The Antie-Christ... Ore Mabe Not? By Chastity

Sorry I had writer's block fore a long time but I am back! R/R no flames and thanx to my mom again for doing spelling with me!

Once upon a tim a boy was borne his name was Damien. He had bleu eyes and blonde hare and he was vary handsome but he had evil in his hart. Ev'ry time he did sum thing, he axed "What would Satin do?" Then he did it. He was the wurst kid ever (A/N Actually the wurst kid ever is Nicolae Carpathea but he doesn't no that yet)

Won day he went to school and bit the teacher. "Stop that" the teacher said. "No" he said. "Its rong to bite ppl" the teacher said. "I don't care I like to do things that are rong" he said. "Ok" the teacher said. She whanted to spank him but she can't because of the laws that the liberals make. The Bible says "Spare the rod and spoil the child" but they don't care about God's Will witch is why they out law all the good stuff.

Next it was time fore spelling. "Hoe do you spell sin" the teacher said. "You cant talk about sin in school because of freedom of religion" Damien said. "Oh yeah" said the teacher "well spell cat." "S A T I N" said Damien. "That's rong" said the teacher. "I don't care I like to do things that are rong" said Damien "plus I like to warship Satin." (A/N That is called Satinism witch is allowed by the liberal government) "Ok" said the teacher. (A/N This is why my parents took me out of pubic schools but in the story they didn't)

A girl named Chastity Smith sat next to Damien on his rite. On his left no won sat next to him because he bit them and hit them and pinched them and punched them. But Chastity sat next to him so she cold witness to him. "You need to warship Jesus instead" she said "He is the God and he is going to send Satin to Hell." "Their is no such thing as Hell" Damien said "and don't talk about it in school or I will sue you for a million dollars." "Ok" said Chastity she didn't have a million dollars and if she did she would give it to a missionary. But she had an idea she waited until resizes. Damien was kicking and hitting ppl but she went rite up to him and told him about God's love.

"That sounds kind of Nice" he said "but I can't be a Christain because I am a Satinist. In fact I am the Antie-Christ. So I got to beet you up for being a Christain." "Ok" said Chastity she was ready to sulfur for her faith (A/N she is just like me!). She broke her arm and her leg but it was fore Jesus so she didn't care.

After school she waited for Damien. "What are you doing here" he said. "I am waiting for you" she said. "Oh he said "why are you doing that." "Jesus loves you Damien." "What do you mean?" "For God so loved the world that he gave his only begot-ton son so that who soever believes in him mite not dye but have everlasting life." "Wow" he said. Fore a minuet he looked vary happy. Then he looked sad again. "But I can't be saved because I am the Auntie-Christ. I am purely evil." Chastity thought for a minuet because that was very sirius. Then she smiled. "You aren't the Antie-Christ she said. "Oh why not" he said. "What is your name and were are you from?" "My name is Damien Hancock and I'm form the Untied States of America." "Well the Anti-Christ is going to be form Rumania. And his name is Nicolae Carpathea." "Oh wow" Damien said. He preyed and accepted Jesus into his hart.

"Now what" he said. "Preach the gospel and wait four the Raptor" Chastity said. "Ok" said Damien. The next day it was the Raptor and Chastity and Damien went to Haven and met Jesus. "Hi" Damien said. "Hi" Jesus said. "I luv Chastity and I want to mary her." "But in Haven there is no marying or giving in marriage" Chastity said. "Thats true" Jesus said "but in your case ill make an acceptation." "Wow" Chastity said.

They were married and lived happily ever after in Haven.

THE END