A/N This is my first fanfiction that is more than one chapter long, and also the first one I'm accually putting up on I got this idea from playing Luigi's Mansion a few days ago and realized that Luigi's name is somewhatkindanotreally close to Yugi.

"Of course I'd like another hamburger," said an unsually short teen and the 'hero' of our little story. "Who do you think I am, some vegitarian?"

BAM BAM BAM!

"Why did you have to hit me with the good rolling pin?"

BAM BAM BAM!

Finaly, after this, young Yugi Mutou finally realized it wasn't whoever he was dreaming about hitting him with a rolling pin but was a knock at the door.

BAM BAM BAM!

"I'm coming," he called out as he dragged himself out of bed, wondering what had kept him up so late at night... At this moment he suddenly rememberd and had a super epic flashback!...super special awsome

Stop! Flashback Time

"I'm just going to finish this chapter, then I'll go to sleep. Wow! It's 2:46 A.M. already... Since I stayed up this late I might as well finish this Personashipping fic!"

Yep, he stayed up reading fanfiction of off

End Flashback

"That was one good fic...Oh yeah, the door," he said pretty nonchalantly as he opened the door.

"Yugi Mutou?" said a short, fat, and orange woman with her hair in a bump. Her voice a strong Jersey accent.

"Umm... Yea? That's me," he just couldn't stop stairing at her carrot-like skin.

"A letter for you, sign here,"

"Why do I have to sign for a letter?" He inquired as he signed the sheet anyway.

"You just do. Bye!"

As he looked up he saw nobody there. "Must have been the Jersey Devil, I hope I didn't just sell my soul," saying this as he walked back into his cramped apartment he rented to show his brother that he can survive without him. No matter what though, his brother still looked down to him. He got angry everytime he thought about it so he quickly dropped that subject.

He sat down at his poor excuse for a table and tore open the letter,on a random decision he decided to read it outloud. "Dear Yugi Mutou, congratulations! You have just won a mansion, inclosed is a poorly drawn map to it...We know what your thinking, you didn't just sell your soul, she just wanted your autograph...She's weird like that, I mean have you seen her skin? She's like an umpa lumpa for Ra's sake!" After thinking this over for a good minute he decided..."this sound pretty legit, I better call my jerk of a brother and rub it in his face. Wait, when did I enter a contest? Whatever."

After just noticing he was talking to himself for a good 5 minutes he decided he better follow through with his pointless one-sided conversation, he finally called his brother.

"Hey, Yami, guess what!"

"What?"

"I just like, totally, like like, won a mansion, and like, yeah"

"How many times have I told you not to believe those stupid pop-up things online?"

"A good 20 times," he replied kinda butt hurt that his brother wouldn't believe him. "But I got this letter delieved to me,"

"Well, if they took the time to deliever mail to you, I mean, you get nothing besides bills. I'll have to believe you." Yami said as he figured he'll just find a way to outsmart his brother to give it to him.

"Well, I'm assuming you know where it is so meet me there and we can celebrate!" Wow, this child needs help.

"Yeah, I do accually." Never mind "I am me aren't I? But, how about you meet me there?" He was planning to rough up the place a bit, make it look rundown. And do a couple things to make it seem haunted.

"Awsome! I'll be there around 8 A.M. tomarrow,"

"Ok, bye" and he hung up... what a jerk.

After being frozen in time for remembering why he moved out, he decided he should probably eat.

A Bunch of Boring Stuff I'm too Lazy to Type About Later

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

"Stupid alarm clock. Egh, I'm still tired...Whatever, I don't want to be late, time to get ready."

Meanwhile, With Our Favorite Jerk

"Hmm, this looks like the place. I can feel it in my bones," said a certain over-confident person. "Time to ruin a couple things, splash some fake blood on the walls, maybe write a few...who the hell are you? No. Go Away!"

A/N: Oh, Yami, what a jerk. As you may be able to see, he is one of my least favorite characters.