Survivor: Tropical Jungle

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"Welcome here to the Tropical Jungle of the Sonic world," a bald man with a big beard and sunglasses announces from a helicopter. "I'm your host, Jet Black, from Cowboy Bebop. I have hosted three previous Survivor seasons before, Survivor: Feudal Japan, won by Sango from InuYasha; Survivor: Seireitei Forest, won by Meilin Rae from Cardcaptor Sakura; and Survivor: Xing, won by Kaname Chidori from Full Metal Panic. In tonight's special preview, we will look at the 18 players coming to the Tropical Jungle to compete in this Survivor season, as well as what to expect from this season."

The helicopter flies over a vast jungle, with Jet Black holding on to the side of the vehicle.

"Over the past 18+ seasons, TJBambi93 has run a large number of Survivor seasons. Now, players from those past seasons are coming back to compete one more time in another chance to win the million dollars. In addition, there will be 3 winners from his seasons who will coach the tribes and hope to win $100,000 themselves. Let's meet our first tribe, the T tribe. Our first player on the T tribe is from Survivor: Virmire and Survivor: Ultimates, Anise Tatlin!"

"I want that million dollars so so bad!" Anise says. "I will do whatever it takes to get my hands on that money!"

"Anise is greedy, and will that greed come back to haunt her?" Jet says. "I can't possibly see her winning this season, but we'll see."

"I'm going to form a strong alliance, and then you'll see how good of a player I really am!" Anise says.

"Next up, from Survivor: Forest Maze, Survivor: Virmire, Survivor: Ultimates and on the now-airing Survivor: Prison Island, is Kasumi Goto!"

"I've been like Boston Rob over the past 3 seasons," Kasumi says. "I was knocked out pre-merge in my 1st and 3rd seasons, while in my 2nd season I came up short by one vote thanks to a bitter jury. Now I plan to follow Boston Rob and win it all in my 4th season."

"Kasumi may be following the 'BR rules' this season," Jet states. "If she does, will she emulate BR and win in her fourth try?"

"This is a huge opportunity for me this year," Kasumi says. "I'm not going to pass it up."

"Next, from Survivor: Aquatic Ruin and Survivor: Ultimates, is Ling Ling!"

"Ling Ling want to win this time!" Ling Ling says. "Ling Ling not want to be embarrassed again!"

"Ling Ling is one of those guys who can either go really far, or be one of the first voted out," Jet says. "There is no in-between with him."

"Ling Ling looking for victory!" Ling Ling says. "No matter what tribe Ling Ling is on!"

"Next up, from Survivor: Virmire and Survivor: Ultimates, is Moses Sandor!"

"I want revenge on Kasumi," Moses says. "She screwed me over in Virmire, and this is my best chance to get back at her."

"If Moses could get his mind off revenge on Kasumi, he might actually have a chance at this game," Jet says. "But I'm afraid he's too obsessed."

"I'm not going to let Kasumi stop me from winning this time," Moses says. "She's going to pay."

"Next, from Survivor: Forest Maze, is Russia!"

"Is it too much to ask for others to become one with Russia?" Russia says. "That is all I vant."

"Russia also appeared in Survivor: Axis vs. Allies, where he finished 5th," Jet says. "He's going for a better finish this time."

"Just as long as I see some sunflowers and water faucets, I'll be okay," Russia says. "Those will satisfy me."

"Finally, from Survivor: Edenia, it's Queen Sindel!"

"My gameplay will be exactly like Cynthia's from Survivor: Shamouti Island," Sindel says. "She made herself the queen, and I'm going to make myself the queen of this game."

"Sindel's trying to emulate Cynthia, but will that work?" Jet wonders. "Cynthia went very far, but can Sindel go one further and win it all?"

"I will win, and be crowned queen," Sindel says. "It shall be a perfect victory."

"Our next tribe is the J tribe!" Jet announces. "Our first player from the J tribe, from Survivor: Distant, is Cyrano!"

"I came so close to winning the first time, ah-CHOO," Cyrano says. "This time I'm going to do one place better."

"Cyrano nearly won his first season, which few people saw due to the cancellation of the season," Jet states. "However, he wants to not only make up for that, but also make sure that everyone sees him win this time."

"This time everyone's going to see me, ah-CHOO," Cyrano says. "And they'll see me win."

"Our next contestant is Fluttershy, from Survivor: Redemption Island!"

"I'm kind of shy so this thing isn't easy for me," Fluttershy says. "Nevertheless, I will try my best!"

"Fluttershy may be a fish out of water, or a pony out of her field, so to speak," Jet states. "I don't know how far she can possibly go. We saw the shy characters for the most part struggle in Xing."

"I'm going to put forward my best effort," Fluttershy says. "That's what matters most."

"Next up is Grune, from Survivor: Virmire!"

"I did very well my first time around, and I'm sure I can improve on my performance this time around," Grune says.

"Grune finished 6th in her first season, can she do better this time around?"

"I hope I can win, but mostly I'm just looking to play a solid game," Grune says. "If I do, that will take care of everything else."

"Our next player is Konata, from Survivor: Cuties!"

"I hear Haruhi Suzumiya participated in a couple of these seasons!" Konata says. "I want to be just like her!"

"Well, maybe not just like her," Jet warns. "Haruhi got into many feuds and never made the Final 3."

"My gameplay is going to be exactly like Haruhi's!" Konata says. "She did well, so will I!"

"Next up is Limberg, from Survivor: Distant, Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains and Survivor: Edenia!"

"3 times playing, 3 times failing, squinky," Limberg says. "But this time around, a different story."

"Limberg has had his share of rivalries and feuds while playing this game," Jet says. "If he can get away from those, he might actually succeed."

"No AVGN to bring me down this time, squinky," Limberg says. "And that means victory for me."

"Our final contestant on the J tribe is Roy, from Survivor: Koopa Beach!"

"I may be a little 'off-beat,' but that doesn't mean I can't win!" Roy says. "In fact, I almost won my first time around!"

"Roy may have made it to the end of his season, but keep in mind that most characters in this season also did the same," Jet says. "Can he fulfill his promise to succeed better than last time?"

"Just another immunity, and I'd win," Roy says. "I think I can do it this time."

"Finally, we have the 3rd and last tribe, the Bambi tribe! Our first character, from Survivor: Marble, is Angela!"

"I have my ways of getting around," Angela says. "Just watch and see."

"Angela might be our most flirtatious character we've ever had," Jet states. "She is not afraid to use her body for her advantage."

"No man is going to resist my charm," Angela says.

"Next up is Blaze the Cat from Survivor: Cuties!"

"I'm smart, strong and fast," Blaze says. "I have all the tools necessary to win the challenges I need to in order to go far."

"Blaze has everything she needs to win this game," Jet says. "The question is, will she?"

"I believe I can win this game," Blaze says. "And I believe that I will."

"Our next contestant, also from Survivor: Cuties, is Bombette!"

"I may be small, and I may have a temper, but I think I can do well in this game," Bombette says.

"Bombette is a bit of an underdog," Jet states. "We'll just have to see how well she does."

"Maybe I'm not the best candidate for winning, but I think I'm going to do well nonetheless!" Bombette says.

"Next up, from Survivor SEGA All-Stars, is Mario!"

"I'm going to win this game for sure, and knock out all these losers!" Mario says. "This is going to be a cinch!"

"Mario has a bit of an attitude, and that might be a problem for him," Jet states. "We'll see if he can overcome it."

"These morons have no chance against me!" Mario says. "I'm going to wipe them out!"

"Next, from Survivor: Emerald Hill and Survivor: All-Stars, is Peter!"

"I'm going to win a bunch of challenges, and use that to help me go far in this game!" Peter says. "Maybe I'll even pull out victory this time!"

"Peter came oh-so-close to winning it all in Emerald Hill," Jet states. "Could his strength at challenges help him win it all this time around?"

"There's more to this game than challenges, I know," Peter says. "But I think I can do just fine at those things as well."

"Finally, from Survivor: SEGA All-Stars, Survivor: All-Stars, and Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains, is Sonic the Hedgehog!"

"I'm quick and I'm pretty strong myself," Sonic says. "I can win a lot of challenges, and then use my awesomeness to go far in this game."

"Sonic is definitely a threat in this game," Jet states. "It's anyone's guess how far he'll end up going, but I expect he'll go far."

"This time around, I'm going to win," Sonic says. "I'm sure that's what everyone else says, but it's going to happen for me."

"All right, those are our 18 characters for this season!" Jet exclaims. "In addition, each tribe will have a coach, a former winner from one of TJBambi93's seasons, who will be competing to help their tribe win, as they try to win $100,000 of their own! This is one of our very best casts, I really believe this is going to be a fun season, full of likable people. See you for the start of the season!"