"Hi, I'm the helper version of Ruby Rose from RWBY."
"And I'm Grant, also from the RWBY helpers." said the armored man next to her.
"And today, were going to talk about Volume 3." Ruby said.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! YEAH!" Burn shouted in the background. "VOLUME 3 IS HERE! YEAH! ALRIGHT! WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Shut up already!" Weiss screamed. "Can't you see were trying to do a PSA here?!"
"Why are we doing this again?" Ruby asked.
"Here" Weiss said, walking out from behind the camera and standing next to Ruby and Grant. "Let me explain."
The Schnee heiress took a deep breath before explaining.
"Yes, Volume 3 premiers today, but this may lead to trouble for some alternate versions of our universe." Weiss said. " With the episode out right now for sponsors, it won't be long before certain realities get altered in order to accommodate the events of Volume 3."
"An example can be seen in the fic 'React, Watch, Believe, Yikes' by Unknown Hero." Grant said. "If some of you can recall, once Volume 2 came out, this fic/universe was changed, and the memories of the people within it altered, such as Yang not being adopted any more, or all of them remembering that Penny is a robot, even though they made bets about it."
"If any of you who are watching this are experiencing similar changes, that means that your world has been effected." Weiss said. "If this is the case, remain calm. If you wish, we can find a way to restore your memories to their original states and help restore balance."
"For those of you fan fic authors who are reading this in certain worlds, you can either alter your fic to accommodate with the new Volume, but we advise against this." Grant said. "While I understand the need to fit in with the RWBY cannon, try going for your own take on the series, rather than follow the main show."
"So please" Weiss said. "Try to remain calm when these changes are happening in your universe, and for authors, try to express your individuality more. Don't change your story just because the show told you to."
"WOOHOO!" Yang screamed as she ran by. "YEAH!"
"Is she celebrating the premier as well?" Ruby asked.
"No." Grant replied. "She's just happy about her victory in Death Battle."
"SUCK IT TIFA!" The blonde screamed.
"Someone stop her before she breaks something." Weiss said.
CRASH!
"To late."
Alright, Volume 3 is out! All I have to do is wait for it to come out for non sponsors.
"Why don't you become a sponsor?"
Do I look like I'm made of money?
"Wait a minute, didn't you post a new chapter yesterday?"
Yeah, but this just popped into my head and I decided to write it. Also, sorry of the last chapter of RWBY and Burn Squad was to short. I didn't put much thought into it, but I'll try to make the next chapter longer.
"Lazy moron."
Guy who lost to Batman say what.
"What? Oh you cheeky d $#k-waffle!"
