It was a bright, sunny day in the land of Konoha. Temari walked along the path, her faithfull dog by her side. Up the walk into her home she went, and opened the screen door, looking at her dog who was taking a bathroom break on her neighbor's lawn. "Kiba! Bad boy!" Kiba whined and ran over, looking apologetically up at his owner. Temari opened the door and wiped her feet, walking into the house. "I'm home!!" Kiba immediatly ran for the toy basket and pulled out a stuffed monkey toy, starting to whip it around.

Temari walked down the hall. "Auntie Kurenai, I'm home!" Aunt Kurenai turned the corner and smiled at her neice. "Nice to see you got back without running into that nosy neighbor of ours."

Just then, the doorbell rang.Aunt Kurenai and Temari went twoards it, but her uncle got there first.

"Mr.Hatake, I'll have you know that your neice let her stupid dog go to the bathroom on my otherwise immaculate lawn!"

Kiba rounded the corner and bared his teeth at the women.

Uncle Kakashi sighed. "Ms...you don't even have a last name."

"Don't rub it in."

"Well then, Ms...Buns."

"IT'S TENTEN!"

"Ms.Tenten...I'll make sure Kiba doesn't spoil your 'otherwise immaculate lawn' again."

Ms.Buns-excuse me, Ms.Tenten-shook her head. "You better. Or I'll have that mutt be put down!"

Kiba whined and put his head down, glaring at Tenten the whole time. But she shook her finger at him. "Just you wait. I'll get you, you little mutt..." With that, she turned and was gone.

Uncle Kakashi closed the door. "Temari..."

"Ah, I'm sorry Uncle Kakashi. It won't happen again...for our sake, or for Kiba's." She knelt down and pet his head. "Whos a good boy? Whos a good boy?" Kiba barked, wiggling his but(his tail had been removed in an accident involving a rubber ball, a log, and an ax.) and licked her face. Temari giggled and straightened up, and looked at her Aunt and Uncle. "Well, I'm going to take a walk!" She skipped out of the house and down the road.

She came to a little wagon with an old man sitting there. "Professer Pervert! How are you?"

The man, who had blindingly white hair, laughed abit. "Temari...How many times do I have to tell you my name is Jiraiya?"

"But Professer Pervert suits you better."

(insert sweatdrop here)

"Okay, sorry Jiraiya..."

Jiraiya relaxed and smiled abit more. "Much better. Mind doing me a favor?"

"Sure!" Said the blonde, smiling the whole time.

"Would you, er...model for me?" He asked hopefully.

"No thanks...I don't do porn. I'm to smart for that!" She said. "Now I have to go back. Bye byes!" She started on her way home.

Once she opened the door, she headed up to her room. She picked up her fan and spread it out, Kiba laying down on it and trying to get some sleep. Temari soon fell asleep, also.

But what they didn't know was...something was headed thier way.