Author Note:

Hey! My friend and I decided that we wanted to write a story for the website and here it is! We are co-writing it and alternating who writes which chapter =) Our story is All Human and it is also OOC (Out Of Character). It is our first story and we hope you like it! Please review and tell us what you think please!!! It would be very much appreciated!!!

Thank you so much to Dani! Our awesome beta, we love you!

*all things twilight are owned by Stephanie Myer but if we owned it we would be rich!*

Here is our first chapter, Enjoy:

Chapter 1 – The Meeting of the Freshman

BPOV=

Oh God! This was the second time I've ha d to start at a new school this year. Every times the same, I always managed to make a fool of myself, and I'm sure today will be no different. Why did I move in with Dad, Rose, and Alice! Why didn't I stay with mum!

This year I was a freshman, the lowest of the low. To make things worse as I pulled into the student car park I very nearly ran some random guy over with my very rusty, noisy truck…

Well to be perfectly honest I wasn't looking where I was going, but you would think he'd of heard me coming. I mean my truck isn't exactly the image of stealth.

As I wound down my window to apologise, I was to put it plainly TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY AWESTRUCK!

I mean…OH MY FREAKING GOD!!!

Seriously has no-one else noticed this god like figure, 'cos it seemed like I was the only one staring.

"…I mean come on! How could you not of noticed me, I was right in front of you!" well I'd noticed him now! Oops I think he's been talking to me for the past few minutes… think Bella, think. I need to reply and quick!

"Uh…Um…I'm really sorry. I wasn't really paying much attention to where I was going."

"Clearly." Boy is he obnoxious! "But, you're obviously new here so its ok and I can never stay angry at someone with such a pretty face." OMG! Did he just call me…PRETTY! I think I might honestly faint!

"Um…Hello? Anyone home?" hehe his voice is sooo dreamy.

"Sorry. Did you just call me…pretty?!" Ha! I made him smile. Jeeze! That may very well be the most amazing sight I will ever see… maybe.

"Hmmm… you're right I shouldn't call you that." WHAT?! "I think stunningly beautiful suits you more." Oh Gosh! That smile will forever melt my insides, I just know it.

"Gah…Hmm…Hee…Ohh…" Great Bella, just great. Now that gorgeous being is going to think you're mentally handicapped.

"Haha… So, why don't you go park and I'll meet up with you at lunch, k?" Ooooh, I could listen to that voice forever.

"Uh… Yeah. Um see you later."

Um ok… WHAT JUST FREAKING HAPPENED!!! Things like that NEVER happen to me. EVER. Drop-dead-gorgeous-guys do not talk to Isabella Marie Swan; they never have, and never will. They only ever talk to my older sister Rosalie and younger sister Alice, the former being a model and the latter is an adorable little pixie, whilst I am the ugly duckling. THIS IS NOT NORMAL!!! I MUST FIND ROSE!

She is clearly by her… RED. ITALIAN. SPORTS CAR. For some reason or other she refuses to be seen in my old truck, hmm that will forever be a mystery.

"ROSE! HELP! NOW!" I saw her physically flinch when I yelled at her; I have to say it gave me a slight moment of amusement…

"Bella, what is it? Is something wrong?" No everything's perfect, I think I'm in love actually, that or going insane... either is plausible.

"Well some gorgeous god-like guy just flirted with me, so yeah something's wrong. I think we have been sucked into a parallel world where guys like ugly ogres like me."

"Hahahahahahahaha!" What?! Why is she laughing at me? Can't she tell I'm completely serious right now!

"Oh Bells! I knew this would be your lucky year with the guys! I'm so happy!" Actually I think Rose is going insane. "So… what does he look like and what his name?" Oh Crap! I forgot to find out his name.

"Uh well the thing is I don't exactly know his name Rose. But I know he's so hot! He's got bronzed hair and golden eyes which narrow slightly when he unleashes his dazzling crooked smile…" oh god! Just thinking of him gives me the chills!

"WHAT?!"

"Huh???"

"DO NOT! I repeat. DO NOT! Go out with that boy. I'm saying this for your own good Bella. That Edward is nothing but trouble. STAY AWAY!"

"Don't be ridiculous Rose. I'm sure he's not THAT bad."

"Well the most commonly used phrase to describe his relationships is; Hump 'em & Dump 'em. I'm not lying to you Bella I swear."

"Your over-reacting Rose. I'll be fine. Later."

LUNCH

"Bella!" Ooh. That voice will haunt me forever. It's so heavenly!

"Hi Edward."

"You know my name?" Awww he looks so cute when he's confused. Memo to self confuse Edward lots…

"Of course I do! Who doesn't?" Ahhh his smile…hehe.

"So… I know this is sudden… but ummm do you…wanabemygirlfriend?" Did…Did he just ask me to be his girlfriend! OMG! OMG! OMG! BREATHE, BREATHE!

"B…Bu…But we barely know each other."

"So? I feel like I've known you forever Bella. What do you say?" I can't say no. Can I? no I can't he is too hot!

'Hump 'n' Dump, Hump 'n' Dump' Roses words echoed in my head… she must be lying. He looks to sweet to do that.

"Sure! I'd love to!"

And so the school year began, so far so good, theoretically at least…

Author Note

Hey I hope you liked our first chapter! It's so much fun writing a story! Please review and thanks again to Dani and also to Kate and Natalie, just because their kwl