Hey welcome to my life. My name is Kiyomi Mutsuko Yoshida. And don't make fun of my name. I'm 13 and I live in Toronto. Yeah that's me. Yeah and I have superpowers. Superpowers, what a stupid name, it's so corny just like superhero. It's one of those terms that you use when you're six. So lets just say I have special abilities. Ummm, o and all of my cousins have "special talents" all 8 of them. We all live in a happy orphanage from hell. The kids are mean and the "helpers" don't help. My cousins are all different ages and there are four girls and four boys. I guess you want to know our "special abilities". Okay, Daniel the oldest at 17 has your favourite abilities of super-strength, ability to fly and fire proof. Kioko the second oldest at 15 can produce fire and control fire. Oh and her fire is waterproof and doesn't need oxygen to survive. Karolyn at 14 can control electricity, in a machine, she can produce it and use it many other ways. Kimiko is also 14 but a little younger than Karolyn, she controls air, creates vacuums, air shields and a bunch of other stuff. Me I'm a………umm……….let's see ……errrr …… I'm a kind of a ………..virus. Yeah I can infect people with any kind of disease or virus (I can also infect animal and computers) by touching them and thinking (oh and I'm immune to any virus). I can also infect the ground and control it, like levitate and stuff. I also have a liquid body, I can make a whole in my body and merge with the ground, and oh you will see in the story. Yutaka is 11 and can control colors and does a bunch of other stuff. Trevor is 10 flexible and sticky, yeah sticky, like gum and he can do stuff with that. Last is Kiyoshi a 10 year old boy who has super speed and that's it yep not much. You know what this is stupid don't they have like writers a marvel to write these stories? Yet I'm stuck doing this stupid job. Oh and you readers out there if you dare try to correct my horrible spelling and grammar you might find yourself with lung cancer or a STD and you try explaining that to your mother. You know what, I quit. Daredevil, Spiderman and etcetera got a writer and I want one too. This is stupid, next time you read one of these stupid things it will be by a dramatic writer. Goodbye, I'm done.
We sorry to disappoint you with this pitiful story but our temporary writer has quit and was we consider rude. We apologize again for this disgrace.
