Title: An Aft Man

Pairing: Femme! Grimlock XUltra Magnus

Narrator: Femme! Ratchet

The Humans recentally discovered our version of marriage; Optimus Prime was quick to explain when Megatron called her mate. They were surprised to learn what we did to bind ourselves to a mate. The merging of our sparks and the connection that than appeared between the mates was something new, to the humans.

The appearance of more Autobots and Decepticons let the humans see first-hand what a mated pair was like, besides the sophisticated relationship that Optimus and Megatron shared, or the long-term comfortable relationship that Ironhide and I share. For example: the relationship that Ultra Magnus and Grimlock have.

Captain Lennox had once called Ultra Magnus an aft mech and I have to agree. I was always surprised to see Ultra Magnus, a collected somewhat shy mech, openly grope his mate. Lennox witnessed a more sensuous version of this the day Grimlock, and the rest of her Siblings, landed on earth. She and Magnus had given each other a rather enthusiastic greeting.

Lennox was surprised to see the broad grin planted on the normally stoic bots face plates; he turned to Ironhide and I. "What's with the big guy?"

I leaned against Ironhide, watching the five pods barrel towards the earth at breakneck speeds. Ironhide watched as well, after he glanced at Will briefly, "Ultra Magnus is about to be reunited with his mate after hundreds of vorns being apart."

"He's got himself a mate? No kidding." Lennox turned to look as the first pod hit the ground. The pods were covered in armour; the Dinobots had found a way to travel without having to strip down to their protoforms. The pod unfolded in graceful movements to reveal Grimlock's Amazonian figure. Ultra Magnus strode forward, pulling her into his arms. He pulled away her face mask, and her visor slid away to reveal those startling orange sunrise optics. Their noses rubbed together almost playfully, their lips meeting in a sweet kiss.

Magnus's hands started to wander and Lennox watched in a horrified fashion as they settled on the curve of Grimlock's aft, gripping slightly. Grimlock pulled away from the kiss, only to give Magnus a burning look of desire.

Lennox still blushed whenever he talked to Grimlock. He wasn't the only human to witness something of an intimate nature between the two mates.