Cartman Meets Kyle and Kenny

By: Green Day24

Disclaimer: I don't own anything of South Park, The only original idea is my plot for story.

This is my first story so be nice! PG-13mabye R not exactly sure.

Cartman was sitting, twiddling his fingers, waiting for his fing school bus to arrive. Then Cartman see's two strange kids who look to be about his own age.

"Who the fing hell are you!" Cartman screamed, and several astonished parents stared.

"I'm Kyle, you bastard! And this is f$ing kick-ass friend, Kenny." Kenny was playing with his yo-yo, and it suddenly flew off his finger and into the street. So Kenny, seeing no crazy drivers around, runs out to get the yo-yo. That was a big mistake, for out of nowhere loomed the huge yellow school bus. "NOOOOOO! You fucking bus driver you killed my kick-ass friend! You lily-livered BASTARD!" (a/n I just had put that in) Yelled Kyle as he and Cartman boarded the bus. The old freaky Bus driver Lady stared in astonishment at Kyle. They continued on to school.

The bell rang and Cartman and Kyle ran to their classroom. When they got to their class the chalkboard had the word Shit scribbled on it.

"Okay we are going to learn about the origins of the word SHIT." Announced the teacher once Cartman and Kyle had taken a seat at the back of the classroom.

"Why the HELL are going to learn about that word?" Asked Cartman.

"Just SHUT UP DAMNIT you bastard!" Yelled the teacher (a/n the name of this teacher escapes my memory at this moment in time.)

"I'd rather learn about the word faggot." Muttered Cartman.

"Oh go rot in Hell you bastard!" said the puppet on the teacher's head.

"How the fuck can you talk your just a puppet, damnit." Cartman yelled at the hand.

The hand said, "You wanna fight, bitch! Or are you a sissy little girl who looks like a guy and has the mouth to boot!" That sort of banter goes back and forth until the puppet get's annoyed and pulls out a M-16 and shoots Cartman in the nuts.

"NOOOOOO! You fucking bastard! That's the second friend who's been killed today! Now I gotta go through the rest of the flipping school year with no kick-ass friends! I f$ing hate you!" Yells Kyle and pulls out a pistol and first shoots the puppet then his teacher and runs home!

THE END BITCHES!

WELL! wadda you think! Please Review!

Green Day24