You know what I'm talking about.
BOOKS.
But the question haunting the minds of Neopians every is: WHAT DO THEY ACTUALLY SAY?
Sure, every so often, the description will contain
a passage from the book.
However, that one, tempting passage, is all we EVER
see of the inside of that book! Why is this? I tell you why; it's a conspiracy!
Yes, a conspiracy! When Doctor Sloth gave me a Transmogrification Potion
as a random event, I ~FOLLOWED~ him! I followed him to his secret lair,
and what did I find?! BOOKS!! They were EVERYWHERE!! And when I opened
one, I... hey... who's that... Doctor Sloth!!!
What are you doing with that!?
Argh!
NOO~!!!!!
As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, don't mind that you can't read the books. They aren't interesting at all. There is no conspiracy. No conspiracy at all! Must obey Doctor Sloth.........