This is my new fanfic called, She's Killing Me. Please R&R.
Disclaimer: If one day Dan Schninder said, "Take iCarly, I'm done with it", I would die. Then iCarly still wouldn't belong to me. :(
All my friends are coming over And I hope nobody told her She has a way of turning sunshine into rain I've got on that shirt she hates I just know that face she'll make Even though it hurts, she's my favorite pain She never drives her car, she drives me crazy She went out of gas, and somehow I'm to blame
I'm having a guys night out and I hope nobody told Sam. We're dating and all but, I just need one night out, you know? Knowing Gibby, he probably spilled the beans so I put on the shirt she hates. The one with stripes. Sam says she hates it, but I left it at her house once and when I went to get it back I caught her cuddling with it. "Nub!" Sam yelled from my window. "Yeah?" I asked. "I need you to drive me to a club." Sam said. "Take your own car." I said. "I can't. Thanks to you, NubFace, my car is out of gas." She said. Even though it hurts, Sam's my favorite pain.
I'll take her out and drop her off On the outskirts of our town I'll leave a trail of roses that'll lead back home (so come back home) She'll pick a fight for no good reason She knows I'll never leave I love her half to death, But she's killing me
"Here! Thanks Fredface!" Sam said. "Do you know how to get back home?" I asked. "No, but I'll find a way." Sam said. I smiled as she got out of the car. I didn't get rose petals for nothing. I was gonna lay them out from the club to my house. And that's exactly what I did. I love her half to death, but Sam's killing me.
All my friends, they say they like her But I know behind my back, they all think the same things, that I do She spends her daddy's credit card, And says that I'm the one who's lazy She's like a dream and a nightmare coming true
"What do you think of Sam?" I asked Gibby one day. "She's nice." Gibby said. "Gibby, stop lying. I said. "Okay, she's a monster. A devil in a 17 year old girl's body!" Gibby said. "FudgeFace!" Sam said. "Yes?" I asked. "I spent my dad's credit card, get him a new one." Sam said. "What?" I asked. "Geez Freddie. You're getting fat. You gotta stop being so lazy." Sam said. She kissed me. "I love you." She said. She's like a dream and a nightmare.
I'll take her out and drop her off On the outskirts of our town I'll leave a trail of roses that'll lead back home (so come back home)
"How'd you get back home?" I asked Sam, smirking. "I followed the dorky roses. I'm guessing they were for me from Zack Effron?" Sam asked, smirking.
She'll pick a fight for no good reason She knows I'll never leave I love her half to death, But she's killing me And I wouldn't have it any other way She can change her clothes She can change her hair But she'll always be the same So I went out and bought her roses She complained about the thorns I caught her smiling And that's what I do it for
"Why do you love me?" Sam asked. I turned to her very seriously. "Sam, I love you because you're not perfect. You can pick a fight for no good reason." I said. "Maybe I should change." She said. "No, never change. You can change you're hair and you can change you're clothes. You'll always be the same." I said. "Here." I said, handing her flowers. "They're full of thorns, nub." Sam said. I caught her smiling, and that's what I go it for.
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