Okay, this was made simply to help my writer's block on a current oneshot I'm working on. I don't expect it to be funny...since sometimes I epicly fail at humor. But, eh, review and flame me or review and compliment me, either way, I'd appreciate it.
Me: Oooooo...*steals Tamaki from his bed and puts him in a box*
Tamaki: Whaaat? How did I get here? And why am I trapped in a box? D':
Me: Because I love you, Tamaki-senpai... :D
Kyouya: *frees Tamaki*
Tamaki: Momma! I knew you would save me! :'D
Kyouya: *puts leash on Tamaki* You're mine.
Tamaki: I'm not a doggie D':
Me: Hey! No fair! I want senpai! Dx *pulls out blue light saber*
Kyouya: *pulls out machine gun* How about now?
Me: o.o; no...no...you can have him ^^' *runs away*
Kaoru: *whimpers and looks at Kyouya cutely* but...Kyouya-senpai...I thought you wanted me~?
Kyouya: Sorry, Kaoru, Tamaki's my new pet. *pets Tamaki*
Tamaki: I am NOT a doggie! Dx
Kaoru: What? How dare you! *kills Tamaki*
Tamaki: Arf? *dead*
Kyouya: NO! TAMAKI! *runs at Kaoru* you shall pay! *evil glare*
Hikaru: no! KAORU! *kills Kyouya with magic butterflies and happy rainbows*
Kaoru: Yay! My hero! *kisses Hikaru and skips off with him towards the sunset*
...
Me: *comes back* Ah...hello? o.o Where'd everyone go?
Haruhi: The twins killed Tamaki and Kyouya senpai.
Me: NOOOO TAMA-wait, Haruhi? When did you get here? Dx
Haruhi: I've been here.
Me: But I didn't invite you to this party! Dx
Nekozawa: *jumps down from building* danananana BATMAN!
Me: Nekozawa? o.o Stop trying to be Batman! Dx *captures and puts him in a box*
Haruhi: Not again!
Nekozawa: Wha? o.o *is confused*
Haruhi: Sigh. *opens box and lets Nekozawa out*
Me: HARUHI! Dx *challenges Haruhi to a knight's dual*
Haruhi: *grabs sword*
Me: *shoots Haruhi*
Haruhi: But I thought this was a knight's dual! *collapses*
Me: ...oops. I forgot.. :D
Haruhi: *dies*
Nekozawa: *starts backing away slowly*
Me: Nekozawa-senpaaaaai...*grabs and puts back in box*
Nekozawa: Noooooo! SPIDEY POWERS! *shoots spider strings*
Me: o.o Spiderman now? And stop messing up my box! Dx Blitzle! Thunderwave!
Nekozawa: *is paralyzed*
Me: HaHA! :D
Mori: *appears out of nowhere*
Me: Mori! I was wondering when you'd get here :D
Mori: *kills everyone*
Me: o.o *dies*
Nekozawa: *dead*
Hanni: Takeshi...do we win?
Mori: Yeah.