Ok ok warning those are fun aren't they? Anyway I wasn't sure if I should post this on due to future stupidity but oh well, I wrote this because I wanted an excuse to write Gon and Neko Killua smut, it's not until a few chapters in the future and hopefully enjoy.

This was inspired by Chamera Ant arc just the minor details so please review and tell me what you think.


Whale island is a very popular place for tourists,hunters and assassins. Aside from the beautiful scenery itself, there lives some of the rarest and most beautiful magical beasts that anyone could see. The rarest of all would be the royal family, their power is unknown to most, and hunters of all ages and abilities try to hunt one of them. However no one had came near the castle and came out unscathed, those who were not strong enough to pass the guards came back with a severed limp, or nearly dead. Most of those who did enter the castle, a guard would bring their body back to the nearest town minutes after they entered the castle. And some say the ones who didn't return could be heard screaming at times. Most people know that, but no outsider knows who would be strong enough to kill skilled and powerful hunters so easily. The answers to that is pretty simple, it's ether a member of the guarding family, the king's teachers, or the royal guards.

The king's father Ging, decided three years ago on a whim to go on a trip to see the world and left his ten year old -then- son to rule the land. A decision which the king's aunt and sergeant mother Meto yelled Ging's ear off for. Ging ended up going on his trip with a broken arm, a few bruises along with the inability to hear in his left ear for a while.

Anyway back to the king and the now, who was bored as all hell, sitting on his disk, and what appears to be two stacks of papers on ether side of him, which holds hundreds of pages, and Gon was trying to keep his eyes open and finish the damn paper work already. He honestly to God would rather listen to Kikyo lecture him along with Killua about the dangers that they must be brotected from and all the big bad hunters who would come near, and bluh bluh bluh, he'd listen to the damn lecture just to be near Killua for thirty minuts, and yes her lectures are that long, if they're lucky.

Gon sighed, one of his Royal guards and best friends Kurapika glanced at him with sympathy, his white wings tucked down on his back, as he stood beside the king. "Just a few pages more, Gon." "Yeah, I wish. As if this wasn't boring enough I have a lesson in history with Pakunda in thirty minuets." Gon's head hit the desk as he groaned, it's not like he disliked Pakunda, or any of his teachers really, it's just that he had been signing papers, for orders, piece treaties ... For the past three hours and he needed a break. Preferably with his three best friends, right now.

This time of the year brings a lot of torests, and as much as he'd like to have some alone time with his lover, God knows Kikyo and Meto would nag the two of them until their ears fell off if he didn't have his three guards or the entire Zoldyck family with them. Meto was protective for sure but Kikyo was very possessive especially of himself and Killua, if it wasn't for most of the staff, Gon was sure that that woman would have the two of them in her sight most of the day everyday, bless every person in this castle that that isn't happening.

His other guard and best friend Leorio was on the other side of the room almost asleep himself, there is only so much nothing a Werewolf could handle. Normally he would be talking with anyone of the staff when Gon was somewhere with Killua and didn't need his protection, or he'd be with Minchi, learning first aid, if it was needed and she wasn't there to fix whatever it was. He really regretted not bringing a book with him after the first half hour had past.

Minutes later Shizuku, Gon's personal maid came in, looking slightly confused, as she blinked and started to look around in wonder. "Shizuku, why are you here? You weren't called for." Said Kurapika a bit irritated.

"Huh?" She said when she heard Kurapika talking to her. When her eyes landed on Gon she bowed. "Did you need something your majesty." Gon giggled as Kurapika and Leotio sweat dropped.

"Could you please let your vacuum cleaner suck the rest of the paperwork?" Asked Gon desperate to get the paperwork to end. "Gon!" Yelled Kurapika in his 'finish-your-responsibilities-tone' that his aunt used to yell at him in, she just HAD to teach it to Kurapika didn't she? Shizuku put a finger on her chin to try and remember what she came here for. "Oh right, Pakunda said that She'd like to reschedule the lesson today."

"Really!" Gon said grinning hard, the second he was jumping from joy on the prospect of not having to be bored to death today, so he continued his paperwork as fast as he could. It ended after two hours. The second he finished he jumped out of the chair and ran to find Killua. His two Royal guards ran after him, the last thing they need right now is to lose Gon somewhere and get bitched at by the two mothers.