Hi my name is Paul and I'm 17 years old and I'm a interdimensional traveler. I visit places like volcan from star trek and Atlantis from stargate and iv even been to gray's anatomy. I bet your wondering how I do this, well I tell you how it started and we'll see what you think.
I was sitting at my computer one day talking to people on msn and I heard a noise in the garden that is next to my room.
THUD
I went to my window to see what had made the sound I looked down and on the grass was a small cigar shaped metal object about 7 inches long with what looked like a bulb on the front of one end, I went outside and picked it up I turned it over in my hands and on one side it had an engraving that said.
"To open portal point bulb end towards TV and press red button "
I then noticed a small red button on the opposite side I laughed at it since it seemed so silly
"How can u open portals with something so small" I thought
And so I thought nothing of it, it looked nice so I put it on my computer table and went back to talking to my friends not telling them of the new object on my table.
Later that day I was watching a rerun of the last episode of Dr who s4 and I thought of the object and thought those two most destructive words in the English language "what if".