*Side Note: I'm still fixing a few things so bear with me =] I'm still fixing the Harvey/Rachel Dialogue (Which explains the big space between Rachel's 2nd line and Harvey's 3rd) and a few spelling errors =]

*Just so you know, Jessica Fletcher, one of the characters, is a character Craig Ferguson does (Yes, Jessica Fletcher is supposed to be a guy acting like a girl, but the character is really a girl. Look up Craig Ferguson Murder She Wrote on Youtube and this skit will make a lot more sense) =] Enjoy!

(Light's come up on Harvey strapped to chair unconscious, with "drums of oil" around him)

Rachel off stage: Can anyone hear me? Hello?

Harvey in chair: (Wakes up) Rachel?

Rachel off stage: Harvey? Oh Thank god Harvey…. You're okay.

Harvey in chair: It's okay Rachel everything's going to be fine… Can you move your chair?

Rachel off stage: No. Harvey we don't have much time—

Harvey in chair: Look for something to free yourself.

Rachel off stage: They said only one of us was going to make it. That they'd let our… friends choose…

(Harvey is moving chair)

Rachel (O.S.): Harvey? What's happening?

Harvey in chair: Nothing. I'm trying to…

Rachel (O.S.): Harvey, just in case… I wanna tell you something okay…

Harvey (I.C.): Don't think like that, Rachel. They're coming for you.

Rachel (O.S.): I know they are, but I don't want them to… I don't want to live without you and I do have an answer, and my answer is yes…

(Batman bust in)

Harvey (I.C.): No! No! No! Not me, why are you coming for me?!... (Batman gets Harvey up and tries to take him offstage) Rachel! Rachel! Rachel! Rachel! Rachel!

(They go off stage for a second, stage lights go down, come back up, the two of them come back onstage, Harvey still fighting)

(Jessica Fletcher comes in)

Jessica Fletcher: Oh dear, he's really putting up a fight.

Harvey: Rachel!

J. Fletcher: Pardon me, Has there been a mur—der?

Batman: This building is about to blow! We have to get away.

J. Fletcher: Oh—h how exciting!

Batman: Exciting? How is that—… Wait a second,(Harvey stops fighting and looks up at him to see what it is) aren't you Paul McCartney?

J. Fletcher: Oh—h no, no, no! I get that all the time! I'm Jessica Fletcher, the famous murder, mystery writer!

Harvey and Batman: Oh—h.

J. Fletcher: Now let me through, I must go in to see who blew up this building!

Batman: No one's blown it up yet. We need to get away from here, this building is going to blow soon!

J. Fletcher: Well maybe I can be of some assistance; I am the best detective slash cop slash murder mystery writer around!

(Commissioner Jim Gordon comes in) Gordon: Not if I have a say in it!

J. Fletcher: Jim Gordon! What are you doing here?!

Gordon: The better question is what are you doing here Fletcher? I'm the best cop around here, plus it's Commissioner Gordon now!

J. Fletcher: Really? Oh wow, congratulations! I leave for a few years and miss a lot!

(J. Fletcher and Gordon laugh)

Harvey: Guys? Building! Gonna go boom!

Gordon: Oh yeah I almost forgot. Fletcher you have to leave now!

J. Fletcher: But I can help find the person who did it! I ask the most wonderful questions!

Gordon: No you ask one question, and all it is (In woman voice) Has there been a murder?!

J. Fletcher: Wait, has there been a mur—der?

Batman: There's gonna be if we don't get out of here!

Gordon: Besides we already know that the Joker's behind all this.

J. Fletcher: Hmmmmm, the Joker… nope never heard of him. It must be someone else, someone close, someone li—ke you! (Points at Batman)

Batman: What? Why would I try and blow up people I need to save! Especially Harvey and Rachel.

J. Fletcher: I don't know you tell me, Bat. Man. If that's even your real name!

Gordon: She's got a point Batman, you could gain from saving them. You know, make yourself look good.

Batman: This is ridiculous!

J. Fletcher: Or is it! Which brings me to ask you Batman… Has there been a murder?!

Harvey: What's going on?!!

J. Fletcher: We're solving a murder mystery, so you just sit tight and relax little Harvey.

Harvey: How do you know my name?

J. Fletcher: Uhhh, ummm, I saw you… on T.V.

Gordon: No you didn't… Jessica. You've been following us for the last few months but mainly me…

(Batman and Harvey gasp)

Gordon: That's right, I've been onto you… Ever since you left me, back in college.

Batman: What the hel—?

J. Fletcher: You caught me James! (She goes to Gordon)

Harvey: I think I'm hallucinating…

Batman: I must be too… Gordon you went to college?

Gordon: Yes of course… they have college for everything now. But wait… if you think it wasn't the Joker… and it wasn't one of us… then who was it?

J. Fletcher: Someone who knew both the victims, someone who had access to all the supplies, someone who had enough time to do all this and still seem unsuspected…. Which leads me to non other than… the billionaire's butler! Alfred Pennyworth!

Harvey, Gordon, and Batman: What?

(Alfred comes out from somewhere hidden on stage with stuff making it look like he did it) Alfred: Alright you caught me.

J. Fletcher: Dame I'm good!

Batman: But Alfred, how could you?!

Alfred: I was jealous, all this stuff about Harvey and Rachel and all them… plus Bruce (Looks at Batman) wouldn't give me a raise and an extra paid holiday!

Batman: Well, Bru—ce, would have done it if you'd said please!

Alfred: (Surprised) Really?

Batman: Uh huh.

Alfred: Oh… well I'm just gonna go turn myself in… And by the way, here's the thingy that really makes the buildings explode… (Hands detonator to Gordon and walks off) See you in ten to twenty!

Gordon: Wow… I guess everyone goes bad.

Batman: You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Gordon: Very insightful Bruce!

Harvey: I feel like I've heard that before… oh well! Wait second… if Gordon's here… and you're here (Pointing at Batman), then who's saving Rachel?

Rachel (O.S.): I'm still here! On the phone inside! I've been listening the whole time! Nothings happened yet! The timer just keeps ticking and ticking and ticking! It's reaaallly annoying! Seriously, I just want to kill this thing!

J. Fletcher: Oh, oh, oh! Has there been a mur—der… of a phone-bomb-thingy?!!

Gordon: Rachel! We'll be right there! Don't move!

Rachel (O.S.): If I could move I would have left already!

(They are about to run of when Ronald Weasly run's in)

Ron: Oh look guys! I found the source of the mysterious ticking! It's a phone-bomb-thingy!

(Cheering offstage)

Harvey, Rachel, Gordon, Batman, and J. Fletcher: Ronald Weasly?

Rachel (O.S.): What?

Harvey: He's reeaaallll!! (Harvey looks like a little kid on Christmas)

Rachel (O.S.): Who's real?

Batman to Gordon: He's a big Harry Potter fan.

Gordon: Who isn't?

(Gordon and Batman laugh)

Rachel (O.S.): What's going on?!!!

(Ron walks up and takes detonator from Gordon while they're laughing)

Ron: Oh what's this button do? (Looks at button)

Everyone else on stage: No!

(Ron pushes Detonator button)

(Stage goes black)

(Evil Joker like laughter off stage)

*So what did you think? It will change constantly as I improve it, don't forget to read and review!! =]