One week
(Bare naked ladies/ one week)
It's been one week at the SGC,
You gave me my side arm and told me "Get technology"
Five days since Carter out smarted me, saying
"It's like a little worm going through space, if you get me"
Three days since the briefing room
I didn't get a word but what do you expect me to do
Yesterday you'd explained it to me
But it'll still be two days until I get it, I'm sorry
Holding my zat gun no time to think
Three zaps your extinct
You'll be blown out of your plan
I've swam through fish to get to this
A cranky colonel who makes up his own list
Sam loves sushi but I really think she just needs a man
Been cross deserts- had a hard time
Got back to a world that's mine
Because I got something to live for
I'm cynical and I take hits
Not too smart but I got my wits, you try to hold me
I bust through
Always make a break life's give or take
When I get home at night my knees ache
When I'm home I get the telescope, crash out and watch the neighbours
Cause it's a free show and you never know
But sitting on my roof has give me vertigo
It's a dangerous past time
But at least it adds a spicy little flavour
Can I stop things when I think they are turning bad?
I fight everyday, I must be way mad
I lost my son and cried at the funeral
Confused 'bout my life yet, well soon you will
I had a tendency to wander round half dressed
The girls like it when I'm not in my shirt .
It's been
One week since you gawped at me
You threw your arms in the air and said "Your crazy"
Five days since you tackled me
You wrestled me to the floor and damn near killed me
It's been three days since the afternoon
Is it my feminine side- should I get back in to tune
Yesterday you didn't get me
Now I must wait or I'll be sorry
Oatey-oatmeal it's finger licking
Had some from the canteen, but it's getting quite sickening
Going to mother ships, the light in our brains have gone
Won't someone turn them on?
People are getting killed and yet we carry on
Like Carter I'm romantic
Like Teal'c I'm frantic
Like mars I here for rest, work and play
Like Spielberg I've made a great film
Okay I've never made a film
But I'm planning to some day
Gotta grab a set of golfing clubs
The kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't flying into the gate in the middle of my back swing.
Gotta get in tune with Sailor moon
Cause they got the barely dressed girls. It's with them I should be flirting
Can I help it if I cheer you up when you're sad?
As guys go I'm really not that bad
I'm the guy who sent his son to an early funeral
Are you confused a bit like me?
Not now, but you soon will
I have a tendency to try it on with any girl in the galaxy
The memories of them all still really hurt
It's been.
One week since the mutiny
You tied me up until I was nearly blubbery
Five days since you laughed at me
I can't help my lack of knowledge on subject of chemistry
Three days since the gate room
The Tok'ra came back again but hey, what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
But we still have two days 'til our report, so sorry
It'll be two days 'til I'm truly sorry
Still be two days 'til I think I'm be sorry
Geez, we better find some alien technology.
It's been one week at the SGC,
You gave me my side arm and told me "Get technology"
Five days since Carter out smarted me, saying
"It's like a little worm going through space, if you get me"
Three days since the briefing room
I didn't get a word but what do you expect me to do
Yesterday you'd explained it to me
But it'll still be two days until I get it, I'm sorry
Holding my zat gun no time to think
Three zaps your extinct
You'll be blown out of your plan
I've swam through fish to get to this
A cranky colonel who makes up his own list
Sam loves sushi but I really think she just needs a man
Been cross deserts- had a hard time
Got back to a world that's mine
Because I got something to live for
I'm cynical and I take hits
Not too smart but I got my wits, you try to hold me
I bust through
Always make a break life's give or take
When I get home at night my knees ache
When I'm home I get the telescope, crash out and watch the neighbours
Cause it's a free show and you never know
But sitting on my roof has give me vertigo
It's a dangerous past time
But at least it adds a spicy little flavour
Can I stop things when I think they are turning bad?
I fight everyday, I must be way mad
I lost my son and cried at the funeral
Confused 'bout my life yet, well soon you will
I had a tendency to wander round half dressed
The girls like it when I'm not in my shirt .
It's been
One week since you gawped at me
You threw your arms in the air and said "Your crazy"
Five days since you tackled me
You wrestled me to the floor and damn near killed me
It's been three days since the afternoon
Is it my feminine side- should I get back in to tune
Yesterday you didn't get me
Now I must wait or I'll be sorry
Oatey-oatmeal it's finger licking
Had some from the canteen, but it's getting quite sickening
Going to mother ships, the light in our brains have gone
Won't someone turn them on?
People are getting killed and yet we carry on
Like Carter I'm romantic
Like Teal'c I'm frantic
Like mars I here for rest, work and play
Like Spielberg I've made a great film
Okay I've never made a film
But I'm planning to some day
Gotta grab a set of golfing clubs
The kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't flying into the gate in the middle of my back swing.
Gotta get in tune with Sailor moon
Cause they got the barely dressed girls. It's with them I should be flirting
Can I help it if I cheer you up when you're sad?
As guys go I'm really not that bad
I'm the guy who sent his son to an early funeral
Are you confused a bit like me?
Not now, but you soon will
I have a tendency to try it on with any girl in the galaxy
The memories of them all still really hurt
It's been.
One week since the mutiny
You tied me up until I was nearly blubbery
Five days since you laughed at me
I can't help my lack of knowledge on subject of chemistry
Three days since the gate room
The Tok'ra came back again but hey, what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
But we still have two days 'til our report, so sorry
It'll be two days 'til I'm truly sorry
Still be two days 'til I think I'm be sorry
Geez, we better find some alien technology.