Ok monkira does not own trigun and this fic is OOC i think and its the sickest story you ever heard

The Midnight Snack

Vash woke up at twelve o'clock midnight.He was still half asleep;sort of like a sleepwalker.He sat up on his

bed for a minute,he was hungry.He walked down the stairs to the kitchen and went to Legatos Forbiddden Freezer.

Noone knew why it was forbidden except legato and knives, all they knew was that everyday at lunch he looked in it (no

one dared peek) and sighed.

Vash,who was still half asleep,opened the freezer and pulled out its contents.When he had it he put it in the

oven.He waited a bit and took it out.He chopped it up,put some seasonings on it and it was then digested.After

his midnight snack, he climbed back up the stairs,went to his room and was dreaming about dancing doughnuts in no

time.

That morning Vash had a stomach ache,he also was almost late for lunch 'Man, i must haved been

really sawing logs' he thought as he walked down the stairs to the kitchen.Meryl was making everyone a

bowl of soup as Legato was walking to his Freezer,He open it and screamed so loud that seventy iles away people

could hear it.He then turen around and said, "Wheres my arm!?"