Disclaimer: As we all know Tolkien owns Lord of the Rings. I wish I owned Legolas however.
A/N: Please note, this my not make sense as I am sniffing pixi stix (again). And this is my first LotR fic. So I might not spell the names of all the places correctly, if you notice something please be so kind as to point it out in a review. Oh yeah I'm another obsessive Legolas fan!
Chapter 1
Our story beings with Legolas, Aragorn, and Arwen.
Legolas, Aragorn and Arwen are all sitting around Arwen's apartment in Rivendell. "So whadda you wanna do?" Legolas asked Aragorn.
"I dunno. Whadda you wanna do Arwen?" Aragorn said.
"I dunno. Whadda you wanna do Legolas?" She said.
"Damn.... I dunno. I hear about this new night club called The Ring. Wanna check it out?" Legolas said.
"Sure," Aragorn and Arwen said.
Fast Forward to The Ring. Laser lights flash, smoke machines smoke, and a very confused Deejay plays music. Legolas, Aragorn and Arwen enter. Legolas has on tight jeans *sigh*, and a tight white tee shirt. Aragorn is wearing leather pants, a biker tee shirt. Arwen is dressed in a leather mini skirt, a tank top, and lots of jewelry.
"Yo yo, wassup my......hommies?" the deejay said. He picks up a book titled Things for DeeJays to Say. He flips through it, "Yeah, hommies." He puts on a song and flips off the mic, "What the hell is this?" he muttered.
Legolas looks around and spots Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin. "Hey!" he yells to Aragorn and Arwen over the music. "Frodo and the guys are over there!" He points to where the Hobbits are sitting.
"Let's go over!" Arwen said. The group walked over to the Hobbits. "Hey Guys!" Arwen said. "So you guys herd about the place too?"
"Yes!" Pippin said. "They sell ale by the gallon!"
"That's.....great...." Legolas said. Two girls walked by and were checking out Legolas' butt; this was noticed by Aragorn. "Hey Legolas...there's two chicks over there checking you're ass out man."
Legolas spun around and looked at the girls, they tuned out to be two very attractive she-elves. "I'll be right back," he said.
Aragorn shook his head and turned his attention back to the hobbits. "So....." he said.
"Hey lookie what I got," Frodo said pulling out something wrapped in paper. "Want one?" he asked as he passed the pot to Merry and Pippin. Aragorn took one and lit it he inhaled once, "What the hell is this?"
"Pot," Frodo said.
"Cool," Aragorn said letting Arwen take a hit. "Did anyone see where Legolas went?"
"Yeah he went to see those chicks," Arwen said.
They all looked to where the she-elves had been. There was only one of them now and Legolas was nowhere to be seen.