At Hogwarts...

"Did you hear, Harry? We're going to Hogsmeade!"

"Really. That's great, and from there, I shall start my conquest of the muggles!"

"What Harry?"

"Nothing Cho."

Later that day...

"Welcome to Hogsmeade students. Now, does anybody have any "special needs"?"

"My friend Harry does. He's a bit, uh, different."

"Look a ring! Ring goes on, ring goes off, ring goes on, ring goes off. Look at me Cho! You can't see me! Now you can!"

"Ok then." says slowly. Talks to another man.

"You see that Potter kid? He's got "special" needs. You know what that means. Isolate and Contain."

"OK."

"NO! Isolate and contain!! NOW!"

"Ok."

Moments later...

"Haha, be special in there, Harry Pothead. Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

"What is he doing in there?"

"Ms. Cho this is our 'special' room."

"He's not that special! Harry were leaving!"

The next day, my nizzle...

"Harry, how was your day yesterday?"

"Good. I love my new ring."

"Can I see it?"

"Sure. 'You can't have the Precious!' Gollum Gollum!"

Frodo enters "Give that back you stupid fuck!"

He takes the ring and leaves.