R&R please! Chapter 1- The "Inviting"

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, yada,yada,yada....

IM: Hello, my name is IceMage, but just to save time(and space), call me IM.

I have invited ALL (yes, ALL) the Inuyasha characters to come over and have

have a sophistaced shindig.(YEAH, RIGHT!!!) It's gonna be a blast, and it

looks like the first guests(or victims, for that matter) are here. LET THE

COMICAL ANTICS ENSUE! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA...Okay, so it's not that funny,

so sue me! *answers door*

Inuyasha: I heard there was gonna be snacks...*sniffs* LEAD ME TO THEM,

PEON!!

Kagome: SIT!! *crash* May we come in?

IM: Well, sure, but you have to put a popcorn bowl on your head and dance

until the other guests arrive.

Inuyasha: ........GIMME ONE! *dances around like a fool*

Kagome: ME NEXT, ME NEXT! *puts one on* I LIKETH to do the Cha Cha a LOT!

*Koga and Kikyo enter* Koga: I WANT A POPCORN BOWL!

Kikyo: Popcorn's evil......like me! GIVE!

IM: I only have one more, so..SHARE IT! *their heads barely fit in it*

Koga: It smells in here!

Kikyo: It REALLY smells in here!

IM: So? Am I supposed to care about you two?

Koga&Kikyo: YES!!!

IM: Well, I'm not gonna...*DING DONG* More victims to..uh...PLEASE!

Kagome: I'm dizzy from the Cha Cha..*goes insane* GIVE ME A HAMMER!!

*draws an axe out instead and chases Kikyo* COME HERE, LITTLE WORM!

MUWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAH!

IM: Hey, It's Miroku, Sango, and Shippo! Here, take these popcorn

bowls and dance!

Kikyo and Koga: I thought you had only one left!

IM: I lied. *pokes Koga* YOU SQUEAK! GET HIM, SANGO! *Sango begins to chase

Koga around, poking him periodically*

Sango: WHEE! YOU SQUEAK! COME HERE AND LET ME POKE!!!!!

Koga: Get away from me, you're WEIRD!!!

IM: .....moving on...*DING DONG* MORE GUESTS! MORE FUN FOR EVERYONE!!

Miroku: I'm sober today, gimme a donut.

IM: It looks like our last MAIN Inuyasha guests are here...come in, Kagura,

Naraku, Sesshy, and Myoga (Why he's in this group, I don't know) have come!

Inuyasha: *is getting dizzy from popcorn fumes* Can I take this off?

IM: No.

Inuyasha: WAAAHHHH! *cries*

IM: I'm kidding! Everyone, the party has begun! Grab your flamethrowers,

It's gonna be a BAR-BE-QUE!!

Sesshy: I hate barbeques.

IM: NO YOU DON'T! *shoves raw meat in his mouth*

Naraku and Kagura: I must acquire puppets...JINX! YOU OWE ME A COKE!

Myoga: Shut up, repetitive jinxing is unhealthy. *they squish him*

IM: Okay, things are getting weird around here...good. Next time,

We have new guests, A barbeque, and Naraku gets drunk! See ya soon!

(NO FLAMES, PLEASE)

Don't forget, If ya wanna be a guest, send me a line with your

characters name, his/her weapon, and who you want to kill or

huggle the most! Remember, If ya can't have a barbeque for real,

join me and we'll eat cardboard! YAAY!