What Ron Would Do

"Wow, this stuff is good!" said Ron to himself. While he was enjoying his hot passion fruit tea, he spotted something that took the mickey out of him. Fred and George were both carrying their own giant copper metal tool with at least 52 different parts that did 60 different things, and an owl from the owl post. Ron dropped his jaw and dropped his hot tea on his foot. "YEEEEOUCH!" yelled Ron in pain. "Hey look Fred, It is our dear brother!" said George. "Yes George, he seems to be shocked," said Fred. "DO. NOT. COME. NEAR. ME," said Ron, backing away slowly. "What did we do this morning to you? I don't recall doing anything to you?" said Fred. George nodded. "What the bloody HELL are you two carrying?!" asked Ron loudly. "This? Oh, this is just what we need to make making our newest product with ease," "For all the orders were getting," Fred and George said. "What are you going to do with that stolen owl? Kill it with the sharp ends of that monster tool you have?" asked Ron. "You've gone MAD, brother of mine!" said Fred. "Remember our Animal Harm-Free Agreement?" asked George. "YES, Yes, I remember very well," said Ron.

"Well, nice talking with you,"

"But we have got to go,"

"See you around, Ickle Ronnykins!"

They turned on their heels and headed toward the castle.

"Mental. Absolutely mental," said Ron as he watched them skip happily towards the castle.