It's time for the disclaimer. Naruto?

Naruto: Yes! I would love to do the disclaimer. Believe it!

Me: Naruto, where is Itachi?

Itachi: I'm right here, I'll do it. Kakashi's Gurl does not own Naruto. If you even think about suing her for this, I will kill your family/clan/pets. I WILL KILL YOUR COWS!!

Me: "…" I guess I will begin?

Itachi: DEATH TO ALL! AND ALL A GOOD NIGHT!!!! I LOVE COWS!! THEY GO MOO!!

Naruto/Me: "…" weird.

Kankuro: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

Temari: Now I sang my ABC's

Gaara: Next time won't you kill with me.

Kiba: (running toward them) OMG!!! SAVE ME!!! THE HAMBURGERS ARE TRYING TO EAT ME!! HEEEELLLLPPPPPP!!!

Gaara: (trips Kiba) he, he. He he he. He eh he eh he eh. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Naruto: SUGAR SUNFFLES, ICE LICKERISH, CANDY SOCKS, ABC CANES! I WANT A PONY! I LIKE CEREL! TV TASTES FUNNY! I LIKE THIS SCIENCE.

Kankuro: Hello dear brother, dear sister. I have built a machine that turns people like evil hamsters! (Evil laugh)

Temari: Can I go to bed now? I need my beauty sleep.

Gaara: I don't sleep. (Turns to walk out but turns around) Why hamsters?

Kankuro: I have fixed the machine!

Temari: Whoop-de-do, hurry for you. Can I go now?

Kankuro: No! I want to demonstrate it! Gaara bring in the prisoner!

Gaara: Hia, hia. (Brings in Kiba)

Kiba: What is going on! Akamaru, where is Akamaru?

Kankuro: Shut up, dog boy! Put him in the machine!

(Kiba goes into the machine. There is a whirring sound and a few yells. Then all is quiet. Kiba comes and steps out. His eyes are dull and he is emotionless. Kankuro smiles. Temari stares, mouth open. Gaara just looks at him.)

Kankuro: See? It is almost perfect. Need to work a few kinks but, still.

Gaara: You said it turns people into evil hamsters.

Kankuro: I said like evil hamsters. Like!

Temari: I'm going out shopping. Call me when you are going to something else stupid.

Kankuro: As you see it doesn't work. Yay! It did just what I wanted it to do. It makes me happy!

Temari: (Rolls eyes)

Gaara: (Lets Kiba go. In a poof Kiba is back in his own house.)

In Kohna's School, Party, 6:00-whenever

Kakashi: Let me explain about Kankuro. He is really just harmless. The thing about evil hamsters isn't real. He just likes to kid around, that's all. He and his siblings are just like little flies: annoying and stupid, that's all.

Kiba walks in with hamster ears and a stub tail. He looks very irritated about having them. There are a few, no a lot, of snickers that a few at least tried to conceal, but wasn't able to. Kiba glared at all of them. They still didn't stop. Soon snickers turned into full out bellows and laughs.

Sakura: Kiba, what happened!? Why do you have ears and a tail? You look like a hamster!

Naruto: I think that's the point. Ow Sakura! Why'd you hit me for?

Sakura: Naruto, how rude! Say you're sorry!

Shikamaru: What's going on?

Naruto: (trying to control his laughter, unsuccessfully) Look at Ki-ki-Kiba!

Shikamaru: I don't think it's funny, not really.

Sakura: Thank you, someone agrees with me! Naruto will you stop laughing? Please!

Naruto: Fine, Sakura-chan!