Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy or Kingdom Hearts or Disney for that matter.

Clouds Rant about the evils of Disney.

"Hello you all know me as Cloud Strife" Cloud said to the audience. "But there are people who know me as a fiend who works for Hades himself! This is all Disney's fault!" cloud twitches "I haven't seen Leon since then, what are they planning? I don't know but I'm here to tell you of Disney's evil…." He got up "You Know Cid? They sent him to fricken Catholic school! Now he says nothing worse then crap. He used to be the one who cussed the most! Damn you Disney!"

"What did they do to you?" a man from the audience asked.

"You all know my love Areis? They made a clone of her and called her Arieth! The bastards. And they didn't bring my childhood friend Tifa either. I think Shinra is behind this." Cloud shifts his eyes. "Yes Disney teamed up with Shinr..."

"What about Sepharoth?" a woman interrupted.

"yes… Sepharoth…. He could have done it to… no. Wait.. I killed him, I killed him dead!" he started cackling .

"But he was in Kingdom Hearts!" the woman said.

"Don't say that word" he casts fire on her. "Um... Sorry about that. They made a clone of Sepharoth too. Who does Disney think they are? God? Then there's Sora…"

"Sora is so kawaii! Sora X Riku so hot!" Some little boy in the crowd screamed.

"Holy Shit!" Cloud jump to the ground. "Gay fan boy!" Cloud held up his hand "Diamond Dust" Dumbo appeared out of now where and attacked the boy.

"See what a mean?" Cloud said. "they got rid of all the good summons and replaced them with little wimp-ass Disney characters." He got up ad dusted himself off. "Any way back to Sora. He thinks he defeated Sepharoth. He was all like 'Look at me I'm a little prick it a key for a sword, and use fire attacks that sounds like a male stimulant' I remember when I was his age. It was almost 10 years ago…." His eyes got all hazy "I wanted to join solider and I hung out with my rapidly maturing at an early age friend. Not flying around in 'Gummi Ships' and talking dogs and talking ducks." He twitched again.

"What about Red XIII? He talked! He was like a dog!" a very angry pet owner asked

"Red 13 wasn't a dog dumb ass! He was the last of his kind! Is your poodle the last of its kind? No." Cloud started panting and sat down "Anyways Why did they have to bring us to their little gay game anyways?" he got up and yelled "Damn You Mickey, Damn You!"

Two little men came and put Cloud in a bag

"No" he cried through the bag, "they must be doing a sequel……"