[A/N] Hey guys! I haven't had many ideas for (surprise surprise), so I decided to give you the comedy oneshot I promised! Enjoy! [END A/N]

Hub and Lan were standing on the sidewalk near their house. Hub was holding a drink in his hand.

"That's never going to work." Lan insisted.

"It is! I'm telling you, it will work." Hub pressed.

"Not with your level of science knowledge." Lan argued.

"I've watched Bill Nye a few times. I'm a level 3, and my HP just keeps going up!" Hub said, annoyed.

Lan scoffed. "You'll never be as good as me. I'm a level over 9,000."

"9,000 of what? 9,000 of like,-"

In the middle of Hub's sentance, ProtoMan ran over and knocked Hub's drink onto Lan. He then ran in front of them and spread his arms intimidatingly.

Hub gasped. "Hey! What the- what was that?!" He shouted.

ProtoMan backed up a little.

"I can no longer drink this! That really peeves me off!' Hub yelled.

"Why would you knock the drink out of his hand?!" Lan asked.

"You know what- MYGOSH- I am so peeved right nnow!" Hub started loosing it.

"He is peeved!" Lan shouted.

ProtoMan kept backing up slowly, still looking intimidating. "Hey, bro, you're cruisin' for a bruisin'."

"I- I am just going to buy an entire- an entire array of clothes!" Lan threatened.

"Yeah! We- what? WHAT?!" Hub looked at Lan.

"Yo, become Mike Tyson's agent!" Lan said.

ProtoMan walked over. He put an arm around Hub's shoulder, drink in hand. "listen, I've been thinking on my actions, and I've been a chump for these past couple minutes. And I wanted to give you a replacement drink." He smiled.

Hub and Lan both smiled.

ProtoMan knocked that drink in his hand and went back to his position in front of them.

"MYGOSH- OH, I AM SO- OHHH I AM SO PEEVED!" Hub screamed.

"He is so peeved right now!" Lan repeated.

"That was such a tricky thing to do!" Hub huffed angrily.

"Why'd you knock it out of his hand?! He was gonna drink that!" Lan rolled his eyes.

"That was pretty stealthy, I won't lie!" Hub admitted.

"Hey, stuff it." ProtoMan said.

"OH! He wants me to stuff it. I'm not a calzone, last time I checked." Hub was really peeved.

"GO RIDE A ROLLERCOASTER!" Lan shouted.

"You're cruisin for a bruisin'." ProtoMan said.

"GO RIDE A- A CIRCUS RIDE!" Lan blurted.

"YEAH- WAIT, WHAT?! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!" Hub asked Lan.

Dex's dad was cleaning the gutter. "SHUT UP! MY BOY'S TRYNA' WATCH SOME JAG IN THERE!"

Dex's brother opened the door. "SHUT UP, I'M TRYING TO WATCH SOME JAG IN HERE!"

ProtoMan walked over. "Hey." He sighed, putting an arm around each of their soulders.

"It just never ends." Lan shook his head.

"Listen, That's twice now." ProtoMan said.

Hub nodded. "Yeah. It has been twice."

"What you said about the circus ride really opened my eyes. So I got you a replacement beverage, for real this time." ProtoMan offered it to him.

Hub smiled, taking it. "Wow. Thanks, buddy."

ProtoMan nodded, walking away.

"Wait a seco- that was the nicest thing." Lan smiled.

"Yeah, we totally misjudged that guy." Hub nodded.

Lan lifted his hand up to point to something and knocked the drink on himself.

Hub bit his knuckles, turning away. "Ahhhwwhh. Ohhhh." He wwalked away.

[A/N] So, how was it? The whole idea, including most of the dialogue is from BalloonShop's video I'm quite peeved. [END A/N]