Zatch was very confused. Earlier today, he saw Tia and Patty beating the crud out of each other. They were screaming things like "Zatch is mine!" or "I loved him first, you ugly freak!". Zatch was terrified, so he ran away and hid under the couch for a while. Later that same day, he saw Tia and Patty holding hands and kissing. ON THE LIPS. Zatch didn't understand it. 'If they hate each other, then why are they kissing?' he thought. Zatch decided to ask Kiyo about it. "Well," Kiyo said, "Sometimes, a girl might actually fall in love with another girl instead of a boy. The same thing could happen with boys also." Zatch still didn't get it, so he asked Kanchome and Folgore. "I THINK THEY'RE GAY!" Kanchome said, but Folgore kicked him and replied, "People can love in different ways, Zatch. I actually think it's kinda cute…" Zatch, of course, didn't listen to Kanchome or Folgore, so he decided to ask Zeno and Zofis. Why did he decide to ask his mortal enemies? Zatch was like that sometimes. "Go away before I kill you!" Zeno said. "Well, take me and Koko for example. I'm also a girl but we're lovers, you see?" Zofis said. Zatch was still too stupid to understand, so he went directly to the source of his confusion: Patty and Tia! "WHY DO YOU TWO FIGHT IN THE DAY BUT KISS AT NIGHT?" Zatch cried. "Well...because we love each other, Zatch." Tia said. "Tia is my girlfriend now, so stop chasing me!" Patty replied.'WHO'S CHASING YOU?' Zatch thought angrily as the two girls skipped off, hand in hand. "Well, at least I understand homosexuality now!"