Jack leaned against Tosh's chair lazily. The Japanese woman focused on the program running before her eyes. It was absolutely beautiful coding. Line after line going at the alien love letter she had intercepted was unraveling into plain English. Gwen was reading it with dreamy sighs on the second computer.
"Why can't Rhys write like this?" The Welshwoman cooed.
Owen was poking around the main room looking for some thing or another. Jack just kept tapping on the back of the technology specialist's chair. She pressed her fingers over her ears.
"Aww. Look Owen!" Gwen dragged the medic over to the computer.
The man growled. "I don't have time for your mushy love crap. I can't find my-"
"What Jack?" Tosh finally turned around exasperated with incessant tapping.
He opened his mouth to speak.
"JACK FUCKING HARKNESS!"
The ex-Time Agent grinned like the devil himself.
Tosh looked toward the stairwell that sounded like it was being pummeled by space whales. "What the hell did you do?"
"I may have defiled him in the archives." Jack said sounding quite pleased with himself.
"You WHAT?" Gwen jumped up. "You bastard!"
Tosh just went wide eyed.
Owen groaned. "I did not need to hear that."
The tiny Japanese female pulled her fist back to knock the man right in his stupid face. At that moment, Ianto stormed in looking mad as hell but definitely clothed just as neatly as he had been that morning. He stomped over to the immortal being and stopped right in front of him.
"If you know what's good for you and your coffee habits," The Welshman leered, "You will give me the goddamn file right now!"
Jack handed off the manila folder and the growling Ianto crawled back into his cavern still muttering obscenities. The man in the trench coat just nodded to them all.
"Oh." Gwen said. "You de-filed... Oh. Oh. I get it." She chuckled.
Tosh still punched him, but in the shoulder instead of the head.
"Ow." The man complained light heartedly.
"That was a nasty play on words Jack." She sighed, going back to her coding.
Owen just groaned and shook his head.