Things You Are Never Allowed to Do Again
Thank you: Thank you, a lot to Ginny Weasley23. She wrote the fan fiction this is based on. You should read it, it's a list Lily wrote when she and James started dating.
A/N: This is just a back up story. Don't expect a lot of updates.
Number: 1
1. You may not paint the Gryffindor common room green and silver.
Lily POV:
I walked down the stairs, on my way to breakfast. I gasped as I entered the common room.
That is just wrong. Plain out wrong!
When I entered the common room, I saw something that was absolutely wrong. The common room was green and sliver. Green and silver.
Slytherin colours!
There was only four people who would stoop this low. The Marauders. Which, either unluckily, or luckily for me (sometimes it was sometimes hard to tell the difference when it came to him).
Speak (or think) of the devil and there he is.
James was sitting there on the now-green sofa, grinning.
"James! What did you do?" I stomped over to him.
"Just a little bit of charms, nothing too hard," he grinned.
"James, this is wrong. Undo it now!"
"I don't think I will," he replied.
A group of tired second year girls entered the common room, looking confused. "Why are we in the Slytherin common rooms?" a particularly tired looking girl, with long brown plaits asked.
"You're not," I assured her. "The Head Boy here decided to Charm the place Slytherin colours!"
"Why? It's rude," another girl, this one with bright pink hair asked.
"Because it's funny! Besides Dora," he said, "I think Sirius would be pretty scared."
The pink haired girl grinned. It was then I recognized her as Nymphadora Tonks, Sirius' second cousin.
Just then Sirius entered, along with Peter. Sirius suddenly stopped, and Peter trotted on his heels.
"What… The… Bloody… Hell… Happened?" Sirius asked.
James grinned in reply.
"James!" he shouted in anger. "Undo it!"
"Nope," his grin widened.
"James, undo it now, or we're over," I said, and his grin vanished.
He took out his wand, and mumbled an incantation, turning the walls and furniture back to their natural colours.
"Thank you," I grinned.
It was then I was hit by an idea. I ran back upstairs to my dormitory, and grabbed a notebook, and a quill I Charmed to never run out of ink.
Things You Are Never Allowed to Do Again! I wrote on the cover. I opened it to the first page and wrote 1: You may not pain the Gryffindor common room green and silver.
I walked back to the common room and handed it to James. "As long as we are dating, you must follow these rules, or we are so over!"