I do not own Harry Potter, but I wish I did

I do not own Harry Potter, but I wish I did.

Once again it was the end of the year and Professor Snape was happy to see all the children board the train and go. 'Finally' he thought, 'now I can get some real work done and possibly some rest.' He did not know how wrong he was. Later in the day a staff meeting was called for the teachers who would not be going home over the summer holidays. Severus was the first to arrive other than the Headmaster. Then fallowed shortly behind him came Minerva McGonagall joined soon by Rubius Hagrid who promptly took up most of the room at the staff table. Just as Hagrid sat down tiny Professor Flitwick arrived and took a seat. Dumbledor was about to start the meeting when Sible Trelawney breezed in late as usual her long green shawls fluttering behind her.

She looked around as if afraid to sit down. Her eyes caught sight of Argus Filtch in the corner. "I am afraid I can not join you. . ." she said mistily. My addition to the group would make seven. Filtch rolled his eyes and left the room. He had not intended on staying in the first place. When at last Trelawny had seated herself everyone turned their attention to the Dumbledor. Wondering what the purpose of this meeting was.

"As you all know a trip has been planed." Dumbledor paused to watch the looks of anticipation on the remaining staff members faces . . "To Disneyland." Immediately

Conversation broke out amongst the staff. Snape turned an interesting shade of green and looked like he was going to be sick at the thought of attending a trip to "The Happiest Place on Earth" Minerva looked pleased at the thought of a Muggle theme park. Hagrid had the widest grin of all plastered across his face. Dumbledor gave a loud clap and everyone settled down and returned there focus to the Headmaster. "Now then," he began

"The trip will take place one week from now. And I suggest you pack sunscreen Severus, you will be needing it." Snape slouched in his chair mumbling something about a plan to suddenly fall ill. Dumbledor smirked and continued to give details about the trip but Snape was no longer listening.

One week later all six of them were gathered in the great hall with their luggage.

"Where may I ask are we apparating to?" Snape asked with a board tone of voice. Dumbledor looked at him in surprise. "Apparating? Severus this is a road trip we will be taking Muggle transport for most of the trip. After we reach London the train will take us to Kings Cross Station. Then we will travel by car to the airport." Snape had a look of shock and disbelief on his face as did the rest of the Hogwarts staff. Hagrid didn't look like he minded neither did McGonagall, but professor Flitwick took a step back from Snape who looked like he was about to Crucio someone. Trelawney chose this time to speak. In the sudden silence her wispy voice was heard clearly. "I foresee doom!" For once in her life McGonagall half agreed with the divination teacher.