Harry Potter and Nicholas Flammel's Rock
By: Kasha-Klee
I don't own Harry Potter, McDonalds, or Mentos. Stop badgering me about it. Sheesh.
One night, a man named Albus Dumbledore was walking down Privet Drive. He saw cars, rocks, trees, telephone boxes, and the occasional teenager with a cigarette pack that he's trying to hide from his mom and his girlfriend. He also saw a cat.
"Yo. Sup MC?" Dumbledore asked the cat.
"I told you to stop watching those muggle rap videos, "sighed the cat, as she turned human again.
"So…Ya wanna Mentos?" asked Albus.
"Erm..no," said McGonagall, who was the cat.
"So…Where's Hagrid?" asked Albus.
"Probably at a McDonalds somewhere," said McGonagall.
Somewhere over floating in the sky the Mediterranean Sea….
"I'd like a Big Mac, a Large Fry, a Large Coke, and a Small Vanilla Cone," said Hagrid, while at the drive through at McDonalds.
"That will be $7.95 at the window please," said Bob, the drive through guy.
Hagrid paid and flew off on his flying motorcycle towards Privet Drive. While flying he accidentally started to sit on the baby he was transporting. He only noticed when he started to hear a squish. He then spilled some Coke on the baby. He finally made it to Privet Drive.
"Finally!" said Albus.
"Sorry dare professor Dumbledore sir!" said Hagrid.
"We need to hurry up!" said McGonagall.
"Let me see Harry," whispered Albus.
"Who?" asked Hagrid.
"The baby!" exclaimed Dumbledore.
Hagrid gave him the baby called Harry Potter and Albus, McGonagall, and Hagrid, brought him up to the front door of number 4 Privet Drive. Then Hagrid started to cry.
"What's wrong Hagrid? You'll see him again," said Albus.
"That's not it. I banged my toe on this lamppost," said Hagrid.
Albus laid Harry down on the doorstep of number four. He also laid down a letter inside an envelope addressed to Mr. And Mrs. Dursley.
"We need to go," said Albus.
"Should we put some ice on that lightning bolt shaped cut on his forehead before we go?" asked McGonagall.
"No. It will become a scar, and scars are useful. Everyone knows that!" said Albus.
They turned to leave and Albus said one final thing before parting.
"Harry Potter. You are the boy who lived! Good luck with that."
They went on their way. Soon Mrs. Petunia Dursley would wake up, go collect the milk bottles, and the newspaper for her husband Vernon. She would also find her sister Lily's one year-old son on the steps of her house, and scream bloody murder. How fun!
Kasha: Well. That was chapter one! Hope you like it! By the way…I won't write more till I have 3 reviews.
Every time you don't review, Hagrid sits on another baby. Save the babies. Review.