:A tribute to all the people who love to flame!:
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Ron and Harry are bored in class, they start passing notes, and write a story involving people they hate.
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-Hey Harry, I'm bored. I really hate this class.- (Ron)
-Me too. Let's do something to entertain ourselves?- (Harry)
-Like what?-
-...hang man?-
-didn't we play that two days ago in here?--
-SHUT UP I 4got k?-
-Let's write a story...I'm bored enough to do so...-
-about....-
-ppl we hate? make fun of them?-
-what if they found it?-
-lie. lieing is a good thing.-
-sure. u start it...-
-Mari Moonshine was a 7th year Ravenclaw at Hogwart's. She didn't have many friends, and most thought she was...scary. One day she led herself outside to sit and stare at random passing bugs. It really wasn't that much differnet than an everyday activity. She saw a blonde-haired man walking up toward the school. he spied her and walked toward her. Mari looked up at him. "Yes?" she said, bothered.-
-Mari's such a bitch! Good chioce...who's the guy?-
-...Lucius Malfoy...we'll bring in Draco later?-
-Righteous-
-Well?-
Then Harry started to write. He and Ron spent the rest of that class writing it, occasionally letting out a supressed giggle.
-Draco came down to the ground and wrapped himself around her. Together they cried for Lucius. Mari's nails dug into Draco's back and her hug was suffocating Draco, he didn't mind, he was doign the same. They started rocking each other.-
Ron finished it for the day. "Bloody hell, this is amusing! And down right DIRTY! I love it. Our perfect work of art."
"You sure we want to end it like that? Needs a full ending..." Harry said.
"Whatever you wish--your story too mate," he handed Harry the notebook.
"Hmmm." Harry decided to finish the last chapter during lunch.
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Peeves looked down to the floor of the Great Hall. There sat a notebook. He looked at it amusingly. "Bet some kid's left their Potions homework here..." he threw it into the hall. It smashed against the wall, almost hitting Snape.
"PEEVES!" he shouted as the ghost vanished through the wall. He picked up what the pesky ghost had thrown and opened it up, reading bits of it. His jaw dropped. He quickly walked toward the direction of the Slytherin common room.
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Supper:
"POTTER! WEASLEY!" the two heard as they walked into the hall. Draco Malfoy, Snape, and Mari Moonshine rushed up to them in fury.
"What is this about?!" Moonshine yelled at them. In her hand was their notebook.
"Harry...you..."
"ANSWER ME NOW!" she screamed.
"...bordem..." Ron said as his ears turned red.
"You two are in such trouble right now," Snape hissed.
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Ron and Harry sat on Harry's bed, talking about the story they had written.
"I still think it's funny," Ron said.
"Bet you'll be getting a Howler..." Harry said, wishing that Sirius was still alive, so he could get a Howler.
"Not about this, Mum'll think it funny, making fun of the Malfoys," Ron cheerfully giggled.
Harry smiled. They had only gotten a detention for a week with Snape, and a talking to from Dumbledore, which did make Harry feel a bit guilty. They were told that Lucius would be contacted, and would come to the school to give them a talking to.
Ron and Harry locked eyes as they hysterically burst into laughter.
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Ron and Harry are bored in class, they start passing notes, and write a story involving people they hate.
___
-Hey Harry, I'm bored. I really hate this class.- (Ron)
-Me too. Let's do something to entertain ourselves?- (Harry)
-Like what?-
-...hang man?-
-didn't we play that two days ago in here?--
-SHUT UP I 4got k?-
-Let's write a story...I'm bored enough to do so...-
-about....-
-ppl we hate? make fun of them?-
-what if they found it?-
-lie. lieing is a good thing.-
-sure. u start it...-
-Mari Moonshine was a 7th year Ravenclaw at Hogwart's. She didn't have many friends, and most thought she was...scary. One day she led herself outside to sit and stare at random passing bugs. It really wasn't that much differnet than an everyday activity. She saw a blonde-haired man walking up toward the school. he spied her and walked toward her. Mari looked up at him. "Yes?" she said, bothered.-
-Mari's such a bitch! Good chioce...who's the guy?-
-...Lucius Malfoy...we'll bring in Draco later?-
-Righteous-
-Well?-
Then Harry started to write. He and Ron spent the rest of that class writing it, occasionally letting out a supressed giggle.
-Draco came down to the ground and wrapped himself around her. Together they cried for Lucius. Mari's nails dug into Draco's back and her hug was suffocating Draco, he didn't mind, he was doign the same. They started rocking each other.-
Ron finished it for the day. "Bloody hell, this is amusing! And down right DIRTY! I love it. Our perfect work of art."
"You sure we want to end it like that? Needs a full ending..." Harry said.
"Whatever you wish--your story too mate," he handed Harry the notebook.
"Hmmm." Harry decided to finish the last chapter during lunch.
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Peeves looked down to the floor of the Great Hall. There sat a notebook. He looked at it amusingly. "Bet some kid's left their Potions homework here..." he threw it into the hall. It smashed against the wall, almost hitting Snape.
"PEEVES!" he shouted as the ghost vanished through the wall. He picked up what the pesky ghost had thrown and opened it up, reading bits of it. His jaw dropped. He quickly walked toward the direction of the Slytherin common room.
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Supper:
"POTTER! WEASLEY!" the two heard as they walked into the hall. Draco Malfoy, Snape, and Mari Moonshine rushed up to them in fury.
"What is this about?!" Moonshine yelled at them. In her hand was their notebook.
"Harry...you..."
"ANSWER ME NOW!" she screamed.
"...bordem..." Ron said as his ears turned red.
"You two are in such trouble right now," Snape hissed.
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Ron and Harry sat on Harry's bed, talking about the story they had written.
"I still think it's funny," Ron said.
"Bet you'll be getting a Howler..." Harry said, wishing that Sirius was still alive, so he could get a Howler.
"Not about this, Mum'll think it funny, making fun of the Malfoys," Ron cheerfully giggled.
Harry smiled. They had only gotten a detention for a week with Snape, and a talking to from Dumbledore, which did make Harry feel a bit guilty. They were told that Lucius would be contacted, and would come to the school to give them a talking to.
Ron and Harry locked eyes as they hysterically burst into laughter.