A/N; I don't own Free! or the characters. This was made purely for entertainment.

Also, this didn't/won't be as cracky as I want. I guess just the rolls will be cracky.

Rei wanted to strangle whoever's idea this was. Therefore he wanted to strangle Nagisa.

Here they were, all sitting in a circle around a hat and a pair of dice at Haru's place.

No. Not any regular dice. The naughty kind.

No one seemed to be against the game but Rei.

Even Ai was excited! It was plain to see on the kid's face by the way he was staring at Rin.

Rei sighed, he figured.. No. He knew there was no getting out of it. Even if he wanted to, Nagisa had a firm hold on his arm, almost cutting off the blood flow.

"So! I'll explain the rules since Rei-chan doesn't know how to play~" The blond cooed, grinning at his friend, "Basically, you pick a name out of the hat and roll the dice. One die is an action, the other is a place. I'll give an example!"

Nagisa reached into the hat, pulling out a folded piece of paper. He opened it and read the name aloud, "Ai-chan!"

Ai blushed furiously, staring at Nagisa. He had no idea what was on the dice, none of them did. He just hoped it wouldn't be too embarrassing.

"So now, I roll the dice~" Which Nagisa did but not before shaking them first. They all watched as the pink dice hit the floor and rolled to a stop. It read 'Blow Lips'

Ai let out a breath of relief. But soon tensed as Nagisa leaned to him. He squeezed his blue eyes shut and waited.

Nagisa chuckled, blowing air onto the other's lips before sitting down. "See? Easy! But each action must be at least thirty seconds! And if you refuse to do your action or receive an action then you gotta drink this shake that I made!"

"That doesn't sound bad." Rin huffed, leaning back on his elbows. He frowned at Nagisa smirk and watched as he went into the kitchen and brought back something in a pitcher that looked absolutely revolting. The smell was worse than it looked.

Rin covered his nose, as well as the others, "What the fuck is in that?"

Nagisa smiled, shrugging, "Well there's ice cream, garlic spread, hot peppers, eggs, steak, cabbage, pickles, chocolate syrup, strawberries, fish, candy and a secret ingredient! So if you refuse to the action, then you get to drink the Penguin Yummy Shake!"

Rei nearly gagged just smelling it no way was he going to drink it. Now he really had no choice in playing.

Nagisa smiled, putting the pitcher away and re-taking his seat. "So, who's ready to play~? We'll do Rock-Paper-Scissors to decide who is first! So every one pair up!"

"Rock!"

"Paper!"

"Scissors!"

Rin beat Ai, Rei beat Nagisa and Makoto beat Haru.

"Poo.. Well that's fine. Again!"

"Rock!"

"Paper!"

"Scissors!"

Luckily, Rei and Makoto threw the same thing. Rin beat them both.

"Ha!" The redhead barked, grinning smugly into Rei's face.

"Rin-san, you do realize that means you go first." The blue haired male retorted, pushing his glasses on his nose.

Rin's smile slowly fell before he scoffed, sitting back down, "Of course I do." But he really didn't. He got caught up in his competitive side to realize what they were competing for.

He sighed, reaching into the hat to draw a name.

He opened the folded paper and frowned. "Fuck."

A/N; Did you like not knowing who he gets? I knew you would. It's typical and you should've seen it coming xDD

I'd like to thank my friend for the idea which lead me to this idea. And she's also the one who came up with the shake punishment~