Disclaimer: Harry Potter and Veggietales and whatever else are NOT MINE!

A/N: After writing much angst and drama-ish stuff...I felt the need for a little humour to liven me up. Not all of these songs are going to be veggie-harry crossovers...some might be from other things etc...

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You're watching Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. You get to a crucial point in the climax, when all of a sudden, the setting on the screen changes, and a voice in the background says,

And now it's time for Silly Songs With Harry, the part of the show where Harry comes out and sings, a silly song. So without further ado: Silly Songs with Harry.

The scene is the Quidditch dressing room. Harry is draped in only a towel, causing several of the females watching to giggle.

Harry: Oh where, is my hairbrush
Oh where is my hairbrush
Oh where oh where oh where oh where oh where?
Is my hairbrush?

Narrator: Having heard his wonderings, Albus Dumbledore enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarassed at the sight of Harry in a towel, Albus regains his composure and reports,

Albus: I think I saw a hairbrush back there!

Harry: Back there is my hairbrush
Back there is my hairbrush,
Back there back there back oh where back there
Is my hairbrush.

Narrator: Having heard his proclamation, Ron Weasley enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarassed at the sight of Harry in a towel, Ron regains his composure, and questions,

Ron: Why do you need a hairbrush? I mean...no offence mate, but your hair's well...I don't know if a hairbrush would help you if you know what I mean...

Harry: Bad hair for my hairbrush
Bad hair for my hairbrush
Bad hair bad hair bad hair bad hair bad hair
For my hairbrush

Narrator: Having heard his lamentations, Hermione Granger enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarassed at the sight of Harry in a towel, Hermione regains her composure and confesses,

Hermione: Harry, that old hairbrush of yours, well you never use it, you don't even need it, so...I'm sorry, I didn't know...but I gave it to Professor Snape...because...well...he could use every bit of personal grooming stuff he can get!

Harry: Not fair, oh my hairbrush
Not fair, oh my hairbrush
Not fair not fair, bad hair oh where not fair
For my hairbrush

Narrator: Having heard his rampant whinging, Professor Snape enters the scene. Himself in a towel, both Harry and Professor Snape are shocked and slightly embarrased at...well...eachother. Recognizing Harry's generosity, Professor Snape is thankful.

Snape: My mind cannot fathom why you or Miss Granger would ever come to the conclusion that I did not have a hairbrush. Perhaps it will be useful for testing potions.

Harry: Take care of my hairbrush
Take care of my hairbrush
Take care take care don't dare not care take care nice hair take care
My little hairbrush

Narrator: This has been Silly Songs With Harry. Tune in next time to hear Harry sing...

A/N: I hope you enjoyed it...not near up to par with my past Veggispoofing, but I like it...