CHAPTER 1
SICK AT THE MOVIES
Lola POV
[Dad comes downstairs as we all ate at the grown up table... hard to believe, right?]
Lynn Sr.- Rita, Look! My boss gave me a promotion!
Rita- Really, Honey? That's great! I'm so proud of you!
{Phone Playing Drake's Make Me Proud: Chorus Line}
Tysean- Sorry, It was my alarm (Smiles and turns it off)
[Mom and Dad looked really annoyed at him.]
Tysean- What?
Rita- Please, don't do that, Honey.
Lynn Sr.- Or you're grounded
Tysean- Dmn it I can never keep a straight face! (Slumps down in his chair w/arms folded pouting)
Rita- So, kids, you guys going to the movies?
Me- Mmm-hmm, Shadow's taking us.
Tysean- It's no big deal, they're just going to my dimension to introduce them to my world for a little bit since yall did so much for me and my sister friends staying here in Royal Woods, So why not return the favor by taking them out to my dimension and seeing a movie?
[We told Mom and Dad about the movie we were going to see and how we are going to have fun afterwards.]
[Shadow's Car, Glitch transformed into a similar version of our family van but it was much better than ours. We asked Mom and Dad if they want to come too but they couldn't cuz lucky for them, they have to go to work. Plus, for us, It was a Friday. So after we are all buckled up, we were off gone to his dimension... We didnt drive into the vortex portal yet if that's what you're thinking. Shadow does these different types of weird things before driving in or out of his dimension.]
Luna- Today's Friday Guys! I can't wait to see You guys in The Thousand Shades of Darkness!
Lana- Yeah, I wanna know how you end up having dark gem powers, Lucy!
Lynn- Yeah, what's it feel like?
Lucy- I can't tell you, you'll have to find out for yourself.
Tysean- I don't know how this was even doing in the movies but I didn't write that or converted it into a disc but I do know, It had to be Luan.
Luan- Are you mad?
Tysean- No Im not! Ur born to direct! I thank you cuz I never would had the time to write what goes on with me and you guys as well too! Im leaving that sht to you now.
Luan- Cool! I'm glad you put me in that position, I wont let you down.
Tysean- I know you won't, u never cease to amaze me. The only question I have for ya is how the fk it ended up in my dimension, not to mention in the movie theater
Luna- Oh, I promoted it!
Tysean- Dmn You guys are the best!
Luna- That's right, Love. Everyone knows and see, they all in line getting tickets.
Leni- You're like super famous now! They would love to see you back
Tysean- I don't believe that. I get shade spat at me and that sht isnt even a joke. Despite that-
Leni- Everyone wants to know where you were
Tysean- And if I tell'em I was with yall, what would happen next?
Leni- Hmm, you never know.
[Shadow gave it some thought and agreed with Leni.]
Tysean- Alright, I'll give it a try (Leni Smiles)
[We pulled into Flip's food n Fuel, lucky for me, I had to pee... really bad. I can explain but I rather not.]
Tysean- Alright, we have 10 minutes to get what the fk you need and get the fk out, so don't dottle around long.
[We all hopped off Glitch and I ran into the bathroom beating Lynn, Lana, Luna, Luan. I done a "Ha ha" as I done my business. Lisa was getting a bag of chips and Lana grabbed a group of beef jerky. All Shadow got was some nachos w/melted cheese. This guy Flip was at the counter Clipping his toenails... on the counter.]
Me- Talk about staying classy
Tysean- Lola, I know class, and That aint classy, That's jus down right fkin nasty! (Turns and slaps constantly on the counter), Hey! Flippy! We're standing right here! We're here to purchase these shts you call food!
Luan- I would recommend you not to say 'shts' and 'food' in the same sentence. hehe. Didn't you get it?
[Shadow stood there and stared at Luan with an uninterested look which she went off and Leni went to the counter and saw Flip.]
Flip- Oh, Leni!
Tysean- That's Fked Up, Flippy! We were standing right here tryna get your damn attention and there she walks up here and there you are talking to her?!
Flip- She's my employee! Of course I would be talking to her, and don't call me Flippy! (At Leni), Aren't you suppose to work today?
Leni- Um, I wasn't like, on the schedule?
[It was true, I don't know anything about working but I didn't see her name anywhere on the clipboard. Flip then wrote her name on the board and showed it to her, which then upsetted Leni. I was about to pounce Flip.]
Flip- You are now!
Me- Hey! You can't do that!
Flip- Oh, she's workin today!
Tysean- Oh, she is, isnt she? May I see that for a sec-jus a second thanks
[Shadow snatched Flip's clipboard jerked the papers from the clip and threw the clipboard at the otherside of the wall.]
Tysean- See this? (Tears it up and tosses it up in the air) Fk the schedule! She's not working, and you find someone else to work for your overweight disgusting ass!
Flip- Wha? Fine, Expect yourself Fired, tomorrow, Leni!
Tysean- (Slams both hands on counter and leans in close to Flip), Go head and fire her ass, cuz from the facts, you have no damn body here that's workin in this 'toenail' grease trap! I don't blame'em, i wouldn't blame'em. I blame you cuz ur sick as fk!
Flip- Are you gon keep talkin or-
Tysean- Yo, don't interrupt me!
Flip- U don't tell me what to do I'm grown-
Tysean- Don't Interrupt Me, Flippy!
Flip- Aargh! Don't call me Flippy!
Tysean- Flippy Flippy Flippy Flippy Flippy!
[The two were going at each other's throats! I went to find Lincoln so he'll take care of this mess we're in. After I told him he nodded and went to the counter]
Lincoln- STOOOPPP! [Shadow Flippy- I mean Flip, both stopped and looked at Lincoln.]
Lincoln- You've been standing in that spot throughout most of the time! We're gonna be late for the movie!
Leni- Lincoln, Flip just Fired me!
Lincoln- Maybe it's for the best
Tysean- I agree
[Everyone else agreed too]
Tysean- He aint sht
Lisa- Um, this bread over here is molded!
[Shadow turned from Lisa to Flip in an p*ssed expression]
Tysean- You are sick!
Flip- Just pay for your sht and get the hell out of my store!
Tysean- Gladly. (At Family), Guys, put ur stuff on the counter so I can pay for it... but one at a time so old timer can catch a scan.
Flip- I'd shut up if i were you
Tysean- Well you ain't me so shut the fk up and give us our money.
Lana- Oooh hoo-hoo-hoo!
Lana Lynn- Fight! Fight! Fight!
Lori- Lana, Lynn?
Tysean- If I got the time, I would kick his ass for yall
[Flip must have done something to the nachos Tysean was trying to pay for, that caught me a suspicion so...]
Me- Um, Flip?
Flip- What do you want, little girl?!
Me- What are you doing?
Flip- Uh, making sure these nachos are fresh, you know... right?
Me- Mm-hmm
[Real suspicion... I whispered to Tysean in his ear and he went back to the counter]
Tysean- Did you do somethin to my nachos?!
Flip- What if I did
Tysean- Your face's gon catch these fists, that's what if!
Lincoln tried to fix the beef between them, it only worked when he said to the both of them not to talk to each other until we were out the station. We all started leaving back in Glitch.]
Flip- And Don't come back Gem guy! You're banned for Life!Hell, i shouldn't have even let you take those nachos with you!
[Some of us were scared to eat some of Flip's food after I told them about him clipping his toenails on the counter.]
Lincoln- Um, okay, Why don't I eat this Later. [Lincoln puts down his corndog as well as everyone else who got different foods, and Lily threw her bottle of Chocolate milk on the ground. She probably knows what's in there.]
Tysean- Yall, please don't make a mess in Glitch, I'd just got finished cleaned her, I got her all refurnished, pitch black plastic metal interior, tinted windows, new carpet leather seats, everything! She feels like she's worth more than a million bucks so don't fk her up!
(They all observed around them the new customizations)
Me- Tysean...
[Tysean started to pull off back on the road and we were finally in his dimension. But we were in California where he met Liv Maddie Rooney recently back before he met us. He knew where the movies were and we were quiet throughout the rest of the ride and the only ones talking were me and him.]
Leni- (Sadly), I can't believe I just got fired
Luna- I can.
Lana- Yo, Flip was being an ass, he deserves what's coming to him!
Tysean- Yeah, Like my fist! After all this sht, Imma go back in that store and fk his ass up!
Lori- Leni, we'll find you another job
Leni- It's not that. It's (Sighs), I got a great vision of that place, what it would look like when I fix it up?
[Then Glitch stopped after Leni said that.]
Lynn- You, fixing up Flip's Food n Fuel? Ha! That's rich!
Leni- No, really! I-
Lisa- Forget it big sister, you can try to make any worse place on earth better, but it will always be labeled the worst place on earth
Lucy- It's like someone put a hex on that place, nothing you can do.
[Leni didn't listen to us but I disagree with them, I believe Leni can do it, So I told her and she smiled. Glitch started moving again and we were on our way. After Tysean/Shadow put Glitch on auto pilot, he grabs his nachos and sniffs them.
The reason why I call Tysean Shadow was because Lana said I was always saying his name wrong.]
Tysean- Man, I don't even wanna eat these
Lori- Then why did you get them?
Tysean- Cuz I paid for them, duh!
Luan- Well they were nacho cheese to begin with! haha, get it?
[We all groaned as we said her name]
Everyone- Luan!
Luan- What?
Tysean- That pun was corny as fk and I aint talkin bout the nacho chip, which Imma dip inside the cheese and eat it without no problem in three (Dips chip in cheese), two... one!
[I had to trust my gut cuz I knew something was wrong with the nachos, so I whacked them from his hand making the cheese get on the window and everwhere else.]
Tysean- Gah! Lola! What the fk was that for?
Me- Your own good! Flip really did somethin to your nachos!
Tysean- He solid-ly confirmed to me he didn't do sht to these nachos!
Lisa- Correction, he said what if he did.
Tysean- Auto Correction, that means... (Paused), Fk. You got me.
Lisa- I rest my case.
Lynn- Mmm, these nachos look good to me... taste good too.
Lana- mmm-mmm-mmm!
[We catch Lana & Lynn eating his tainted nachos]
Me- Eww! Lana, Lynn, Dont eat those nachos! You don't know where they've been, Literally!
Tysean- Aww, yall are eating my sh- See? U jus had to knock the nachos outta my hands-you know how long & hard it is & takes to get melted cheese off of carpet leather?
Me- I'm sorry, Tysean but I had to! I don't trust Flip
Tysean- Yeah well some of these episodes say other wise!
Me- I don't give a flying fudge about Flip!
Tysean- We'll see. [We both took a deep breath as we arrived to the movie. The whole crowd saw all of us and they started to wild out! They crowded us and then there they saw, Tysean Lucy. The two main characters of the movie/episode. Some of us were jealous because we were part of that too, but I guess it's fine. Everyone wanted our autographs and lots of people saw me and wanted me to hang out with them.
We all watched the movie and honestly, Luan really did a fantastic job putting all of that together. It was creepy but amazing to see aunt Marriott again... in spirit. After the movie was over...]
Tysean- Guys, we would like to give all the credit to the person who put that all together... Luan Loud!
[Everyone looked at Luan shocked and noticed her camera and beret. They all clapped for her too, which brought her to tears.]
Luan- Thank You Thanks You guys!
[Next Scene: From Walking out of the movie room to the Lobby]
Tysean- Alright, yall. Since you're famous in my dimension, we all got the rest of the 3 hours to ourselves so lets all try and...
[We sped off making Tysean spin around in circles getting dizzy, even Lori left along with us]
Tysean- ...stay out of trouble. Oh great. (Walks off w/hands in his pockets)
[We all went our separate ways and had some fun. It has been 2 hours and yet some of us got back, 30 minutes Leni Lori got back and the only ones missing were Lynn & Lana.]
Luna- Where's Lynn, bro?
Lincoln- I don't know, where's Lana?
Lisa- Their absence is affecting our time of getting back to our dimension.
Me- Hmm, I'll see if I can find them.
[I went searching around the movie theater. I looked up and saw names of movies and wondered: Was it possible they could have snuck into another movie room? I got back and told everyone to search in all the movie rooms, including the one we were just in. They all agreed and started looking. None of us had luck but... Lincoln himself. Lana and Lynn were eating popcorn in the front row beside the entrance to the room.]
Lincoln- Guys!
Person- Shhh!
Lincoln- (Annoyed look; Whispers), What are you guys doing in here?
Lynn- Watching another movie, what else
Lincoln- You could get in so much trouble if they catch you in here, especially if you don't have a ticket!
[The person who told Lincoln to 'shhh' went up and walked out]
Lana- Ha, what's her problem?
Lincoln- Tysean is waiting on you guys so if u don't get going we are gonna be in so much trouble. We aren't suppose to be in here, I ain't even suppose to be in here!
[Lynn and Lana slouched in their seats allowing their popcorn fall to the ground.]
Lana- (groans) Fine. Lets go!
[Then suddenly that 'person' went and got the manager and they knew they were in for it.]
Lincoln- I hate that lady
Lynn- C'mon, we gotta hide!
Person- See, they... [They saw an empty seat, They were just here, see? Maybe their hiding! Yeah, thats it!
Manager- We'll see, if you're lying, you're out of here, got it?
[The lady nods and The manager turned on his flashlight and got to looking. Lana, Lynn & Lincoln were sneaking off away from the Manager's sight of the light by crawling under the seats from the back row. The flash was near Lana and she accidentally bumped into Lynn which allowed her cap to come off her head and drop inches away from her, making it exposed to whoever sees it. Lana was bound to grab it but the flash was near them a second later and they kept moving. The manager picked up the red hat as he wondered 'Hmm'. They made it out and left when Lincoln tripped and The manager flashed the light at a backseat from a chair. Nothing was there when Lana and Lynn gpr up and ran out the entrance and that Lady who radded them out yelled out "Hey!" and then Lincoln got up and ran but also pushed the lady to the ground and called her a "Snitch!" and ran out! The manager ran and saw the lady on the ground.]
Manager- You've had too much to drink or...
Lady- No no no, Those kids pushed me down!
Manager- Yeah well I found no kids but all I did find was this red hat
Lady- That belongs to that blonde girl!
Manager- The majority of people in this room is blonde, don't act surprised.
Lady- But-
Manager- I meant what I said, I didn't find any kids, so you're out of here!
Lady- No... NO! I SWEAR! THEY WERE HEAR!
[Lana, Lynn Lincoln were at the door seeing the Lady get pushed out the door with the manager right behind her.]
Lynn- Wow, hate to be her
Lana- Yeah, Me too. But why do we? We didn't get caught
Lincoln- I guess, but he has your cap!
Lana- Eh. That's fine... but... I want it back! I had so much memories with it! (Yells with a little whine)
Lincoln- Okay okay, we'll get out of here first then we'll go and find your cap.
[They all agreed and as they opened the door, they walked out... into the manager. He even has Lana's red cap. The three of them gulped nervously]
Lincoln- Um, hey! You found her cap!
[The manager didn't say anything. He scowled at the three and the lady in the background did a threatening sign at them and Lana flipped at her which she was certainly taken aback]
Lincoln- We'll just take this off your hands hehe (Slowly takes cap from manager), and... [The three ran quick with speed but ran into something face first and they fell to the ground. Nothing was there but it must have been a force field. Suddenly, It was Tysean's sister Nikki. She was with her boyfriend seeing a movie. Then Tysean, me and the others came to them and we all were p*ssed off.]
{SCENE: IN GLITCH}
Tysean- Way to get us banned from the dmn movies you guys!
Lincoln- I was tryna stop them and get them out of here!
Tysean- Yeah but did u had to push that lady?
Lincoln- She was being annoying!
[I then pushed Lincoln into the seat.]
Lincoln- Oww! Lola!
Lola- Wow, see the similarities? Now you're being annoying.
[Nikki her boyfriend was coming with us too.]
{SCENE: FLASHED BACK TO LOLA}
Me- Hmm, I'll see if I can find them.
[I went searching around the movie theater. I looked up and saw names of movies and wondered: Was it possible they could have snuck into another movie room? I got back and told everyone to search in all the movie rooms, including the one we were just in. They all agreed and started looking. None of us had luck, not even Lincoln. Suddenly we heard moaning, it had to be them. Not only that it was coming from the bathroom... something was wrong. I then heard gagging and throwing up. I was wondering at first was Lynn trying dieting because she's in shape. As for Lana, who knows why she's doing it, so I went in and checked it out. As i did, their was vomit from Lana in the sink, and that almost made me throw up and Lynn was in the last stall, seems like she barely made it cuz she has her vomit on her shirt. What gets me is that they both smelled horrible, both looked yellow and extremely gross and I tried to hold in mine. What I also noticed is that they were struggling to breathe, not to mention both of their puke was a little yellow as if they have been having cheese... and that what got me. It was hard to make out the other chunks in it but I tend not to find out. The only thing that could be the case was when I whacked the nachos Tysean purchased from Flip's food n fuel and... oooh. I then knew what had happened next.]
Lana- Lola... Help (Clears throat violently)
Lynn- I'm ch-choking! (Clears throat violently; coughs violently)
[I got on my phone called Luna Lucy to get us cups of water.]
{SCENE: LOBBY}
(Phone Ringing)
Luna- Ye-llo?
Luna- What?
Luna- Are they okay?
Lori- Wait, what's going on?
Luna- (Covers Phone Speaker), It's Lola, she says that Lana Lynn are puking like crazy!
Lori- (Gasps) I gotta get to them now
(Luan stops her)
Luan- Lori, You stay there in the lobby, Leni says she is coming back from talking to her fan club Lisa, Tysean are in the family bathroom changing Lily and they'll be right out as soon as they can.
[Lori didn't like the Idea of her staying in the Lobby by herself nor even not being able to help us out when we're in trouble.]
Lori- (Sighs), okay.
Luna- (On Phone), Okay. We'll be right there! (Hangs up; At Lucy Luan), Guys, Lola said we need to bring big cups of water for Lana and Lynn stat!
Lucy- Sigh.
Luna- What was that about?
Lucy- Nothing, I just haven't got the chance to say that all day.
Luna- Oookaayy?
Luan- (At Lori), We'll be right back!
[Luna, Luan Lucy went and told the manager and got three big cups of water and rushed on their way to the bathroom.]
{SCENE: BATHROOM}
Me- Ugh! Where are they?
Lynn- (Coughs Violently then struggles to clear throat)
[Lynn was having a hard time trying to clear her throat since I think some got in it making it hard for her to breathe. I was scared of course. As I told Lynn to spit in the toilet, she spat blood out, each time... and that did it, I ran in the stall next to Lynn and puked my guts out. At least I didn't have the nachos.
They soon along with Luan the Manager which happens to be a lady who also came rushing into the bathroom with the big cups of water.]
Me- Took you long enough, what took yall so long?!
Luna- Ugh, you look horrible!
[I didn't care, I only cared about Lana Lynn hoping they would be alright]
Luan- Sorry, we had to get the Manager and she was rather concerned. Then we had to look for large cups since they were almost running out of them.
[Uncomparison to the fantasy, she was indeed a lady and have red hair, a movie cap, since she works here, and she has her work uniform on. White button up short sleeved shirt and Long slacks with a little of her butt showing out from the back, from Tysean's point of view, she is a 10!]
Manager- Hey, I'm Kristy. Are you okay?
Me- Yeah, I just had a little incident that's all
Kristy- Hey! Aren't you Lola Loud?
Me- Yeah
Kristy- OMG! I love the Loud House! You are like my most favorite character!
[I blushed a little bit when Luna was over there with Lucy helping Lynn out Luan was helping Lana]
Luna- Um, Bras? We need assistance over here!
Lucy- We don't have all day, we're dmn near losing Lynn!
Luan- Yeah! Give us a hand! (Pulls out her fake hand), haha! Get it?
Me- (Sighs)
Kristy- Does she always-
Me- You'll get use to it. [I walked quickly to Lana and Luan as Kristy went to Lynn and got to work.
It took like 15 minutes for Lynn Lana to calm down. They still don't look so good, as if they were fixing to go another round. They didn't want to, but I felt so guilty that I should have stopped them, but instead, I continued to argue with Tysean. Later we met outside beside Glitch. We helped Lana and Lynn get outside. I can tell Tysean also felt guilty along with me.]
Lori- Oh thank goodness! You two are alright!
Kristy- I took a look at the left over vomit and those indeed smelled like... cheese.
[I could tell she was near to throwing up when telling us about the situation back in the bathroom]
Tysean- Oh, My God, I knew it!
Me- What you mean? I told you!
Tysean- So!
Kristy- I use to also be a doctor, so I can relate to this kind of stuff.
[That pulled Lisa's attention to Kristy]
Lisa- Well, in that case... [Tysean picked up Lisa and held her]
Tysean- Not today, Lisa. I already feeling fked up for what just happened earlier so don't go Grey's Anatomy on us!
[Kristy then wrote something on two little pieces of paper then handed one to Lisa and one to Tysean.]
Lisa- Her contact information?
Tysean- Yea, it would have been better to jus say 'her phone number'?
Kristy- (At Lisa), Yeah I was hoping we could get together sometime and work on a project.
Lisa- For once, not even science can't help me find anything to support my loss for sentences
Kristy- (At Tysean), And I think you're cute
Tysean- Aww... thanks. Ur cute urself
Kristy- (Giggles) I was hoping we could hang out sometime
Tysean- Of course Kristy. I'll call ya later.
Kristy- Cool. Well, I hope you two feel better.
[Lana and Lynn hugged Kristy and Kristy kissed the both of them, and Tysean on the Cheek. Then left in a sexy way back in the theater.]
Tysean- Mmm Mmm Mmm! Dmn she fine as fk!
[Lori came in front of him to check on Lynn and Lana]
Lori- Are you guys alright? Did he hurt you?
Lana- Lori, We're fine
Lori- I swear if I find him I would-
Lynn- Lori?
Lori- I'll... I'll... (Drops down sobbing)
Tysean- Oh brother, suck it up, Lori, They aint dead! Their fine!
[Lori sprung up and got in Tysean's face]
Lori- Easy for you to say, Since you're stupid nachos made them sick!
Tysean- Yeah they're my nachos, no I didn't get them sick, it's not like i said 'here, you two, have some nachos' ' (Lana)-mmm mmm, thanks, Tysean! (Lynn)-Mmm mmm, yeah, thanks, Tysean, There's nothing wrong with these nachos! (Tysean)-You're welcome, You can keep them, I don't wanna get sick and VOMIT ALL OVER MYSELF LIKE A COMPLETE DUMB ASS!
[Lori was taken aback when he shouted]
Tysean- LORI, DON'T EVER SAY I DID SOMETHING TO MAKE YOUR SISTERS SUFFER, CUZ YOU KNOW DMN WELL I LOVE THEM TOO MUCH TO BE DOING THAT SHT, UNDERSTAND!?
[Lori nodded with tears running down her face. I knew it was the nachos]
Tysean- G*ddmn it, FLIIIPPP! Lola, I should have Listened to you about the dmn nachos. I'm sorry, Lana, Im sorry, Lynn, Im sorry Lori and I am extremely sorry, Lola! [He broke down as well but came back together], FLIPPY'S GONNA GET IT! I said what I meant.
Leni- You mean You're gonna like, kick Flip's so called-ass?
Tysean- (pauses a sec), Nah, I got a better idea.
[With that response, all of us became confused, and scared at the same time.]
CHAPTER 2: THE SHORT PLAN {PART 1} COMING SOON!