If this gets lots of reviews, then I will make this into a full out series, with Z and Super as well (Hell no to GT).

Disclaimer: I don't own Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT, Sonic the Hedgehog, or Sonic The Hedgehog Comics.

Intro: きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ - PONPONPON , Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - PONPONPON

Venture for the Chaos Emeralds!

It was a nice sunny afternoon; beautiful birds snag a small but heart-warming song that would have sent Hitler reconsidering his plans for global domination. On this beautiful day, everything was at still peace; if I had this as my desktop screen, I would never change it even for control of existence itself.

Stomp. Stomp. Small footprints plagued the soft drying mud, looking of those of a human's but the owner had not one cell of one. The entity whose trail belonged to was 2,5 ft. tall 12-year-old that housed a turquoise colour covering most of his body. He had a beige, that was of a natural shade, on most of his belly, his arms, over his mouth, and inside of hiss triangle shaped ears. He had 8 quills, 6 medium-sized sticking out of the back of his blue head, 2 short ones sticking unexpected entity's back like his thin tail. The little blue wore white gloves, red shoes that's laces were white and attached by a yellow square each and a thin, but small, smile. He looked at the sky, his black pickle-shaped staring into the heart of the clouds. His name; is Sonic the Hedgehog.

He grabbed his little navy gi to cover the stand out nakedness of his body and fettered his obsidian belt around his waist to finish his gi combo. Sonic got into an Olympic running stance, then blasted off; on an adventure for the tastiest, biggest, most satisfying crunch of fish, he drooled at the thought of it. The hedgehog was a blur to everything and everyone.

…

Sonic stopped at a riverbank and stared into the deep calming water. His little pointy black nose sniffing for salmon and other unlucky soon-to-be victims. The scent of fresh blood filled the nose of the young hedgehog, for some unknown - but soon to be found out - reason, the turquoise preteen felt riled up, ready for a fight.

At this indication that something may be dying, Sonic took off his cloth, gloves, shoes – basically everything - showing his naked body to the whole wide world.

Sonic dived into the cold deep river, and smiled as he saw through the water, a colossal fish. The hedgehog's mouth water gallons as he stared at what will be his dinner.

…

Sonic walked along a muddy road, carrying an award for his commitment to catching it, he was going to grill, cook, whatever, IF he found some sticks for his fire. Which seemed to be of an impossible situation, it was trying to get live on the Moon with just your everyday clothes.

Sonic saw a black spot and squinted at it as it began to get bigger and bigger. He saw a figure who seemed to be looking somewhere inside the black spot, tall with wings. Sonic just watched as the car moved wildly but kept going onward, even as it was only a few centimetres to his nose. WHAM! The car right bang smacked the blue boy to the cold ground and tried to crush him under its wheels. Crack! Break! Bones could he heard and screams of agony filled the air. Immediately, the figure stepped out of the car and stared under it. All they saw was some blood and many which-should-not-be-named bits on the floor.

A pale-faced female stared at the death she caused through her attention-span. Then, the truck flew like a little bird, then it crashed and burnt like bacon – mmmh… bacon – to the dismal of the female.

Music: Naruto OST 2 - It's the training!

The blue boy dusted himself and his gi. He then stared at the girl looking at him with her mouth dropping to the ground, metaphorically of course. The girl with bat wings walked up to Sonic with a look of anger on her face. She seized Sonic's clothe that was at his neck and pulled him up so he could see her eye-to-eye. "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!" growled the bat-girl. The girl – or should I say woman – had magenta wings and had a dark indigo of wing claws. She had a nice combo of blue eyes and beautiful fuscia eyelashes; she wore eggplant-coloured boots with violet trapezoid shapes at the top that reached to her knees. She had a purple legging attached by a failure of a heart shape belt, a taffy belly cloth with a white line in the middle, a white line connecting to her belt, and a white line separating her stomach and her chest. Her chest was not too big, not too small, mostly a B-cup; covering it was her eggplant-coloured attire going up to her white gloves. But like her pink combo, it had trapezoid symbol, under the glove was some more pink. She had the ears of a bat that supported a colour of white with a dark-ish natural beige. Like Sonic, she had a beige mouth but her smile was upside down, showing some detail of her lipstick and some smell of cherry lip balm. She held Sonic in one hand and on her hip with the other, she frowned while looking at the hedgehog. Her name; Rogue the Bat.

Rogue glared at the blue menace as she gripped his collar. "I SAID, WHAT. THE. HECK. ARE. YOU. DOING?!" angered the woman. Sonic quivered at the sound of her vicious voice. "The chaos emeralds better be ok… OR ELSE I WILL KILL YOU" Sonic thought the second chance was more likely but he didn't know if Rogue could kill him or not.

She dropped the little hedgehog and walked to the ruins of her car. She crouched down and dug to find the 'chaos emeralds'. After a minute or so, she emerged from the ruins holding two diamond shape objects, one was yellow and the other was purple. "My little precious, good thing you don't have a crack on you," murmured Rogue. "You're lucky… hedgehog."

Sonic stared at the jewels in the female's hand. Then, he shot his hand into his trousers, gripped the thing that kept his groin cool, and shot it out so that Rogue, now wide-eyed and revolted (on the verge to puck), could see. Her eyes widened more as she stared at the groin-warmer; it was a cerulean chaos emerald, coincidentally Sonic's colour. Within a blink of an eye, the emerald disappeared from the blue boy's hands. "Minemineminemineminemine!" growled Rogue as she held the three chaos emeralds to her chest. Sonic just sweat-dropped.

"What's your name?" asked Rogue after basking in achievement of her 3rd chaos emerald. Sonic drew his name in the mud, 'sOnIC'. "Why don't you say anything?" asked the bat once again, she was quite concerned. All Sonic did was stick out his tongue. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Rogue's deafening scream disturbed the calm peace of… well everything. Sonic's tongue was cut, and it looked as if he had it from birth.

Stop Music

"I need to get you to a doctor right away, but first, let's create some more chaos emeralds," Rogue stated after recovering from her trauma. "Chaos Emeralds, by the way, hold infinite power and I, Rogue The Beautiful Bat, want to sell them so I can get some Ching," Rogue's eyes literally showed dollar bill signs. "If you help me you might get something out of it." tempted Rogue.

Sonic's eyes lit up, something out of it? All Sonic wanted was – food.

"But I need a new transport, good thing I have capsules." As the bat-girl said this, she threw something in the air which immediately became a motorbike. She also took something out of her pocket, it looked like a tracker of some sort. "Ha! Over there to the west! That's where the next emerald is. Hop on!" exclaimed Rogue. She got on the bike and helped Sonic to get on the motorbike too. Rogue need the blue blur for the brawns, just in case the occasional tyrannosaurus comes for tea or lunch. The black, cool, badass motorcycle started and took off west with its crew: Rogue and Sonic, looking in search of the money and food.

Outro: きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ - つけまつける , Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - Tsukematsukeru