Disclaimer: I do not own SSB! That's all there is to it!
Hey! Zorra here! Your probably wondering why I haven't updating MVC2 in a while. Well, this is why. I've spent most of the time re-doing MVC1 to make it sound a lot better. I'm giving it a shot and posting it to see what you all think of what I've done to it. I am going to continue MVC2 whenever I complete my revision on this. Then I will concentrate on finishing and re-doing MVC2. So this may take a little while, and some patience. Yeah I know -_- Well enjoy the revised edition of 'Mario's Video Cam.' And remember, this is based on SSB, not SSBM. So don't panic if you don't see any melee characters in this.
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Mario's Video Cam
On some afternoon, Mario stood in the hallway of the SSB apartment rooms. Strangely, he had a dusty video camera that he had gotton for christmas four years ago. It was a gift from his brother. Mario had just recently found the video camera in his closet, still in it's package, unwrapped.
He cleaned the lense off a bit and quickly examined the electronic recorder. He then found what he was looking for. He turned the camera to his face and pressed the red "Rec" button, activating it.
Mario cleared his throat. "Hello! It's-A-Me, Mario!" He said in his usual proud italian voice, with his famous smile on his face. But that quickly turned into your usual everyday, boring look as he thought of something to do with his cam. "Anyway, I'm going to give you a little tour of our infamous SSB facilities."
Mario then took the camera off of his face and pointed it towards the hallway before him.
"So, shall we begin?"
With that said, Mario started walking down the hallway. Passing a number of closed doors, he sighed in boredom. "These are the rooms that we stars stay in. They're not great, but they're pretty much okay." He scowled. "Even though we don't get complimetary mints on our pillows and we don't have house keepers..."
Mario suddenly came across an half opened door. A door which led to the room of the psycic wonder, Ness. The fat plumber perked up as he finally found someone with an open door. "Hey, it's Ness' room! Let's see what he's doing!"
The overweighted plumber opened the door all the way to find Ness, who was on his knees with his hands clasped together, in the floor. Candles were lit everywhere and there had appeared to be a novelty, stuffed plushie of Him (Him is that devil-looking guy from 'The Power Puff Girls'), sitting in from of it. Ness also had his eyes closed and appeared to be chanting to it.
"Kirby's always the hero... I want him dead Santa Ria... you hear me? DEAD!"
Ness kept repeating those very word. Mario was dumbfounded. He obviously didn't take into account that Santa Ria was Ness' nick name for Him. In other words, Mario had absolutely no idea what Ness was actually chanting to. "Hey Ness! Who's Santa Ria?"
The sound of Marios curious voice caused Ness' eyes to shoot open and go completely wide. He then stood up and turned to his doorway. There stood Mario Mario, staring right at him like an idiot. Ness' shocked expression that he had on his face quickly became an angry one. "YOU?! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NEVER TO COME IN HERE BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 3PM AND 5:30PM! THEY'RE MY PRIVATE CHANTING HOURS! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?!"
Mario answered the question in a rather innocent tone. "Making the official tour video for the Super Smash Bros for N64."
Ness' angry expression didn't change in the least. "GET OUT OR ELSE!"
"But Ness, the whole world wants to know who Santa Ria is." Mario chided, who still had the camera rolling and up to his eye.
"Oh, Santa Ria? He's my god. I chant to him whenever..." Ness had finally relized that Mario was making him spill his deepest, darkest secret on film. "ARGH! ALLRIGHT THAT'S IT!"
Mario seemed curious to know why Ness had picked up his bat and glared at him during that moment. He instantly figured out why, after Ness had nearly beaten him to death with it.
Ness had literally thrown Mario out of his room. Mario was laying on his head against the wall along with the rest of his body in the hallway as Ness closed his door and locked it and went back to chanting. Mario just remained in his place, until he managed to slump back into a normal position.
"...Ow."
Mario finally managed to stand up with his video camera. Suddenly, an odd glint had appeared in his eyes. He smirked and turned off his video cam. "To hell with the tour. I'll do something even more interesting."
A little while after Mario recovered from his confrontation with Ness, he decided to get started on the new project that he decided to work on instead of a normal tour video. He came up to certain captain's room.
"This here is the unfamous Captain Falcon." The fat plumber snickered as he pointed the camera at himself. "Last night, as a dare from Samus Aran, Captain Falcon had literally eaten a whole truck load of cheeseburgers." He snickered even more as he began to turn the camera towards the open door of Captain Falcon's room. "That is why I call this little scene, 'The Struggle.'"
Mario peeked his camcorder in Falcon's room to find a disturbingly humorous scene of Captain Falcon desperately trying to get his skin tight, purple pants on.
"Ugh, stupid pants... WHY WON'T YOU FIT?!"
He kept making struggling grunts as he fell to the floor and started rolling over trying to suck in his newly produced fat gut. But to no surprise, all attempts proved to be unsucsessful due to the lack of breath. He stops after about 15 minutes. Exhausted on the floor, his pants still not on. "Could this day get any worse?"
It was at that moment that Mario decided to take the time to make his appearance. He walked into the room and stood before the floor rested Captain, zooming his cam in on his enormous gut. "Hey Falcon! Where'd you get that big tub o' gut?!" Mario had busted up in laughter after he said this. "Your almost as big as DK!" He said between laughs. His laughter was now beyond his control as he was now laughing hysterically.
Captain Falcon stared at Mario in horror. He had been exposed of his new problem which was hard to conceal. Slowly, he had gotton up off the floor and made his way to the laughing plumber and punched him in the face using his Falcon Punch. In the process, Mario was literally sent flying out of the door and into the nearest wall.
Mario was stuck against the wall as the video camera was still rolling and facing in Mario's direction as the plumber slid off the wall and hit the floor, leaving a humorous imprint of his body parts sticking out in any direction imagionable on the wall, along with burn marks surrounding the edges of the imprint.
Mario sat up on the floor rubbing his newly blackened eye. "Ow... that was more painful than it looked impossible."
The famous plumber was back on his feet within a small matter of minutes. He was now wondering around one of the arenas. "Here we are, on the Saffron City arena with.." He quickly put a huge, satisfied smile on his partial beaten face as he saw the unthinkable.
"YOSHI AND PIKACHU MAKING OUT?! Oh, this is so priceless!"
Mario got closer and zoomed in on the electirc mouse pokemon frenching the green dinosaur. He happily smiled and started sneaking away. "Allright, I got that taped without getting punched in the face or hit with something."
Later, Mario had made his way to yet another person's room.
"Here we are now at Kirby's door."
Mario peeked his head in along with his video camera. He got a glint in his eye as he saw Kirby sitting at his desk with a certain object. "Hey, he'ls looking at something at his desk. Let's take a peek!"
Mario proceeded to sneak up behind Kirby and zooms his camera in on what Kirby was looking at. The object turned out to be a small heart shaped locket with Jigglypuff's picture in the center.
Laughter began to over-run Mario as he just flat out started cracking up laughing.
"YOU LIKE JIGGLYPUFF?!"
After that, Mario could not control his laughter. He was laughing to what seemed like no end.
The pink puffball turned around to see Mario with a video camera, laughing hysterically. His eyes widened in anger. "HEY! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM!"
To Mario's complete surprise, Kirby just simply pushed him out of his room and slammed the door in his face.
The fat plumber sighed. "Oh well. At least he didn't use violence to get me out." He enjoyed a huge surge of relief as he saw someone off in a short distance. "Hey! What's Link doing?"
Mario made his way toward Link's direction. He walked up to Link, who was standing behind the female bounty hunter, Samus Aran. His eyes, practically glued to Samus' ass while she polished some of her armor, unaware of Link's presence. She then drops the pices of armor she was polishing. She bends over to pick it up as Link's eyes go wide and he starts to drool.
It was now that Mario took the opportunity to express his opinion in this little matter.
"YEAH BABY! WAY TO STARE AT SAMUS' FULL MOON LINK!"
Mario had once again started laughing hysterically.
Samus' eyes widened as she bent back up and angrily faced Link. "HOW DARE YOU.... PERVERT!" She slapped him across his face and stormed away.
Link's hand slowly wondered up to touch the pink spot that was slowly forming on his cheek. He suddenly got a beyond very angry look and turned and glared at Mario. "DAMN YOU MARIO!"
Before Mario could even flinch from Link's deadly glare, he was picked up and hurled out the window of the second story building of SSB HQ (Super Smash Bros Head Quarters) and, with his luck, landed in a nearby dumpster. Mario simply smiled in relief while laying in the disgusting filth that he landed in. "Heh, that didn't nearly hurt as much as I thought it would."
Suddenly, Link had peered out the open window with a familiar object in his hands. "TAKE YOUR GOD DAMNED CAMCORDER WITH YOU!" He yelled as he threw the video camera out the window, which had landed right between Mario's legs.
At that point, Mario was not feeling so good anymore. "Well, that didn't exactly go as well as I'd hoped." He said in a rather squeeky voice. And once again, with his luck, the video cam was still rolling showed nothing but red overall seams.
Once again. Later, Mario was at it again. Now with a funny walk, he approached the TV room and smirked as he found a certain vixen. "Let's see what Fox is doing."
He walked into the room and went up behind Fox, who was sitting on the floor in front of the TV, eyes practically glued to it. Mario examined the TV screen and closely studied the contents of the television show. The show had turned out to be none other than a certain children's show.
"OH MY GOD! YOU LIKE THE TELETUBBIES?!"
As the plumber started laughing like crazy, Fox quickly went into a state of shock. His secret had been discovered by his least favorite person. He turned to Mario, getting angrier by the second. "WHY YOU STUPID LITTLE..." Unable to form anymore words in his mouth due to anger, he picked up a nearby chair and glared directly at Mario. If glares could kill, Mario would have already been dead on the floor.
The plumber was literally shaking in his brown boots. He was now the one who was getting scared by the second. "You wouldn't... Show some mercy.." He continued to shake. It became obvious due to the scene throught the video cam. It looked like there was a violent earthquake in progress.
Fox just smirked at Mario.
"Mercy is for the weak!"
After saying words that Mario never thought he would hear through his mouth, Fox chunked the chair at the shaking plumber, causing the camera to go static.
Later again, Mario, with a few bandages on his face, turned his cam back on.
"Well, I know not to go near him while he's watching his afternoon cartoons."
He began to examine his current surroundings. He chuckled as he saw a big familiar ape sitting on a couch. "Oh look! There's DK! Let's see what he's up to."
Mario walked over to the couch to see the big ape. He catches him picking his nos. He snickered as he zoomed in on DK's finger in his nose. "Hey there big guy! Whatcha doing? Digging for gold?" Yet again, Mario started laughing like an insane idiot.
DK, however, acted as if he wasn't paying attention. He didn't look at Mario and continued to pick his nose as he raised his other hand in a fist and smashed it into Mario's nose.
Mario dropped his camera and covered his nose with his hands, screaming in pain. "AAAH! MY NOSE IS BLEEDING! SOMEBODY HELP!"
The camera filmed Mario running around, screaming in pain and clutching his nose as DK continued to pick his own.
A little while later, Mario now had a huge bandage on his nose. He came up to the bathroom. The sounds of a certain person taking a shower could be heard. Mario snickered as he pointed the cam at himself. "And now, last but most certainly not least, my brother, Luigi Mario."
He turned the cam toward the bathroom door as he opened it and walked inside. He tried not to laugh as he proceeded to show the world his brother in the shower, who appeared to be dancing. "Right now he looks like he's dancing and... SINGING?!" He got a little closer and listened more carefully.
"We gotta find a paw print! That's the first clue! We put it in our notebook! Now what do we do?" There was a short pause as Luigi did a twist and a turn." Blue's clues! Blue's clue!"
"THE BLUE'S CLUES SONG?! THIS IS SO PRICELESS!" Mario chided as he walked up closer to the shower to get a better shot of his brother, who was now dancing stupidly and shaking his own butt. It was now that Mario had lost the will of silence once again.
"SHAKE IT BABY! YEAH!"
The sound of his brother's irritating, taunting voice was enought to starte Luigi completely, causing him to drop his soap, which he was using as a microphone, slip on it, and fall on his back. As his back made contact with the slippery shower surface, a rather disgusting crack could be heard, followed by Luigi's screams in pain and anger.
"OWW! I BROKE MY BACK! ARGH! MOTHER FUCKING SONOVA BITCH! DAMN IT MARIO YOUR GOING TO FUCKING PAY FOR THIS!"
The fat plumber broke, once again, into hysterical laughter before running away from the bathroom, leaving his brother on his broken back in the bathtub.
Sooner than he thought, Mario stopped laughing as he made his way into the Mushroom Kingdon arena. He turned the camera to his face. "Well, that concludes this exciting edition of..." He pondered for a few seconds, trying to think about what he was going to call his video. His face suddenly brightened. "Oh! I know!" He cleared his throat and spoke. "Well, that concludes this exciting edition of..."
"PREPARE TO DIE KIRBY!"
The sound of Ness' rageful voice cut Mario off and directed Mario's attention elsewhere. He turned the video camera to the direction in which he found Ness and Kirby, facing off, about to engage in a huge death fight. Ness was trying to improve his chances of victory with a knife.
[Warning! Boring fight scene.]
It was at that moment when Ness had jumped into the air and dived for Kirby, with the knife in his hand, he attempted to make a direct assault on Kirby's face. Kirby, however, remained in a fighting stance, glaring at Ness. As soon as Ness was five feet away from him, he tensed up and flipped his feet into the air when Ness was within a perfect distance. He hit the side of Ness' face and sent him flying in another direction. But Ness managed to flip while still in midair and landed on his feet. He charged at Kirby and suddenly skidded on one foot and, with the other in the air, planted it into Kirby's face. The big pink puffball stumbled back a little from the force of the kick, but remained standing. Kirby had then ran and cart-wheeled into Ness. It was then that the fight had turned into one huge fist fight. Kirby planted punches wherever possible on Ness. He even managed to kick Ness between the legs, which unsurprisingly was slowing Ness down. Ness was making several attempts to stab his hate. He did manage to punch him, thought most his punches just got his fist stuck in Kirby's puffy stomach. One of the times, Ness' fist really did get stuck. The young boy stuggled to pull his fist out of the fat as he dropped the knife and placed both feet in Kirby's face and pulled hard at his hand. But dropping the knife proved to be a big mistake for Ness. Kirby saw this as an opportunity. He easily bent over and picked up the knife. Though this caught Ness' eye and he froze from what he was trying to do. Kirby had smirked and thrusted the knife into Ness' chest. Ness screamed in pain as the feeling of cold and sharp steel being forced into his chest was sending a very painful shock throughtout his entire body. The boy's eyes rolled back into his head as he had lost conciousness soon after he was stabbed. He fell to the ground as his fist was released from Kirby's stomach.
Kirby angrily stared down at Ness' bloody body as he threw the blood covered knife next the body on the ground.
"DON'T MESS WITH THE KIRBSTER, EVER!"
From his little spot, Mario stood with his rolling video camera, shocked with wide eyes. "Wow... that was something... He practically killed Ness." He kept his shocked gaze locked on Kirby doing his victory dance beside Ness' limp body. Somthing had suddenly ran across his mind. "Since when does Kirby call himself Kirbster?"
When Kirby finished his dance, he landed at a point where he was able to face Mario with his active video camera. He suddenly shot and angry glare at the plumber. "YOU AGAIN?!" He began to recall when Mario had found out what had used to be his secret and got it on tape. "ITS ASS KICKING TIME!"
Just by yelling that, it had amazingly signaled everyone to the arena, all looking extremely angry. Mario didn't neglect to notice that everyone that had entered the ring were the same people that he had caught on tape at their not-so-appropriate moments, exposing their secrets.
Link, with his sword drawn. Captain Falcon, who was driven to wear sweatpants. Samus in full armor, readying her cannon. Fox, with the remote in his pocket, had his blaster out. All of which were about to attack their most hated person. Except DK, who was still on a couch picking his nose, Yoshi and Pikachu, who were currently in bed, Jigglypuff, who was nowhere to be found, Luigi, who was still in the shower on his broken back, with the exception of Ness not being able to do much of anything at the moment. But all who were present, glared at Mario in full force.
Mario nervously looked at everyone around him as they all glared at him. Relizing that there was no possible way to run or hide, he let out a nervous laugh and put on a nervous smile to go with it. His eyes were closed and he was showing his teeth.
That suddenly triggered violent reflexes in the other smashers. Without any hesitation, the all launched a direct assault on mario. Hearing the plumber scream like a girl and swinging his arms in multiple directions was enought to satisfy everyone who was now dogpiling on him. Though the fat Captain Falcon may have squashed more than intended as Fox, Samus, and Link, who were below him, yelled at him to either get off or to lose weight.
Kirby watched with excitment. As he was watching with deep interest, a certain electronic recorder on the ground facing the fight had caught his eye. Kirby smirked and picked it up and turned the lense to his face. "Hey there! I'm Kirby, and I'll be finishing this home movie by showing the whole world just how stong Mario really is and how he really tries to hold his own while he's getting the shit beat out of him." He pointed the camera at the huge dogpile party going on in Mario's honor. Kirby suddenly turned the camera to another familiar pink puffball, who was running toward all the action, angry that it had not been taped when it was singing. It had then jumped up and landed on the very top. Kirby watched the other puffball happily.
"YEAH JIGGLYPUFF! WAY TO HELP KICK MARIO'S ASS!"
Mario was still screaming like a girl and stuggling to escape. After a good while of not being able to take the strain of the tremendous weight above him, compliments of Captain Falcon, he somehow lost conciousness. Everyone just assumed he was dead and got off of him and started pointing and laughing at him.
Kirby, of course, caught all of this on tape. "Aw man, America's Funniest Videos will pay big to see Mario brought down by his own fellow nintendo people." He turned the video camera back to his face.
"Well, that concludes this little video here. I'm Kirby! Goodnight all!"
Kirby then turned off the video cam after 5 minutes of getting a shot of his feet, trying to figure out how to turn it off, until he found the "stop" button.
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Well, there's the first chapter of the revision. I hope you all liked it. And please excuse the spelling errors. I was rather exausted when I was typing this. I spent all day and night working on it. I'll go back over it and correct it later if I find any spelling errors. Well, please review. This is the first time I've ever done a revision and I want to know what you all think about it. Chapter 2 will be up soon! Till then, later!
Zorra~
Hey! Zorra here! Your probably wondering why I haven't updating MVC2 in a while. Well, this is why. I've spent most of the time re-doing MVC1 to make it sound a lot better. I'm giving it a shot and posting it to see what you all think of what I've done to it. I am going to continue MVC2 whenever I complete my revision on this. Then I will concentrate on finishing and re-doing MVC2. So this may take a little while, and some patience. Yeah I know -_- Well enjoy the revised edition of 'Mario's Video Cam.' And remember, this is based on SSB, not SSBM. So don't panic if you don't see any melee characters in this.
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Mario's Video Cam
On some afternoon, Mario stood in the hallway of the SSB apartment rooms. Strangely, he had a dusty video camera that he had gotton for christmas four years ago. It was a gift from his brother. Mario had just recently found the video camera in his closet, still in it's package, unwrapped.
He cleaned the lense off a bit and quickly examined the electronic recorder. He then found what he was looking for. He turned the camera to his face and pressed the red "Rec" button, activating it.
Mario cleared his throat. "Hello! It's-A-Me, Mario!" He said in his usual proud italian voice, with his famous smile on his face. But that quickly turned into your usual everyday, boring look as he thought of something to do with his cam. "Anyway, I'm going to give you a little tour of our infamous SSB facilities."
Mario then took the camera off of his face and pointed it towards the hallway before him.
"So, shall we begin?"
With that said, Mario started walking down the hallway. Passing a number of closed doors, he sighed in boredom. "These are the rooms that we stars stay in. They're not great, but they're pretty much okay." He scowled. "Even though we don't get complimetary mints on our pillows and we don't have house keepers..."
Mario suddenly came across an half opened door. A door which led to the room of the psycic wonder, Ness. The fat plumber perked up as he finally found someone with an open door. "Hey, it's Ness' room! Let's see what he's doing!"
The overweighted plumber opened the door all the way to find Ness, who was on his knees with his hands clasped together, in the floor. Candles were lit everywhere and there had appeared to be a novelty, stuffed plushie of Him (Him is that devil-looking guy from 'The Power Puff Girls'), sitting in from of it. Ness also had his eyes closed and appeared to be chanting to it.
"Kirby's always the hero... I want him dead Santa Ria... you hear me? DEAD!"
Ness kept repeating those very word. Mario was dumbfounded. He obviously didn't take into account that Santa Ria was Ness' nick name for Him. In other words, Mario had absolutely no idea what Ness was actually chanting to. "Hey Ness! Who's Santa Ria?"
The sound of Marios curious voice caused Ness' eyes to shoot open and go completely wide. He then stood up and turned to his doorway. There stood Mario Mario, staring right at him like an idiot. Ness' shocked expression that he had on his face quickly became an angry one. "YOU?! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NEVER TO COME IN HERE BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 3PM AND 5:30PM! THEY'RE MY PRIVATE CHANTING HOURS! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?!"
Mario answered the question in a rather innocent tone. "Making the official tour video for the Super Smash Bros for N64."
Ness' angry expression didn't change in the least. "GET OUT OR ELSE!"
"But Ness, the whole world wants to know who Santa Ria is." Mario chided, who still had the camera rolling and up to his eye.
"Oh, Santa Ria? He's my god. I chant to him whenever..." Ness had finally relized that Mario was making him spill his deepest, darkest secret on film. "ARGH! ALLRIGHT THAT'S IT!"
Mario seemed curious to know why Ness had picked up his bat and glared at him during that moment. He instantly figured out why, after Ness had nearly beaten him to death with it.
Ness had literally thrown Mario out of his room. Mario was laying on his head against the wall along with the rest of his body in the hallway as Ness closed his door and locked it and went back to chanting. Mario just remained in his place, until he managed to slump back into a normal position.
"...Ow."
Mario finally managed to stand up with his video camera. Suddenly, an odd glint had appeared in his eyes. He smirked and turned off his video cam. "To hell with the tour. I'll do something even more interesting."
A little while after Mario recovered from his confrontation with Ness, he decided to get started on the new project that he decided to work on instead of a normal tour video. He came up to certain captain's room.
"This here is the unfamous Captain Falcon." The fat plumber snickered as he pointed the camera at himself. "Last night, as a dare from Samus Aran, Captain Falcon had literally eaten a whole truck load of cheeseburgers." He snickered even more as he began to turn the camera towards the open door of Captain Falcon's room. "That is why I call this little scene, 'The Struggle.'"
Mario peeked his camcorder in Falcon's room to find a disturbingly humorous scene of Captain Falcon desperately trying to get his skin tight, purple pants on.
"Ugh, stupid pants... WHY WON'T YOU FIT?!"
He kept making struggling grunts as he fell to the floor and started rolling over trying to suck in his newly produced fat gut. But to no surprise, all attempts proved to be unsucsessful due to the lack of breath. He stops after about 15 minutes. Exhausted on the floor, his pants still not on. "Could this day get any worse?"
It was at that moment that Mario decided to take the time to make his appearance. He walked into the room and stood before the floor rested Captain, zooming his cam in on his enormous gut. "Hey Falcon! Where'd you get that big tub o' gut?!" Mario had busted up in laughter after he said this. "Your almost as big as DK!" He said between laughs. His laughter was now beyond his control as he was now laughing hysterically.
Captain Falcon stared at Mario in horror. He had been exposed of his new problem which was hard to conceal. Slowly, he had gotton up off the floor and made his way to the laughing plumber and punched him in the face using his Falcon Punch. In the process, Mario was literally sent flying out of the door and into the nearest wall.
Mario was stuck against the wall as the video camera was still rolling and facing in Mario's direction as the plumber slid off the wall and hit the floor, leaving a humorous imprint of his body parts sticking out in any direction imagionable on the wall, along with burn marks surrounding the edges of the imprint.
Mario sat up on the floor rubbing his newly blackened eye. "Ow... that was more painful than it looked impossible."
The famous plumber was back on his feet within a small matter of minutes. He was now wondering around one of the arenas. "Here we are, on the Saffron City arena with.." He quickly put a huge, satisfied smile on his partial beaten face as he saw the unthinkable.
"YOSHI AND PIKACHU MAKING OUT?! Oh, this is so priceless!"
Mario got closer and zoomed in on the electirc mouse pokemon frenching the green dinosaur. He happily smiled and started sneaking away. "Allright, I got that taped without getting punched in the face or hit with something."
Later, Mario had made his way to yet another person's room.
"Here we are now at Kirby's door."
Mario peeked his head in along with his video camera. He got a glint in his eye as he saw Kirby sitting at his desk with a certain object. "Hey, he'ls looking at something at his desk. Let's take a peek!"
Mario proceeded to sneak up behind Kirby and zooms his camera in on what Kirby was looking at. The object turned out to be a small heart shaped locket with Jigglypuff's picture in the center.
Laughter began to over-run Mario as he just flat out started cracking up laughing.
"YOU LIKE JIGGLYPUFF?!"
After that, Mario could not control his laughter. He was laughing to what seemed like no end.
The pink puffball turned around to see Mario with a video camera, laughing hysterically. His eyes widened in anger. "HEY! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM!"
To Mario's complete surprise, Kirby just simply pushed him out of his room and slammed the door in his face.
The fat plumber sighed. "Oh well. At least he didn't use violence to get me out." He enjoyed a huge surge of relief as he saw someone off in a short distance. "Hey! What's Link doing?"
Mario made his way toward Link's direction. He walked up to Link, who was standing behind the female bounty hunter, Samus Aran. His eyes, practically glued to Samus' ass while she polished some of her armor, unaware of Link's presence. She then drops the pices of armor she was polishing. She bends over to pick it up as Link's eyes go wide and he starts to drool.
It was now that Mario took the opportunity to express his opinion in this little matter.
"YEAH BABY! WAY TO STARE AT SAMUS' FULL MOON LINK!"
Mario had once again started laughing hysterically.
Samus' eyes widened as she bent back up and angrily faced Link. "HOW DARE YOU.... PERVERT!" She slapped him across his face and stormed away.
Link's hand slowly wondered up to touch the pink spot that was slowly forming on his cheek. He suddenly got a beyond very angry look and turned and glared at Mario. "DAMN YOU MARIO!"
Before Mario could even flinch from Link's deadly glare, he was picked up and hurled out the window of the second story building of SSB HQ (Super Smash Bros Head Quarters) and, with his luck, landed in a nearby dumpster. Mario simply smiled in relief while laying in the disgusting filth that he landed in. "Heh, that didn't nearly hurt as much as I thought it would."
Suddenly, Link had peered out the open window with a familiar object in his hands. "TAKE YOUR GOD DAMNED CAMCORDER WITH YOU!" He yelled as he threw the video camera out the window, which had landed right between Mario's legs.
At that point, Mario was not feeling so good anymore. "Well, that didn't exactly go as well as I'd hoped." He said in a rather squeeky voice. And once again, with his luck, the video cam was still rolling showed nothing but red overall seams.
Once again. Later, Mario was at it again. Now with a funny walk, he approached the TV room and smirked as he found a certain vixen. "Let's see what Fox is doing."
He walked into the room and went up behind Fox, who was sitting on the floor in front of the TV, eyes practically glued to it. Mario examined the TV screen and closely studied the contents of the television show. The show had turned out to be none other than a certain children's show.
"OH MY GOD! YOU LIKE THE TELETUBBIES?!"
As the plumber started laughing like crazy, Fox quickly went into a state of shock. His secret had been discovered by his least favorite person. He turned to Mario, getting angrier by the second. "WHY YOU STUPID LITTLE..." Unable to form anymore words in his mouth due to anger, he picked up a nearby chair and glared directly at Mario. If glares could kill, Mario would have already been dead on the floor.
The plumber was literally shaking in his brown boots. He was now the one who was getting scared by the second. "You wouldn't... Show some mercy.." He continued to shake. It became obvious due to the scene throught the video cam. It looked like there was a violent earthquake in progress.
Fox just smirked at Mario.
"Mercy is for the weak!"
After saying words that Mario never thought he would hear through his mouth, Fox chunked the chair at the shaking plumber, causing the camera to go static.
Later again, Mario, with a few bandages on his face, turned his cam back on.
"Well, I know not to go near him while he's watching his afternoon cartoons."
He began to examine his current surroundings. He chuckled as he saw a big familiar ape sitting on a couch. "Oh look! There's DK! Let's see what he's up to."
Mario walked over to the couch to see the big ape. He catches him picking his nos. He snickered as he zoomed in on DK's finger in his nose. "Hey there big guy! Whatcha doing? Digging for gold?" Yet again, Mario started laughing like an insane idiot.
DK, however, acted as if he wasn't paying attention. He didn't look at Mario and continued to pick his nose as he raised his other hand in a fist and smashed it into Mario's nose.
Mario dropped his camera and covered his nose with his hands, screaming in pain. "AAAH! MY NOSE IS BLEEDING! SOMEBODY HELP!"
The camera filmed Mario running around, screaming in pain and clutching his nose as DK continued to pick his own.
A little while later, Mario now had a huge bandage on his nose. He came up to the bathroom. The sounds of a certain person taking a shower could be heard. Mario snickered as he pointed the cam at himself. "And now, last but most certainly not least, my brother, Luigi Mario."
He turned the cam toward the bathroom door as he opened it and walked inside. He tried not to laugh as he proceeded to show the world his brother in the shower, who appeared to be dancing. "Right now he looks like he's dancing and... SINGING?!" He got a little closer and listened more carefully.
"We gotta find a paw print! That's the first clue! We put it in our notebook! Now what do we do?" There was a short pause as Luigi did a twist and a turn." Blue's clues! Blue's clue!"
"THE BLUE'S CLUES SONG?! THIS IS SO PRICELESS!" Mario chided as he walked up closer to the shower to get a better shot of his brother, who was now dancing stupidly and shaking his own butt. It was now that Mario had lost the will of silence once again.
"SHAKE IT BABY! YEAH!"
The sound of his brother's irritating, taunting voice was enought to starte Luigi completely, causing him to drop his soap, which he was using as a microphone, slip on it, and fall on his back. As his back made contact with the slippery shower surface, a rather disgusting crack could be heard, followed by Luigi's screams in pain and anger.
"OWW! I BROKE MY BACK! ARGH! MOTHER FUCKING SONOVA BITCH! DAMN IT MARIO YOUR GOING TO FUCKING PAY FOR THIS!"
The fat plumber broke, once again, into hysterical laughter before running away from the bathroom, leaving his brother on his broken back in the bathtub.
Sooner than he thought, Mario stopped laughing as he made his way into the Mushroom Kingdon arena. He turned the camera to his face. "Well, that concludes this exciting edition of..." He pondered for a few seconds, trying to think about what he was going to call his video. His face suddenly brightened. "Oh! I know!" He cleared his throat and spoke. "Well, that concludes this exciting edition of..."
"PREPARE TO DIE KIRBY!"
The sound of Ness' rageful voice cut Mario off and directed Mario's attention elsewhere. He turned the video camera to the direction in which he found Ness and Kirby, facing off, about to engage in a huge death fight. Ness was trying to improve his chances of victory with a knife.
[Warning! Boring fight scene.]
It was at that moment when Ness had jumped into the air and dived for Kirby, with the knife in his hand, he attempted to make a direct assault on Kirby's face. Kirby, however, remained in a fighting stance, glaring at Ness. As soon as Ness was five feet away from him, he tensed up and flipped his feet into the air when Ness was within a perfect distance. He hit the side of Ness' face and sent him flying in another direction. But Ness managed to flip while still in midair and landed on his feet. He charged at Kirby and suddenly skidded on one foot and, with the other in the air, planted it into Kirby's face. The big pink puffball stumbled back a little from the force of the kick, but remained standing. Kirby had then ran and cart-wheeled into Ness. It was then that the fight had turned into one huge fist fight. Kirby planted punches wherever possible on Ness. He even managed to kick Ness between the legs, which unsurprisingly was slowing Ness down. Ness was making several attempts to stab his hate. He did manage to punch him, thought most his punches just got his fist stuck in Kirby's puffy stomach. One of the times, Ness' fist really did get stuck. The young boy stuggled to pull his fist out of the fat as he dropped the knife and placed both feet in Kirby's face and pulled hard at his hand. But dropping the knife proved to be a big mistake for Ness. Kirby saw this as an opportunity. He easily bent over and picked up the knife. Though this caught Ness' eye and he froze from what he was trying to do. Kirby had smirked and thrusted the knife into Ness' chest. Ness screamed in pain as the feeling of cold and sharp steel being forced into his chest was sending a very painful shock throughtout his entire body. The boy's eyes rolled back into his head as he had lost conciousness soon after he was stabbed. He fell to the ground as his fist was released from Kirby's stomach.
Kirby angrily stared down at Ness' bloody body as he threw the blood covered knife next the body on the ground.
"DON'T MESS WITH THE KIRBSTER, EVER!"
From his little spot, Mario stood with his rolling video camera, shocked with wide eyes. "Wow... that was something... He practically killed Ness." He kept his shocked gaze locked on Kirby doing his victory dance beside Ness' limp body. Somthing had suddenly ran across his mind. "Since when does Kirby call himself Kirbster?"
When Kirby finished his dance, he landed at a point where he was able to face Mario with his active video camera. He suddenly shot and angry glare at the plumber. "YOU AGAIN?!" He began to recall when Mario had found out what had used to be his secret and got it on tape. "ITS ASS KICKING TIME!"
Just by yelling that, it had amazingly signaled everyone to the arena, all looking extremely angry. Mario didn't neglect to notice that everyone that had entered the ring were the same people that he had caught on tape at their not-so-appropriate moments, exposing their secrets.
Link, with his sword drawn. Captain Falcon, who was driven to wear sweatpants. Samus in full armor, readying her cannon. Fox, with the remote in his pocket, had his blaster out. All of which were about to attack their most hated person. Except DK, who was still on a couch picking his nose, Yoshi and Pikachu, who were currently in bed, Jigglypuff, who was nowhere to be found, Luigi, who was still in the shower on his broken back, with the exception of Ness not being able to do much of anything at the moment. But all who were present, glared at Mario in full force.
Mario nervously looked at everyone around him as they all glared at him. Relizing that there was no possible way to run or hide, he let out a nervous laugh and put on a nervous smile to go with it. His eyes were closed and he was showing his teeth.
That suddenly triggered violent reflexes in the other smashers. Without any hesitation, the all launched a direct assault on mario. Hearing the plumber scream like a girl and swinging his arms in multiple directions was enought to satisfy everyone who was now dogpiling on him. Though the fat Captain Falcon may have squashed more than intended as Fox, Samus, and Link, who were below him, yelled at him to either get off or to lose weight.
Kirby watched with excitment. As he was watching with deep interest, a certain electronic recorder on the ground facing the fight had caught his eye. Kirby smirked and picked it up and turned the lense to his face. "Hey there! I'm Kirby, and I'll be finishing this home movie by showing the whole world just how stong Mario really is and how he really tries to hold his own while he's getting the shit beat out of him." He pointed the camera at the huge dogpile party going on in Mario's honor. Kirby suddenly turned the camera to another familiar pink puffball, who was running toward all the action, angry that it had not been taped when it was singing. It had then jumped up and landed on the very top. Kirby watched the other puffball happily.
"YEAH JIGGLYPUFF! WAY TO HELP KICK MARIO'S ASS!"
Mario was still screaming like a girl and stuggling to escape. After a good while of not being able to take the strain of the tremendous weight above him, compliments of Captain Falcon, he somehow lost conciousness. Everyone just assumed he was dead and got off of him and started pointing and laughing at him.
Kirby, of course, caught all of this on tape. "Aw man, America's Funniest Videos will pay big to see Mario brought down by his own fellow nintendo people." He turned the video camera back to his face.
"Well, that concludes this little video here. I'm Kirby! Goodnight all!"
Kirby then turned off the video cam after 5 minutes of getting a shot of his feet, trying to figure out how to turn it off, until he found the "stop" button.
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Well, there's the first chapter of the revision. I hope you all liked it. And please excuse the spelling errors. I was rather exausted when I was typing this. I spent all day and night working on it. I'll go back over it and correct it later if I find any spelling errors. Well, please review. This is the first time I've ever done a revision and I want to know what you all think about it. Chapter 2 will be up soon! Till then, later!
Zorra~