MD: Is it there yet?

I hit my face with the desk. My GOD. She really can get quite annoying. I type back.

PM: Like the other five trillion times I said this, no it's not here yet. And you reapeating to ask me will not make it get here faster. In fact, maybe slower.

MD: Hmmhp. Sorry.

PM: Look, I know you really want to play, but patience is key.

MD: What, did one of your voodoo books tell you that?

PM: That's not the point.

I am Mason Fuller. And I'm currently waiting for a game while my friends bug me about me waiting for my game. Here's a couple things about me: I'm a great puppeteer, but I could never go into show buisness. I'm mute you see. Have been for all my life. Just a natral defect in the womb. I enjoy games like Bioshock and Kingdom Hearts. You know, the things that make you think about it as you progress through the story line. Um, I'm 5'4" at 14, so I'm a bit small. I have three friends on a site called Pesterchum, and I'm waiting for a package that'll never show up.

MD: Then what is the point?

PM: That you need to be patient.

MD: I'm bored! There's nothing to do! *lies on ground*

PM: Not my problem. *walks away whistling*

The puppets aren't a major thing in my life. I only have 4, which is small to the number I could have. There's Hoth and JoJo, a pair of small puppets that I stitched myself. Hoth is longer and has long hair covering his eyes. JoJo is smaller, and shorter hair, but is very stocky, with a bag on his shoulders, with a devious grin on his face. They play the role of fighters, so I stuck a needle in their little cloth hands. Another is Delta, from Bioshock 2. He requires both hands to use him. He came with all the weapons in the game as well, courtesy from one of my chums. The last is, me. I made him from wood and he's supposed to be my confidence. Not that I'm a coward, but, being mute and all is a bit hard and sometimes I need a little boost. I get bullied alot at school. But this game will change that. Or, at least said to. It's called sBurb, and it probably is just some marketing ploy. I didn't fall for it, but my friends suckered me into it. I'll admit, Hussie is convincing to his fan base. Ok, maybe I fell for it a little. It's sBurb, I mean, come on!

I sneak a glance out the window. Oh thank god, the mailman has come. I never thought I would be happy to see him. I grab Hoth and JoJo, put them in the pockets of my hoodie, and grab my backpack with Delta in it. I never know if the bullies have come out to play or not. I run downstairs and stop at the front door window. I cautiously peek around the corner of the window. No one. I open the door, run to the mail box, grab the two disks, and run back to my front door.

My house is pretty average. 2 story, green lawn, white paint. The perfect sterotypical house. I run up to my computer.

PM: Have them.

MD: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

PM: You're really bored, aren't you?
MD: You know I live alone.

PM: I'm going to tell everyone else.

MD: I'm going to start the game. See ya!

puppetMaster (PM) has ceased pestering majesticDragon (MD)

puppetMaster (PM) started pestering grandRoyalty (GR)

PM: I got the game.

GR: bout time. i was starting to worry you would never get it.

PM: Tell me about it. Daryn hasn't stopped asking if I had it yet. I was about to shoot myself.

GR: not before you play! i will not be playing outnumbered.

PM: Don't worry, my head is intact. I'm going to tell Kairi now.

GR: ok, ima start on the loading process.

puppetMaster (PM) ceased pestering grandRoyalty (GR)

puppetMaster (PM) started pestering questioningWanderer (QW)

PM: I have the game.

QW: YAAY! FINALLY! TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH!

PM: Yeah, I know. I'm going to be starting the game, and so is everyone else.

QW: OK, SO WILL I! SEE YOU SOON!

PM: Ok see ya.

PM: Wait, see me?

questioningWanderer (QW) ceased pestering puppetMaster (PM)

Huh, that was weird. She can be really cryptic at times. Ah well, it is just an expression. Time to play.

puppetMaster (PM) started pestering majesticDragon (MD)

PM: Ok everyone's informed. We are all entering.

MD: I know, I've been talking to them as well. I just finished downloading.

PM: Who'd you get?

MD: Hang on.

majesticDragon (MD) ceased pestering puppetMaster (PM)

majesticDragon (MD) has opened a memo

majesticDragon (MD) responded to memo

MD: Ok, everyone talk here.

puppetMaster (PM) responded to the memo

PM: Alright.

grandRoyalty (GR) responded to the memo

GR: thisll be easier

questioningWanderer (QW) responded to the memo

QW: OH GOODY, WE ALL CAN TALK AT ONCE!

GR: calm down a bit, will ya?

QW: NEVER!

PM: Everyone calm down and see who they have.

MD: I'm assuming the one with the wooden puppet on the wall is you Mason?

PM: Indeed. Then I have a girl with little bits of machinery everywhere. Who does this belong to?

QW: O OO! THAT'S ME!

PM: Yes, I can see you waving.

QW: I HAVE A FANCY MAN IN A FANCY SUIT!

GR: that would be me. im guessin i have you daryn.

MD: Probably.

PM: Ok everyone deploy cruxtruders.

I hear a loud thud behind me and I look. The large box device is standing hugely behind me. The timer says 7:05. Crap.

PM: Looks like I'm going first. Daryn, start deploying everything I need. I'm going to open this.

MD: Ok

I get up and make sure I have my puppets. I'm going to need them for when I enter the medium. I grab my chair, say sweet goodbye to it, and hit the top of the cruxtruder with it. The lid pops open and the chair breaks a leg. From the cruxtrder comes the kernelsprite. It's lime green and looks, well... trippy. Now, as I hear loud bumps in my house, and my dad yelling in surprise, I must find a prototype for it. I look around. Which one...? Hoth? Nah, I'm used to having both Hoth and JoJo. Delta? I'm going to need him to do some heavy damage. Then that leaves... Me. I grab my confidence of the wall and throw him in the kernelsprite. There's a green flash and my wooden face is in the centre, the blue eyes shining out from it. Prototype, check. Next, to enter the medium.

I rotate the wheel on the cruxtruder untill a dowel pops out. The pre-punched card pops right next to me and I grab it, and I run to the totem lathe on the balcony. I enter the pre-punched card and wait for it to be carved. I run to the cruxtruder. 3:39. Shit.

I run back to the balcony and grab the carved dowel. I run downstairs and see the alchemiter, with my kernelsprite hovering beside it. I place down the dowel and wait. The process was slow. Painfully so. I make sure Hoth, JoJo, and Delta are all ready. Hoth and JoJo give me the thumbs up, and Delta just nods. Eventually the process is complete and the tree pops up and from it hangs a doll. I grab it and throw it on the ground and crush it underneath my foot. There is a flash of green and I black out.