I do not own homestuck and I didn't take this seriously because I did this at 4 am
Jake goes to dicks house, who is his boyfierd whO HE TOTALLI LVOES AND HAZ GAY SEX WITH HIM ALLL THE TIMe , to have a guys night.
He knocks on dicks door and dick opens the door, grabs his gAY BOYFreid and throws his hot ass in his bed.
"dirk senpai~?" jake says with his hOT yaoi voice. Dirk jumps on top of his damn hot boyfrond (hah fishpun) aND THRUSTS THE SHIT OuT OF hIM
"does my hard cock feel splendid in your British ass?" dirk says wiT THAt WOwiwOW yaoI vOICe. Jake starts crying tears of joy and kisses his senpai riGHT oN HIS SenPAIs MoutH.
AND FUCKED FOR 8 HOURS STRAIGHTS
So jack couldnt feel his sexy british legs
The next mornming they get marryed abd have a kid named shakira
THE FUCKING END
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