Humphrey as Shawn Mendes
Salty as John Cena
Mooch as Darth Vader
Garth as Harry Potter
Hutch as Cupet
Song Start :
Shawn.M : I'M pretty and 17. I have no clue what heartbreak even means?. But i made this song about it. After my girl dump me that cold hearded witch...what was that i feel like i just got punch.
John.C : Your x-girlfriend send me to kick your butt. She said make sure he need to get stiches up.
Shawn.M : THAT HURT...
She took this song to literally. I meant stiches medaphorically. Wans't it enough that she left me. Now she wants me to...bleed. OW!Who was that hitting me?.
John.C : Here's a clue, i said "you cant see me". I wrestle men in big arenas...
Shawn.M : Arent you John Cena...?
John.C : Yep.
Shawn.M : What did i do to deserve this?.
John.C : On her birthday you got her nothing you dick!. Instead you got yourself this car
Shawn.M : I really need to look more badass
John.C : and that's why i'm kicking your ass.
Shawn.M : Someone save me from this wrestler dude.
Darth Vader : now you learn the power of the dark side.
Shawn.M : dont tell me that my ex send you too?
Darth Vader : That's Right...
Remember on this past christmas day. You got her nothing you must pay. Instead that you got that dump jac...ket(Jacket)
Shawn.M :HEY! I look badass in it.
Darth Vader : How dare you be so selfish.
Shawn.M : Ouch Stop That She was being a bitch.
Darth Vader : you see the power of the force...now!
Shawn.M : Who's pooking my ass OW!
Harry.P : It was me Harry Potter. Your ex girlfriend is my witch dauther. I'm gonna take my broom from...Quidditch. And beat your butt with it
Cupet : Valentine's days coming. Got to turn this pain to loving. This brutal violence is sense...less(Senseless). I must save Shawn Men...des(Mendes).
Darth Vader : Harry Potter. Would you care to make love?
Harry Potter : Yes I Would
Darth Vader : Shawn Mendes. Would you care to make love with us both?
Shawn.M : EWWW. NO!
Darth Vader : You will join the 3 subs.
Shawn.M : I will join the 3 subs
Darth Vader : Then you will have stiches after this shot Shawn Mendes HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!11
End Song