BALAMB PLACE
**Quistis walks in on Squall and Rinoa and stroms out the room upset**
Quistis- You bitch!
Rinoa- Quissy it's not what it looks like
Quistis- You betrayed my trust, I can't take the lying and the running around with Squall!
**Sad sappy music plays in the backround**
**Rinoa begins to cry**
Rinoa- Your my best friend, you can't leave Balamb place!
Quistis- Yes I can!
Rinoa- No you can' I'm pregnant with your child
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TBL
**A camera zooms in with Irvine dressed like Carson Daly**
Irvine-Good afternoon and welcome to Total Balamb Live! We are going to talk to the new R&Bgroup Ultimecia's child and get some news from the music industry. To get down to business we are gonna start with Ultimecia's Child and the members Quistis,Xu and Nida!
**Crowd applauds as Quistis, Xu and Nida walk out wearing short skits and tank tops**
Irvine- Well Hi there lady's hows it going?
**Xu and Nida begin to speak but Quistis walks out to the front and sings her comment**
Fine Irvine but...CAN YOU PAY ME GIL! /CAN YOU PAY ME 1 MILLION GIL /CAN YOU PAY ME 2 MILLION GIL!/ I DON'T THINK YOU DO SO YOU AND ME ARE THROUGH!
**Audience Applauds**
Irvine- Thats great Quistis. There has been rumors that Quistis is going to go solo, can you clea the rumors here on TBL?
Quistis- Yeah Carson, because NOW THAT I JUNCTIONED MY GF I'M SO MUCH STRONGER, /THOUGH IT TOOK MY MEMORY AWAY I REMEMBERED HARDER./ SQUALL SAID WE SHOULD STOP JUNCTIONING BUT I WON'T STOP/ AS LONG AS MY WEAPON IS FULLY EQUIPPED THEN I'M ON TOP! / BUT I'M AN INSTUCTOR I JUST CAN'T GIVE UP I'M GON' FIGHT HARDER.
**Audience Applauds**
Irvine- Grrrrrrreat, any closing remarks for the fans?
Quistis- Yeah SAVE THE GAME/ SAVE THE GAME/ WHEN YOU GETTING SLEPPY JUST TURN OFF THE TV AND THE SAVE THE GAME./ SAVE THE GAME/ SAVE THE GAME /WHEN YOU LOSE CARD OR TWO JUST REMEMBER THAT YOU/CAN SAVE THE GAME.
**Audience Applauds even more as they wave goodbye and exit**
Irvine- Okay now to Squall for the news...What's happening in music news today?
Squall- I don't know I'm still trying to answer some of my personal questions.
Irvine- If you don't got the news why do we pay you? Seifer was right, you should be fired
Squall-.......Whatever
Irvine- That's It for TBL toon in tommorow when we have Amber stabs!
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BI (Balamb Infirmary)
Selphie- So Dr.H, when are the twins due?
Rinoa- Any day now, If only Squall were here it would be diffrent
Selphie-**Pats Rinoa's shoulder** He'll come back
Rinoa- It's just that he seems so distant
Selphie- We have known that for a while
**Cuts to the sutcher area where Dr.Kinneas is mending a childs bruise**
Irvine- There, all better. Now if you obey your mother you will be out playing baseball like Sammy Sosa in no time. And then maybe your mom will have more time on her hands for...other things**He smiles keenly to the sexy single mom of the injured child**
**Rajin sits in the supply closet in his janitorial uniform and pops morphine pills**
**Quistis walks around with a krutch ordering people around**
Quistis- Where the hell is a good damn janitor we have a god damn mess here!
**Dr, Almasy, chief of surgery with his assistant nurse Fujin performs tripple bypass heart surgery on an overwheight ailing Ward**
Seifer- WIPE!
Fujin-**Wipes Seifer's brow and smiles to him, full of admiration**Dr, Your so talented.
Seifer- I know Nurse Fujin. I know. Don't I have to fly to india to do a charity surgery for a sick child in Bombay?
Fujin- No Dr.Almasy, that's next Wednesday. Tonight you have to sponsor a charity event for Moombas without Morals.
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MORE TO COME!..POSSIBLY