Hello, Hello! This is the first chapter of my new story, Brothers not Lovers, for the Month of Nanowrimo.

Disclaimer: This will involve Yaoi, but I will try my hardest to make it slightly believable. Also, for the Diabolik lovers side of the story, I am going to change quite a few things...I think. I just know that some things will change to make this story...well...more ME friendly, okay. Some shit that happens in Diabolik lovers not only makes me mad, but also very disturbed, so/they wont be mentioned.

The same thing will be kinda done for the Brother's conflict side of this story.

Since this crossover will be EXTREMELY difficult for me to make believable I'll be leaving out some things to focus on the interaction between the two families. (Also if there are any hardcore DL fans yelling at me for getting something wrong, feel FREE to type it- and I'll try my hardest to correct my errors)

And last but not least, Enjoy the show~ I hope to make both the fans of both fandoms squeal in delight!

Things had begun to change by the start of winter. The cold season was not only seen as a new exciting wonderland for most of the Asahina siblings- but it was also seen as a time of respite. A few weeks of the year that the entire family could- and were forced to- take time off the busy schedules to be together. However...that's where this winter differed from the rest.

Instead of spending quality time in their comfy house/apartment building, Miwa had decided to push them all on a plane with little warning and fly the off to some unidentified location to meet with some ' really distant' relatives. You could practically sense the mix of anger, annoyance, and pure confusion in every siblings thoughts.

'Why had they never heard of the Sakamaki family?
'How were they even related?'
'Why the hell did they have to fly out to murderous forest number 4, just to entertain some, no doubt lonely, distant relatives they didn't even know?'

For example, we only a few question going through their minds. Miwa managed to silence them with only one, loud, authoritative sentence.
"We're here guys!" They all look at the large manor in front of them.

(Futo's POV)

"Damn~" he whistled in mock appreciation, "I've always wanted to live in a haunted mansion!" For that he got a harsh tap on his head from his mother.
"Oh hush, Futo, don't insult your relatives place of living"
He only huffed in reply. Suddenly Wataru's voice spoke out in the large throng of siblings, small and weak,
"W-what if there's and g-ghost? Not that I'm afraid! Or anything..."

Futo couldn't help but smirk. Ever since Wataru had turned 12 he tried without success-to seem tough in front of a certain dumb sister. Normally Futo would be annoyed by this, because 'nee-san belongs to me and me only', but ever since he had seen Ema kissing Yusuke he had simply...lost interest.

Funny how feeling can be so flimsy...even his own.

"Don't worry Wataru, even if there are, your big brothers will protect you" Masaomi smiled, which was surprisingly affective even while Wataru pointlessly yelled out that he wasn't afraid. Miwa watched in abject horror and just when she was about to pipe in, when Ukyo said,
"Don't be silly Masaomi, there are no ghosts period- and definitely not in this house". In the background you could hear Hikaru calling Ukyo a 'party pooper'

His stupid brother Yusuke pipped in,"W-well you never know, Ukyo-san. This place looks pretty..." The redhead gawked at the manor again and swallowed.
"I said that's enough!" Miwa's voice boomed causing everybody's attention to snap to her. After she had all their eyes on her her scowl dissipated and was replaced with a gentle smile.

"Now," she said and walked up the stone steps that led to the large door. After pulling out a key and unlocking it she open the door with ease," let's go in, shall we."

...

'It actually looks...pretty nice. Compared to the outside it almost looks magical' Futo thought, as he filed in right after Ema and Miwa. From the looks of it all his other siblings had the same thought.
"Eh~" Wataru was the only one to voice his amazement," So pretty"

From the distance Miwa had a face of 'I told you so'. That expression though, twisted to one of utter shock when she checked the grandfather clock in the corner of the room.
"Oh my god! We're super late for the train station. Yui must've been waiting for so long!" Miwa grabbed a confused Ema and started to pull her along.
"Eh...! Miwa-san, wh-"

"Like I'm gonna leave you alone with all your brothers plus your relatives," she said quite seriously," plus, we girls need a bit of time to get together too"
"Bye my darlings! Enjoy this exciting month" Before the brothers even had time to stutter, the door was slammed- and they were gone. With that Futo's patience was gone.
He stomped through the fancy front entrance and into what he believed was the fancy living room, and flopped down on one of their fancy couches.

"Eh...this is a very annoying situation. I'm getting really upset now" He groaned as the rest of his brothers followed. Iori was the one to sit next to him,
"That's pretty clear to see Futo-kun" that smooth voice said and even without looking he could tell that Iori was smiling at and mocking him at the same time, "But I don't think it's so bad Futo-kun, at least this place isn't as old as it looks from the outside"
Futo turned to looked at his gray haired brother with intended malice. His annoyance faded with one glance at those pacifying eyes and all he could do was give a unconvincing 'tsk'.

Iori's smile grew brighter...somehow. Ukyo sat down next to Kaname, who lazed about on one of the couches like he owned the place.
"Iori is right guys," Ukyo said, despite looking equally annoyed," we should try to look at the bright side- after all we are going to get to meet our relatives for the first time

"Ah our wonderful prince saves the day once again," Hikaru proclaimed and gave Iori a disgustingly affectionate hug, "This will make such a wonderful plot line...especially if we die!"
Ukyo gave Hikaru a terrifying glare- the other barely reacted, just flinching at the intensity of it- and then looked over at Wataru. Instead of looking scared the boy seemed the most aggravated out of all of them. Puffing his cheeks and hugging his rabbit while sulking next to Masaomi.
The white haired idiot, Tsubaki, who had been strangely quite this whole time broke the chatter with a depressing sigh as he held up his phone.

"Not only are we stuck here for a month, but Ema-nee isn't here either! There's not even a wifi signal..." Futo spoke up,
"Baka~ Of course there wouldn't be any wifi signal, were in the middle of the woods"
Tsubaki gave him bored look, but knowing that simmering anger boiled underneath filled Futo's heart with glee. Oh how he loved to tease his siblings.
"Weren't you the one complaining just a second ago?" Tsubaki pointed out and Futo tried to contain is annoyance.

"Yeah, yeah! It seems like you didn't change at all, Futo! Your just as hypocritical as always!" Yusuke mocked him with that stupid tone in his stupid voice. Futo turned abruptly ready to yell at the redhead when he met disarming purple eyes. He was stopped in his tracks and right before he had time to even react properly Yusuke yelped and fell over.

Futo only narrowed his eyes at now giggling...child?

"You were right Reiji, these people might be worth our time." the boy's voice came out deeper than he expected and the sudden appearance of a taller, dark-haired boy shocked him even more.

The dark-haired man spoke,"Please try to be more welcoming to our guest Kanato" The one named Kanato just smiled creepily and sat down on another couch.
Ukyo, as usual was the first one to compose himself, and stood up to shake hands "Ah, are you the head of the Sakamaki family?"

The man sighed, "Yes, though I am not the oldest...I'm guessing you are also the head?"

Ukyo shook his head, a small smile playing at lips at Masaomi's struggle to get up with a still grumpy Wataru in his lap, "I do not consider myself the head, since I am not the oldest, but I do handle most of the family's affairs"
Something seemingly clicked with the man and he held out a hand, a similar smile on his face, "2nd oldest, Reiji, and this troublesome one over here is Kanato, the 4th child"

"Ukyo, and that one over there," he pointed at Masaomi, "Is the actual oldest, Masaomi. The one on his lap is our youngest, Wataru". Futo's faced bunched up in annoyance.
You could practically feel the pleased ' not the oldest, but still the most responsible/stressed' vibe coming from the two- it was quite disgusting.

"Gosh~ Won't this be troublesome" another voice boomed which brought everybody's attention to the other side of the room," there are so many of them!"
"Would you please quite down Ayato," at that the red head stuck up two middle fingers and plopped down...right next to Futo, "and that reminds me, how many brothers does the Asahina family have?If you do not mind..."

"14 brothers, not including our sister Ema and one is not here, so that makes 13 present" The previously loud brother whistle obnoxiously making Futo want to get pissed, but he held back. Ukyo must've noticed because he gave him a useless sympathetic look.

"Damn~ How many men exactly did your mother do it with? I mean gosh, I thought ours' were bad...unless your all adopted of course" Just like that all friendliness left the room.
Even Masaomi, you know the one who was normally stopping conflicts, had a hard time keeping a calm expression and Wataru was flat out glaring.
"Hah!? What did you just say you bastard" Of course Yusuke was the first one to snap leaving Futo to stop the situation before somebody got hurt.

"Haha! Did yours truly hit a fuse? Was I right?" the bastard continued to mock their mother and themselves with reckless abandon.
"Shut up baka-nii-san, nobody want to hear your yelling so late at night" Futo chastised, but it only made his brother even more hot-tempered.

"I don't want to hear that from you! Did you hear what he-"
"Of course I heard, and just like everybody else I'm clearly angry, but unlike you were all keeping our calm for the sake of our mother and her wishes" he said purposely harshly and watched, pleased, as Yusuke plopped back on the couch and huffed.
"See Laito, these people are truly interesting...getting so worked up over their mother" the child spoke again and another one of them appeared, seemingly out of nowhere. He sat lazily at the top of a couch right next to Kaname and Hikaru.

"That doesn't change the fact that we had to lose our precious Bitch-chan, for these people" Futo felt sorry for Wataru, who had to keep hearing curse words from these people.
The oldest managed to stop the fiasco with an annoyed sigh, "I sincerely apologize for my brothers, they were never thought how to greet guest properly."

Reiji pointed to the obnoxious one, who by the way was still next Futo," That over there is Ayato, the second youngest"
"Yours truly" he smirked at Futo, who just glared and turned back around. Everyone of the brothers had such strange eyes- especially Ayato, who had memorizing green eyes.

He then pointed at the flamboyantly dressed brother, " That's Laito, the third oldest" That's when a loud slam resonated through the room, made them all flinch ,and made Reiji sound exasperated. He pointed to a white haired male, who had his hand imprinted in the wall, and anger flowing out of his veins.

"And that person over there, is our youngest Subaru"
Just then Futo entertained a ridiculous thought. The random appearances, the strange glow in their eyes, and now the fact that there was a gaping hoe in the wall from where Subaru punched...

'Is it possible that these people aren't human?'

Hello again! I'd like to purpose something~

I'd like to make a poll for who should be shipped with who. But for that to be even possible I need suggestions! So if you lovely people wouldn't mind giving me suggestions, I'd be glad. (Psst, if you want me to ship together a Sakamaki x a Sakamaki I'd be fine with that the same goes for Sakamaki x Mukami, or Asahina x Mukami or even Asahina x Asahina)

And if I don't get any I'll be deciding myself, based on my own personal likes. Plus if your somebody who watched one series and didn't watch another, I wouldn't worry too much! (I'd totally recommend watching the games...and if you can avoid watching the anime...)

I hope this project goes well, but even if it doesn't get popular, I still want to finish it!