"Vot vould you like to do tonight?" The Bulgarian bon-bon purred to his companion. After a few moments of waiting, Viktor was met with silence. "Alright, I vill pick again. Evenetually, you vill haff to tell me vot you vould vant to do." The Quidditch Star persisted.
"Come now, Hermy-own-ninny, you vill surely enjoy the evening I haff planned for us." Again, Viktor was met with silence from his companion and he raised an eyebrow. "Vould a kiss make you more agreeable?" He questioned. Taking his compaion's silence as consent, he leaned in and brushed his lips over his companion who remained firm and unyielding despite his best efforts and the use of his tongue to deepen the kiss he was sharing with his companion.
The door to Viktor's room suddenly opened and the Bulgarian's face turned red in anger at having been interrupted during such a private moment. His poor Hermy-own-ninny would be so embarrassed!
"VOT DO YOU VONT!?" Viktor exclaimed jumping up and making his way toward Poliakoff, one of the students who was representing Durmstrang at the triwizard tournament.
"Headmaster Karkaroff vould like to see you about the second task" The other wizard snickered, clearly entertained by what he had witnessed. "Although, I can tell him you are too busy now." He added, wiggling his eyebrows at Krum.
Viktor narrowed his eyes and brandished his wand at his year mate threateningly, "You vill never tell anyone vot you vitnessed here."
"Of course."
After securing the silence of Poliakoff, Viktor headed off to find his Headmaster, leaving Poliakoff alone with the only other occupant of Viktor's room on board the Durmstrang ship.
"I suppose you aren't the type to kiss and tell?" He snickered again, grinning unabashedly at Viktor's now abandoned snogging partner.
Predictably, the broomstick did not respond.
"I haff heard of Quidditch players loving their broomsticks but I didn't expect it to be so literal." The boy mused as he exited Viktor's quarters and pulled the door closed.
A/N: I have no words. As always, however, if you have any nontraditional HP pairings you would like me to write then I will be ready and waiting for your PM or your review!
-RB