Author's note: I don't My little pony or kingdom hearts. Only Eddie, Artemis and the lust cupids belong to me. I wrote this story based on Ed, Edd n Eddy' s Hanky Panky hullabaloo. Also I plan to write more soon. Enjoy.

Teddy and Sweetheart's Hanky Panky hullabaloo

Chapter 1 Bronies meets Ponies

It was nice spring day in Pony Land. The girls were getting ready for their first class. Sweetheart was busy finishing her Valentine's Day card. The card was addressed to her boyfriend Teddy. Starlight had finished getting her books out when she noticed what Sweetheart was doing. She nudged her friend Patch. "Hey Patch look what Sweetheart is doing?" Patch looked over. "Hey what this," she said as the mischievous pony snatched the card from Sweetheart as she finished the note. "Hey give it back!" she cried! "Lets play keep-away!" Yelled Patch. She tossed it to Clover. "Awww isn't it sweet!" said Clover when she peeked inside. "Please stop!" begged Sweetheart. Melody caught the note next. After reading it she tossed it Starlight. "So professor? What do you conclude this is?" She asked. Starlight looked at the Valentine. "This is a note, that express how much you care for a special someone." She then tossed it to Bright Eyes. Bright Eyes looked at the note. "You know what that means?" she said as she tossed it to Bon Bon. Bon Bon looked at the note. "Yep Sweetheart likes, TEDDY!" She said, tossing the note back to Patches. Melody starting sing a song.

Sweetheart and Teddy sitting in a tree!

K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

She sang. Sweetheart went bright red. "Come on you guys, knock it off." Said someone. They turned around to see a young girl named Artemis walk forward. She was human girl around the age of 14. Her hair was black and fell a bit down her back. She had bright blue eyes and was clad in a white shirt and jeans. When she had arrived in the land of ponies with her friend Eddie. They had caused a bit of a fuss, but after explaining themselves they had been welcome with open hooves. She took the note from Patches and gave it to Sweetheart who's blush was now gone. She then turned to the rest. "You girls she lay off. Don't forget that all of you have a special someone." she warned making the other blush. She spoke directly to each one of them. "Bright Eyes aren't you making goo goo eyes at Lancer?" she said making Bright Eyes Blush. She then faced Bon Bon. "Aren't you making a cake for Spinner," she said making Bon Bon look down. Artemis then faced Starlight. "Starlight aren't you going to help Ace with his home work tonight," she said making her blush. She then turned to Patches. "Arn't you and Buddy going to the Roll-A-Rama after school," she said making the pinked maned prankster develop a silly expression. She then looked a Melody. "Aren't you writing a special song about love for Chain Link?" she said making Melody go from usual pink to rosy red. She then finally faced Clover. "Aren't you going to The Spring Princess play with Dandy?" making the Clover fall over from embarrassment.

"So please lay off Sweetheart. Also we better hurry or we will be late for class," she warned The others grabbed this school supplies while Sweetheart headed for the other way to look for Teddy. She so paused to thank Artemis. As they depart, two unwanted visitors appeared. The two were clade in white togas and had angle wings on their back. The male of the male had white hair and green eyes. On each side of the head were black devil horns and a devil's tail. The female had black hair and green eyes as well. Her hair fell down her back. She also had horns and tail as well. Between the wing was a quiver of arrows. Next to the quiver were bows. The heads were shaped like hears but were black. They had witnessed the all event and heard about Sweetheart's crush on Teddy. Both of them grew a smile. "Is it not sweet on Valentine's day when young love starts to bloom?" asked the male. "Yes, it is. When the boys and girls meet each other, and express their feeling of love for one another," she replied both of them laughed and followed Sweetheart.

In another part of the school Teddy and the boys were running through the halls. Teddy rounded the corner and smiled. "LET'S LEARN!" He yelled. "LAST ONE TO CLASS IS..." He began, but caught himself. "What am I saying?" he asked before groaning and moving on. "It's Valentine's Day wonderful," said Dandy as he and the others followed Teddy. With Eddie bringer up the rear. Eddie was a 15-year-old with blackish brown hair, green eyes and a freckled face. He wore a white shirt with the words SPARTA! Emblazoned on it. Along with a pair of jeans. Usually he was calmed and relaxed, but today he looked a little nervous. "As you know. It is quite hard to sometimes express your feeling for someone, but this holiday allows you to let that special someone know you care." Finished Dandy. Eddie popped up next to him. "Yeah usually it is," he answered. He then looked at him. "But you got to watch out for yucky, squishy mushy LUST CUPIDS! They are real my friend," he whispered before opening his locker. Eddie worked the dial in his locker and began to put in the combination. After that his locker opened up. "What you got in there?" asked Teddy. "An instant hamburger with onions and ketchup. Onions ward of lust Cupids. Similar to how they repel Oni or Japans ogres." He said.

"Like how garlic wards off vampires?" questioned Lancer. "Correct!" replied Eddie. Eddie then pulled out a neckless with a blue crystal. "Illusion crystals. They make invisible to Lust Cupids, while everyone else can see you." "Anything else in there?" asked Ace. "Nope," replied Eddie as began to get his books. While the others opened their lockers, and gathering their stuff, Teddy dug a Valentines Card from his back pack. Eddie who had just finished gathering his stuff noticed that. "Hey Teddy, what's that you got there?" he asked. Teddy quickly hid it. "It's nothing mind your own business!" Teddy said in his usual rude way. Eddie just frowned. "Come on Teddy, you can tell me." Eddie said in a reassuring way. Teddy sighed. "Oh alright, its a note for Sweetheart." Eddie smiled. Teddy had a bit of an attitude problem, he thought he need to be tough, mean and competitive to stand out and prove himself. However, after Eddie and Artemis shown up Teddy's attitude had improved. While he was still loud and competitive he was starting to loosen up. As the others finished closing up their lookers, Sweetheart appeared. "Oh Teddy," she called Everyone turned to see Sweetheart coming over. Eddie and Lancer noticing that she was carrying a card with him. Knowing that Teddy would be embarrassed and would probably do something rash they decided to leave with the others. "Come on, guys since class is going to start soon we better hurry." they called. The others followed them we the exception of Teddy. Teddy knowing that Lancer and Eddie helped clear the others away, so he and Sweetheart could be alone nodded thanks. "Hey Sweetheart what up?" he asked. Sweetheart walked up and offered him a card. "Happy Valentine's Day Teddy. You're the sweetest boy I known, will you be mine?" she asked as she gave him a card. Teddy excepted it while blushing. "Thanks Sweetheart here's a card for you," he said handing it to Sweetheart. Sweetheart read it. "Of all the other girls, I known. I would naturally choose you." she finished. "Oh Teddy, that so sweet," she said. The bell rang again. Teddy realizing that he would be late hurried to class. However, he turned to Sweetheart. "See you in class Sweetheart," he said before running off. Sweetheart smiled as she watched her crush, rush of class. Suddenly and arrow went speeding through the air and went into Sweetheart pricing her heart. Suddenly a pink fog covered her eyes. Sweetheart could only think of Teddy. She smiled and moved in a trance after Teddy. The two lust Cupids smiled as they watched her leave. "So are garden of love as began, because of the kindness of this mare," said the female. Then the male spoke. "Yet another one is needed for this garden to grow," said the male. Both of them laughed as they headed off.

Meanwhile, Eddie who had finished up in the bathroom walked out. As he headed back to the class. The two minions of lust flew behind them. As they passed Eddie stopped. A shiver went down his spine. He knew the feeling. It meant danger was coming. Eddie looked behind himself still on edge. "OH NO! How did they get in here? I got to warn Artemis that Lust Cupids are on the lose!" he said before they dashed off.

Inside the class Bon Bon, Bright Eyes and Starlight were looking over an anatomy book. While Patch and Melody were looking over a periodic table. Teddy was working on a mechanical project. Ace and Lancer were doing a chemical experiment. Spinner, Dandy and Buddy were working on another project Teddy hummed to himself as he worked. Sweetheart then came in. She still had a goofy expression on her face. She then headed for Teddy. "Hi Teddy," the entranced Pony said. The new attitude shocked Teddy. "Sweetheart are you feeling fine?" he asked. Sweetheart just smiled. Teddy got nervous and quickly went back to his book. "Yeah I got to get back to work. If I fail my dad's going to ground me," he said. Sweetheart leaned over. "Can I be your partner?" She asked. Teddy's cheeks turned beet red at this question. Meanwhile Eddie had just walked in and saw what they were doing with the chemicals. While Lancer had been paying attention he Ace had added a little too much of a certain chemical while harmless by itself became highly volatile when mixed with another. Eddie saw this and was about to warn them when, "BOOOOM!" "Oppess! My bad," said Ace. The explosion had cause both Lancer and Ace to be completely black while Eddie's entire front was scroched. Ruining his shirt. "Aww Wait ago guys you ruined my shirt!" He yelled. "Stupid! Don't you know could got to be careful when mixing these chemicals!" She chided them. Teddy and the others stared in amazement they had never seen Sweetheart act like that before. "Sweetheart I never have seen you act like this before!" he said completely flabbergasted. "Well I can't be weak all the time," she said as she winked at him. Teddy backed away nervously. "Yeah well, are you sure you are felling alright?" he asked as the nervous colt backed away. Suddenly another arrow struck. Teddy immediately entering his heart. Pink fog enveloped his mind and he could only thing of Sweetheart. The two lust Cupids flew behind them. "Now that the boy is under our control." said the male. "Their love shall bloom and grow!" finished the other. With that they departed. Eddie who was still recovering from the explosion failed to notice the cupids. Artemis failed as well because she had been in the bath room.