Brambleclaw: I hate you so much.
Squirrelflight: I hate you even more. Go die in a hole.
Brambleclaw: Go fall of a gorge
Squirrelflight: Ohhhh you do not wanna continue this fight. Do not bring these babies out! -flexes claws- I BEG of you do nottttt make me use these bad boys! It gets ugly!
Brambleclaw: -me gusta- Go step on a lego. BAREFOOT.
Squirrelflight: OH. NO YOU DI-IN'T. YOU JUST CROSSED THE LINE BABY.
Brambleclaw: Cats who say that are pussies
Squirrelflight, fuming: -Stomps over to Ashfur- Hey baby watcha doin -wink wink-
Ashfur: err nothin much, you?
Squirrelflight: Oh just hangin around. Sayyyyy... wanna go hunting with me?
Ashfur's POV: omg could it be? This hot chick is asking me out? We're hunting pairs!
Ashfur: Okiez. But make it quick
Squirrelflight: That's what she said.
Brambleclaw: Flabberjacks.
~~~~~~~~~~~ONE ETERNITY LATER~~~~~~~~~~
Brambleclaw: Um... Squirrelflight? I think I want you back
Squirrelflight: Too bad. I love Ashfur.
Brambleclaw: Oh gosh darn it. I will fight for you baby.
Squirrelflight: Ok. Watev
Brambleclaw: come out come out wherever you are
Ashfur: -tries slicing brambleclaw's precious throat-
Brambleclaw: -ducks just in time and slices ashfur's throat-
Ashfur: Shit. Now comes the part where I lay down and bleed to death right?
Brambleclaw: yeah. Duh. I slice your throat you die.
Ashfur: Hold on one more thing. -claws brambleclaw's fur off-
Brambleclaw: FUUUUUUUU
Squirrelflight: -trollface- you know what they say, no pain no gain
Brambleclaw: No.
Ashfur: -bleeds to death-
Brambleclaw: -sudden realization that he'd won Squirrelflight-
AWWWWWWWWWW YEA
Squirrelflight: Oh boy.
Brambleclaw: EVERYDAY I'M SNUFFLEPUGU
Squirrelflight: Everyday I'm shuffling, dumb-ash
Brambleclaw: -sigh- autocorrect I SWEAR. Oh well. OMG squirrelflight we shall marry and have three kits that rules the world and starclan and one gets killed and one is blind and one is like, really ugly with his lion mane
Squirrelflight: Ew no get away from me
Brambleclaw: Forever alone
~~~~~~~~~Titanic song plays~~~~~~~~~
THE END
Brambleclaw: Omg there's a space!
Squirrelflight: stfu.