Truth is the most random things pop in my head and I can't help but write it out. So everyone enjoy the first chapter of Big Talk Radio.

Announcer: "Coming to you live from the Breadbox it's Big Talk Radio! Hello everybody I'm Don Poier and we a have great show for you today. Now to kick things off it's the most mind numbing thing since a concussion. Planet Wide Panic!"

Dan: "This week on Planet Wide Panic- Marshall Law, one man's triumphant return to catering! The Williams Octuplets-a Canadian woman says she's slept with them all! Plus-noise, speed, danger, cursing, and police brutality, finally come together this weekend, at the Palmont City Motor Club. Hello from Hong Kong, you're on Planet Wide Panic with me, Dan Hibiki, bringing you everything that is important in culture and entertainment around the world, if there is a difference between the two. Live from one of Earth's biggest tourist traps in beautiful Hong Kong, China. You're with me, Dan The Man.

We have a big show for you this week. Controversy loves company! Anyway, today, we've got some great guests. First up, we speak to up and coming action movie hero Cassie Cage. Then we have a live phone link-up with a very special guest, a modern-day Jesus, a man back from the grave now making a living as an extra on the silver screen. Then, I will explain greatness of Saikyo Style and why you learn it today! But first up I, Dan Hibiki, meet entertainers in the news! Now for my first guest Cassie Cage, her father was once the biggest star in America, but the past three years have been all too cruel! People describe her father as a has-been, an action hero relic from the nineties, a muscle-bound idiot, and my favorite, the most mysogonistic pig in the Earthrealm. Cassie, welcome to the show!"

Cassie: "Ha ha ha, glad to be here Dan, it's a pleasure."

Dan: "So Cassie-"

Cassie: "Please, call me Big Cass."

Dan: Ok Big Cass, your dad's movies 'Rebirth' and 'Legacy' got Earthrealm through some turbulent times, and I was also a huge fan of 'Annihilator.'

Cassie: "Thank you, thank you."

Dan: "But now he wants to take a step back to start directing and is having you star in his newest project but many say that his new film has gone too far."

Cassie: "No, this is a romantic comedy, with drama, it's got action, and it's got heart, that's what's most important, I think."

Dan: "OK, let's take hear the trailer."

Cassie: "Alright, let's roll that!"

*Movie trailer start*

Narrator : "In a world where feminists invade the Gulf of Mexico to erase all of masculinity one well hung woman refuses to stand for it any longer."

Feminists: "Sisterhood is powerful, join us now!"

Random Man: "It's the fall of man as we know it!"

Narrator: "But she did not come alone in this endeavor. There were other kindred spirit who saw through the feminine uprising as a cry for attention."

General: "Cass you can't fight this many angry women alone. We're giving you a partner who has experience in hostile environments."

Cassie: "Excellent, who did you get?"

Sektor: "Yo!"

Cassie: "You were a thorn in my mother's side! How can I trust you?"

Sektor: "My past near death experiences have prepared me for this. This will be legit."

General: Cass you are Earthrealm's last hope. Tell us what you need and you will have it!"

Cassie: "Gonna need a gallon of Old English, and a gas mask cuz these women's nether regions most likely will smell like New Jersey."

Narrator: "This summer, one well hung women and one cybernetic ninja will defy all odds."

Cassie: "I get knocked down and back up again, you're never gonna keep me down!"

Feminists: "Who are they?!"

Cassie: "This ends now you filthy, dirty, disgusting, brutal, bottom feeding, trash bag, hoes!"

Feminist Leader: "It will never end, it will never stop!"

Sektor: "You're misguided protest shall fade away and be classified as OBSOLETE!"

Narrator: "Things looked to be going their way. Until the flood gates for anarchy and fornication bursted open!"

Feminist Leader: "I don't consent to this!"

Cassie: "I don't care!"Feminist Leader: "You splitting my pussy apart! I love it!"

General: "What's going on here? Cass what are you doing?!"

Cassie: "Kick rocks I'm handling some business! Unless you want to be next!"

Narrator: "Cassie Cage is Big Cass in Opposite Ends of the World. Rated R coming to theater near you."*Trailer Ends*

Dan: "Wow! That's horrendous! And people wonder why our studios get surrounded by protestors!"

Cassie: "Come on! How could anyone honestly find that offensive?"

Dan: "Are you serious Cassie, it's appalling. Your insensitive portrayal of fighting gender equality truly makes me sick. Also considering your father directed this and he has the idea of calling someone slow witted is quite frankly, very laughable."

Cassie: "Hold on a sec, drugs are a problem throughout the universe and I fight them by any means necessary."

Dan: "Very true, but you use drugs-"

Cassie: "Wrong, I'd shoot my cock off before I use drugs. I use steroids, and some recreational angel dust. But I got the bread for it! You know, I got the paper!"

Dan: "Yeah about that. Don't you think you're out of touch just a bit?"

Cassie: "Whoa whoa hold up, sure my family is rich and I work in the Special Forces, OK? I'm not out of touch. Action, weight-lifting, and screwing like rabbits in heat! That never goes out of style, Danny. Take for example my last film, 'Superhuman' about a wrestler whose dropped into Moscow and, I save the the country by face fucking the bad girls. That's a inspirational picture! That's love face fucking! That kind of stuff never goes out of style!"

Dan: "You might be on to something but people are more sensitive now..."

Cassie: "I was effected, alright, when Ricky, got killed in 'Boyz In The Hood'. I mean, I thought it was time to do something, a film that made a difference!"

Dan: "Yeah yeah, but Ricky was a character, 'Boyz In The Hood' was a movie."

Cassie: "Exactly! I was there too! And I should have killed them all! Don't piss me off Danny boy, I'll give you a war you won't believe! I see the look in your eye, right here, right now!"

Dan: "OK, n-now, Cass, all I'm saying is, you teaming up with a cyborg and raping an innocent feminist to fight gender equality, is somewhat insensitive."

Cassie: "No is ever innocent in by book. Ya hear me! Guilty until proven innocent! If the Dallas Cowboys rolled down the street right now, what are you gonna do?"

Dan: "The Cowboys lost, it's all over. You can celebrate."

Cassie: "I'll shoot that sorry excuse for a football team with this! The family killer!" *pulls out a gun*

Dan: "Cass, Cass, put that away, please."

Cassie: "Oh what this? *grabs her member*"

Dan: "No the gun. Please there's no need for that."

Cassie: "Grow a pair will you? It's just a desert eagle! Come on! It's not that serious! But noooo you're Dan Hibiki right?! The king of Saikyo Style! I'm on to you! Who put you up to this, Dragunov!?"

Dan: "No! No! Not at all! You should calm down."

Cassie: "I heard all shit you were talking about me! You were running off at the mouth saying how steroids shrank my genitals!"

Dan: "No!"

Cassie: "No! You said it! You're not making a fool out of me!" *Points the gun at Dan's forehead*

Dan: "No! No! Put the gun down."

Cassie: "My balls?!"

Dan: "I'm sure you have huge ones."

Cassie: "Damn straight!"

Dan: "Please stop!"

Cassie: "Come on, they haven't shrunk, touch 'em!"

Dan: "N-no!"

Cassie: "Feel them!"

Dan: "No!"

Cassie: "Come on, sniff them!"

Dan: "No!"

Cassie: "Do something!"

Dan: "No!"

Cassie: "Touch 'em-touch 'em or die! They're still big!"

Dan: "Oh...God *Grabs Cassie's shaft* Ok they're huge Cass."

Cassie: "That's right!"

Dan: *squeezes harder*

Cassie: "Easy, hey, don't grab them like that, Elder Gods, I was kidding. What are you, a boyfriend of mine or something?" *begins laughing*

Dan: "You me terrified for a minute there, I think I crapped myself."

Cassie: "Ease back, it's not even loaded."

*Cassie accidentally pulls the trigger and shoots Dan in the head*

Cassie: "Oh!...Oh, Dan!...Oh, shit! Damn my bad, well I guess it was loaded. OK Dan stop messing around, get up boy!"

Dan: *No Response*

Cass: "Get up, come on! Damn it! His brain is leaking! Help! Oh, there's only one thing to do-I gotta defend Earthrealm! No time to cry, only time to die! *three gunshots* Welcome to the Netherrealm, bitches! *shots fired rapidly, glass breaking* How you doin'!"

*The show is cut off air*

Don Poier: "That was Planet Wide Panic, and now a word from our sponsors."

More chapters are on the way and if you have any suggestions let me know.