All was peaceful when suddenly, BOOM! The door that led from this one place to some other place burst open from the sheer force of HAWTNESS. The radiant glow of bishie sparkles filled the room as that wet-dream inducing pinnacle of sex appeal, Riku STRODE (not walk!) in LIKE A BOSS. (All caps for emphasis!) "Sora," he said in his super-SMEXY-but-much-deeper-than-canon voice, "I am home now." (DARK smoulder!) He looked down at his chest with a detached sort of interest. "Also, my black coat thingy opened?"
"Ooh Mr. Riku, ooh!" Sora cried out, swooning from the combination of temperature increase and ecstasy caused by Riku's arrival. Clutching his adorable face with his small, adorable hands, Sora clenched his adorable eyes shut as he plummeted towards the floor….adorably. Before Sora could be sullied by touching something as commonplace and boring as a FLOOR, Riku grabbed him and swept him up into his super manly! arms. Sora clutched desperately at Riku's shoulders. "Let's do it," he panted, throwing his head back and possibly dry humping Riku in the process.
"Yes," Riku growled. "And I will leave my blindfold on." Sora and Riku's eyes met and currents of passionate desire sparked between them, even though technically they shouldn't have been able to since Riku was wearing a blindfold.
MEANWHILE IN A 20 MILE RADIUS OF THIS EVENT
Yaoi Fangirls cried out in delight and pleasure as they soiled their panties.
Also, Axel was intensely relieved that the lazy fanfic author had decided to use Sora and Riku instead of himself and Roxas for this exploitation of a comic meme.
IT WAS AMAZING
The End.