A Poem against "Great" Love Stories
Disclaimer: I don't own anything featured in this story
AN: I've seen enough bad poetry fics about romance. So here is my poetry fic (it actually rhymes, mostly) about romances.
Let's look at Greek Mythology
I hope you are just kidding me
Look at Apollo and Daphne,
The later became a laurel tree
That was Greek Mythology
I hope you are just kidding me
Shakespeare time, oh my!
Shakespeare was one weird guy
Why did everyone have to die?
Instead of living till eighty-five
Shakespeare time is done, oh my!
Shakespeare was one weird guy
Here I go I'm on a roll
It's Twilight time to pay the toll
Edward you're such a troll
You're like a hundred years old
Here I am, still on a roll
Bella has to pay the toll
Bella dear you're so cliché,
Your head is full of soggy clay
You only have crummy things to say
Too bad you can't die any day
Bella dear you're so cliché,
Your head is full of soggy clay
All authors listen to me
Romance is your enemy
Next time try out comedy
Or you could become a tree
All authors listen to me
Romance is your enemy
AN: I have a feeling there were some punctuation errors in this story. Review if you see any okay?