10 Reasons Why Rose Nymphadora Weasley Annoys The Hell Out of Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy
By: Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy
1. Her name. I mean, who would like to have a middle name such as Nymphadora? That's just plain weird. Well, she is weird.
2. Her hair. Have you seen her hair? That wiry-copper-like hair? I swear her hair can conduct electricity! And the way it just bounces and sways with her.. It's just so attractive.. Wait, scratch that. Alright, I admit, her hair has been becoming less curly and more wavy through the years especially now.. (shutupAl)
3. Her face. Her weird, freckly face. It just annoys me how freckly her face is. It makes me want to count how many freckles she has. And the way her whole face flushes when she's being teased or after she plays quidditch. She turns so red! It annoys me how I find that completely adorable.
4. Her eyes. Her big, round, blue eyes. It annoys me how her eyes capture you, you just can't seem to look away.. It annoys me that her eyes flash anger and hate every time she sees me.
5. Her mouth. Her big mouth. She just can't stop talking and screaming. Merlin! She just won't back down, she really has to fight back and scream all the spells at me. (Warning: Rose knows a LOT of spells.) She pouts and nibbles on her lower lip when she's thinking, and it annoys me that I just want to kiss her when she does that.
6. Her body. Her humungous, curvy body. It annoys me how boys just can't stop talking about her in the locker rooms, seriously! Ugh. Them and their dirty fantasies. It annoys me that she has so many freckles all over her body making it look like she's showered with glitters. And how her whole body flushes when she's embarrassed. Oh Merlin.
7. Her habit. Yes, her habit of wearing her guy friends' clothes. She keeps wearing Alex's, Lysander's, Justin's clothes. Doesn't she know what that means? Every time I see her wearing their clothes, everything just turns red and I have this urge to punch someone in the face (preferably, Lysander, Justin and Alex) Al says it's jealousy but Malfoys don't get jealous, especially over a Weasley. (shutupAl)
8. Her tendency to make me write this list from hating Weasley into admitting I like her. I just realized how this list turned out. Wow. (okayshutupAl)
9. Her obliviousness. She is just way too thick to understand that I fancy the pants off of her. And everyone thinks she's the smartest witch in Hogwarts. Well, think again, pal.
10. She's not mine.
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