Life with Seymour
Disclaimer: I do not own FFX or X-2 Characters…
Guadosalam
--This takes place before the events of Baralai's Sphere--
Leblanc: so… why are we here again???
Logos: we're going to do a reality TV show a la Osbornes
Leblanc: so we're going to live with???
Ormi: I got no problem with this, our target is the Maester Seymour!!! BWAHAHA!!!
Leblanc: THE Maester Seymour???
Logos: Boss… put your self together… you have… -suspicious glance- the offering?
Leblanc: um… -checks bag- yes…now, knock on the door, buffoon!!!
Logos: YES BOSS… -knocks on the door-
Tromell: why whose this? -looks at our FAVORITE trio-
Leblanc: PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!
Logos: MAKE THAT DOUBLE!
Leblanc: TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVASTATION!
Logos: TO PROTECT THE SPHERE HUNTERS WITHIN IN OUR NATION!
Leblanc: TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE
Logos: TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE SPHERES ABOVE!
Leblanc: Leblanc!
Logos: Logos!
Leblanc: LEBLANC SYNDACATE BLAST OFF WITH THE SPEED OF LIGHT!
Logos: SURRENDER YOUR SPHERES OR PREPARE TO FIGHT
Ormi: MEOUTH! DAT'S RIGHT!
Tromell: aw! Look at the trrrrick-or-trrrrreaterrrrs! Arrren't you a little old for doing that?
(A/N Tromell rrrrrrrols his Rrrrrrrrrrrrs)
Leblanc: -falls- WERE NOT TRICK OR TREATING!!!
Tromell: whatever do you want?
Leblanc: to pay tribute to Master Seymour, we bought the present…
Tromell: -pokes bag-
Barkeep: yesh? Mish Yoona, what can I do for you?
Tromell: well, well, well, your all clear… but… Lord Seymourrr is currently busy rrright now…
Ormi: more important than being on TV?!?
Tromell: for Lord Seymour, its Torture the Hypello time, then he has a visitor and after THAT we have a summoner party coming in.
Leblanc: ohhhh goodie! Now we can see our heroic manly Maester on the job!!! -takes camera and barges in-
-in Seymour's private chambre, not chamber chamBRE-
Seymour: SAY IT!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! *casts Fira*
Hypello: ahhhhh itsh burnsh!!!
Seymour: say it!
Hypello: No!!! ish not a good idea, yesh?
Seymour: JUST ONE MORE TIME!!! *casts thundara*
Hypello: … ride…ze…shoopuf?
Seymour: YES…er… NOOOOO!!! I HATE THAT, I HATE THAT!!! *Casts Blizzara Thundara, Watera and Fira in that order- SQUEAL IN PAIN!!!
Hypello: nothing can shave me now? -dies-
Seymour: I hate the Hypello… look at his twisted body!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! BLEED STUPID HYPELLO, BLEEEEEEEEED!!!
-Tromell, Leblanc, Logos and Ormi walk in-
Tromell: -sigh- third one this week, thank Yevon that I made up that phony tribute…
Seymour: humph… now… clean up the mess… and after you dispose of THAT one… post it on my door so it can frighten the poor sphere hunters…
Tromell: too late, there here…
Seymour: oh! Good morrow to you! -does the Yevon Hand Gesture- I received the invoice, and I just killed my other sphere camera man so now I have replacements…
-a hand is seen coming from under a table, Seymour casts Flare on the table-
Seymour: -sniff, sniff- hmmm roasted Guado, my favorite treat!
Leblanc: uh-oh…
Logos: seeing the boss is to horrified to speak, I guess I will be starting the interview…
Seymour: shoot
Logos: why do you hate the hypello?
Seymour: GRRRR STUPID HYPELLO, IM GOING TO KILL THEM ALL!!! RIDE ZE SHOOPUF??? IMPOSSHIBBLE!!! DIE STUPID BLUE THINGS, ONLY I CAN BE BLUE LA-BO-DE-LA-BO-DAI!!! MY ONLY INTENT IS TO DESTROY THE WORLD!!! CLEANSE US OF THE PAIN OF HAVING TO LISTEN TO THEM!!!
Ormi: you obviously hit a nerve Logos…
Leblanc: uh… stay tuned?
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Mwahahahaha… I hate the Hypello… but stay tuned for the next chapter, which includes Baralai, yeah!!! And more meaningless torturing of Hypello!!! Nothing can shave you now?
PS. Flame me if you will… I'll use them to toast the poor Hypello!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own FFX or X-2 Characters…
Guadosalam
--This takes place before the events of Baralai's Sphere--
Leblanc: so… why are we here again???
Logos: we're going to do a reality TV show a la Osbornes
Leblanc: so we're going to live with???
Ormi: I got no problem with this, our target is the Maester Seymour!!! BWAHAHA!!!
Leblanc: THE Maester Seymour???
Logos: Boss… put your self together… you have… -suspicious glance- the offering?
Leblanc: um… -checks bag- yes…now, knock on the door, buffoon!!!
Logos: YES BOSS… -knocks on the door-
Tromell: why whose this? -looks at our FAVORITE trio-
Leblanc: PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!
Logos: MAKE THAT DOUBLE!
Leblanc: TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVASTATION!
Logos: TO PROTECT THE SPHERE HUNTERS WITHIN IN OUR NATION!
Leblanc: TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE
Logos: TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE SPHERES ABOVE!
Leblanc: Leblanc!
Logos: Logos!
Leblanc: LEBLANC SYNDACATE BLAST OFF WITH THE SPEED OF LIGHT!
Logos: SURRENDER YOUR SPHERES OR PREPARE TO FIGHT
Ormi: MEOUTH! DAT'S RIGHT!
Tromell: aw! Look at the trrrrick-or-trrrrreaterrrrs! Arrren't you a little old for doing that?
(A/N Tromell rrrrrrrols his Rrrrrrrrrrrrs)
Leblanc: -falls- WERE NOT TRICK OR TREATING!!!
Tromell: whatever do you want?
Leblanc: to pay tribute to Master Seymour, we bought the present…
Tromell: -pokes bag-
Barkeep: yesh? Mish Yoona, what can I do for you?
Tromell: well, well, well, your all clear… but… Lord Seymourrr is currently busy rrright now…
Ormi: more important than being on TV?!?
Tromell: for Lord Seymour, its Torture the Hypello time, then he has a visitor and after THAT we have a summoner party coming in.
Leblanc: ohhhh goodie! Now we can see our heroic manly Maester on the job!!! -takes camera and barges in-
-in Seymour's private chambre, not chamber chamBRE-
Seymour: SAY IT!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! *casts Fira*
Hypello: ahhhhh itsh burnsh!!!
Seymour: say it!
Hypello: No!!! ish not a good idea, yesh?
Seymour: JUST ONE MORE TIME!!! *casts thundara*
Hypello: … ride…ze…shoopuf?
Seymour: YES…er… NOOOOO!!! I HATE THAT, I HATE THAT!!! *Casts Blizzara Thundara, Watera and Fira in that order- SQUEAL IN PAIN!!!
Hypello: nothing can shave me now? -dies-
Seymour: I hate the Hypello… look at his twisted body!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! BLEED STUPID HYPELLO, BLEEEEEEEEED!!!
-Tromell, Leblanc, Logos and Ormi walk in-
Tromell: -sigh- third one this week, thank Yevon that I made up that phony tribute…
Seymour: humph… now… clean up the mess… and after you dispose of THAT one… post it on my door so it can frighten the poor sphere hunters…
Tromell: too late, there here…
Seymour: oh! Good morrow to you! -does the Yevon Hand Gesture- I received the invoice, and I just killed my other sphere camera man so now I have replacements…
-a hand is seen coming from under a table, Seymour casts Flare on the table-
Seymour: -sniff, sniff- hmmm roasted Guado, my favorite treat!
Leblanc: uh-oh…
Logos: seeing the boss is to horrified to speak, I guess I will be starting the interview…
Seymour: shoot
Logos: why do you hate the hypello?
Seymour: GRRRR STUPID HYPELLO, IM GOING TO KILL THEM ALL!!! RIDE ZE SHOOPUF??? IMPOSSHIBBLE!!! DIE STUPID BLUE THINGS, ONLY I CAN BE BLUE LA-BO-DE-LA-BO-DAI!!! MY ONLY INTENT IS TO DESTROY THE WORLD!!! CLEANSE US OF THE PAIN OF HAVING TO LISTEN TO THEM!!!
Ormi: you obviously hit a nerve Logos…
Leblanc: uh… stay tuned?
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Mwahahahaha… I hate the Hypello… but stay tuned for the next chapter, which includes Baralai, yeah!!! And more meaningless torturing of Hypello!!! Nothing can shave you now?
PS. Flame me if you will… I'll use them to toast the poor Hypello!!!