Vegeta's Song
It ain't no joke me and Nappa are moneyless, we're broke!
Our partner Raditz went to Earth and he took some heavy falls.
But Earth holds magic. I learned about her on my scouter.
Hey, I think that stupid Namek's talking 'bout the Dragon Balls.
Let's get in our space ships.
Hey, Nappa read my lips:
I-M-M-O-R-T
A-L-I-T-Y Party!
Visit a planet, kill all who man it, that'll be so much fun,
Then onto Earth, get endless life, I'll rule it all when I'm done!
Chorus:
So don't delay, bow down.
My boots need shining right now.
Since you're no longer alive,
Take Snake Way to King Kai's.
Did I forget to mention
You're in the Next Demention?
Don't try to call,
I've gone to Earth to get the Dragon Balls.
One whole year ago Raditz killed Gokuh, and you know who
Is here. It's me you should fear. I'm going kill Gokuh's guys.
I despise this weakling planet, I'll destroy it.
If you challenge the prince, man, you ain't got no sense.
Yeah, Nappa killed some, grilled some, I stepped in cause he's real dumb.
I couldn't stand no more of Nappa's sick dementia.
Then Gohan tried to fight me. Did he beat? Yeah right, bite me.
I was smashing and bashing his little face in my knee.
(Chorus)
On a cloud, Kakarrot came to Earth and kicked my tail.
Armed with a spirit bomb he couldn't fail.
I was choked up, broke up, and, man, I couldn't focus.
No getting Dragon Balls or their Hocus-Pocus.
I was in Hell, now, I fell down. Tried to get back to my shell now.
Kurillin took a sword right to me. My skin he tried to nail down.
Kakarrot said, "Let us shed no more blood today."
I think I'll come back when I'm well for my immortality.
(Chorus)