The world of dueling was a strange, yet powerful and wonderful thing to the single father. Danny had only done small time duels, usually those done in garages or alleys. The rush of excitement when he placed his card down and defeated his opponent kept him feeling young. Of course those had all been small time duelers, men and women who were new to the game. Danny wondered if he would be any match to someone as great as Yugi

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Joey felt especially nervous ever since he and the sponge exchanged numbers. Should he call first? What smiling emoticon was he to text? They had so many laughs and jokes ever since they met. His heart pulsed rapidly whenever he thought of the sponge. The blue eyes, the rosy cheeks, pink lips; John F. Kennedy, he was perfect. But did this mean that these thoughts and feelings he felt for the sponge, were past the fine line of platonic? If so, how should he go about crossing this line and into the sponge's bedroom?
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The yellow sponge sighed as he flipped his phone open, revealing no recent text messages, or calls. He tosses and turn, holding himself, blushing bright when Joey came back on his mind. Joey. He was so different, different dna. He wasn't like the others, almost like a futuristic brother. Joey, dominating him, holding him, sweat on his pores. Spongebob gasped. It was dirty, but it was okay to taste the devil's water occasionally. He remembered Joey walking, cherry blossoms swirling around, hazel bright eyes, "Joey..." Spongebob whispered. The pounding in his heart told him the truth that his mind accepted. He was in love with Joey Gladstone.
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Joey's heart was beating out of his chest as he opened his cell phone and located Spongebob's number in his rather small list of contacts. His hands were shaking, he realized, as he selected the name. He put the phone to his ear and listened to the ringing. 5 rings. 6 rings. He began to feel so stupid. The man of his dreams, the objects of his late night desires, was not going to answer. Why would he? Joey was an aging comedian with nothing to offer. He was about to hang up when we heard the angelic voice that haunted his dreams.
"Joey, I'm so glad you finally called."
Joey swallowed the lump in his throat "S-Spongebob" it tickled his tongue as he said the sponges sweet name. "We should meet. There's uh, something I need to tell you. In person"

Joey paced anxiously in front of Spongebob's lovely home, awaiting for the adorable yellow cutie to answer the door. His patience paid off, for there stood the man of his midnight dreamings.
"Joey.."
"S-Spongebob. I-"
"I have something to say too.."
Joey paused, his face flushed.
"I, I love you Joey."
Joey Gladstone was shocked. And it took a lot to shock him. Living with Danny's things he called his "daughters" screwed around so much that not a lot could surprise him these days. However, this was a positive shocker. Not like the shock of seeing the milk spilled and having Stephanie say,"I didn't mean it," and resisting the urge to slap the girl to Timbuktu.
The look on his face must of upset the sponge, for he began to cry.
"I-I get that you wouldn't like some g-goober like me a-and i-"
Joey pulled the yellow creature close, hand on his lower back, and into a deep and loving kiss.

Some days later..
Danny peered in through the pineapple's small circular window. He often wondered where Joey was running off to in the middle of the night, so tonight he followed him.
What he saw disgusted him. Joey.. *his* Joey in a liplock with that Sponge creature they had met only a few days ago! Anger and resentment boiled inside of him. Joey was his. He had to do something about this. He had to take out the trash.
Danny Tanner would not let this stand, not on his watch. Watching his Joey become dominant with the sponge enchanted him, however, he wanted Joey to stay a obedient bottom in bed. He shook his head from his sexually frustrated thoughts and his mind remembered Yugi's message. Call him anytime. He needed to become the most powerful card dueler in San Francisco. To obtain that title, he needed to learn from the best. Well, soon to be second best. Once he wins the honor, he'll challenge the yellow annoyance, destroy him, and win back his beloved hazel eyed man.

Danny Tanner walked to Yugi's abode. There was a soft wind that tousled his chocolate locks. Cherry blossoms that he'd never seen growing before fluttered around him. Yugi peered out his window, and gasped. San Francisco's tv host was absolutely stunning. He kept his composure and hid the blush on his soft cheeks. Danny watched the teen fidget around with his face, and gave a tender smile he usually gave to his beloved daughters.
"Mr. Tanner."
"Yugi."

Danny slammed his fists down on Yugi's mahogany table, nearly cracking it. The TV show host's strength had a profound effect on Yugi, who took in a sharp breath. "You don't understand!" Danny shouted, "I have to destroy them. I have to take back what's mine. You either teach me or I find someone else, and don't think I won't." He sat back down and ran his fingers through his hair, calming himself down. "I really need this." He whispered. Yugi leaned back in his chair, pressing his finger tips together. "Alright Tanner. Ill teach you, on one condition."
Danny leaned forward "Anything." Yugi leaned forward, his face mere centimeters from Danny's. "Duel me."

One long night of "dueling" later..

Danny Tanner was a man to his word. He was so ready for this. Yugi walked painfully behind him, his backside aching from last night's training. Spongebob stood by Joey, holding onto him, frightened. Danny grinned. He loved the look of fear in an opponent's eyes. It made him feel energized, powerful.
"Spongebob Squarepants."
"D-Danny let's not fight there's gotta be-"
"No."
"Danny, this needs to stop. You're crazy." Joey stood in front of his yellow lover protectively, which only angered Danny more.
"NO!"
Joey glanced at Spongebob, sighed, and gave in.
"Alright Danny, let's begin."
Danny smirked widely, a flash of red in his chocolate eyes.
"Excellent."
Danny looked deep into Joey's eyes "Oh, but it's not you I intend on dueling dear Joey," letting out a little laugh, but becoming serious again. "It's him." He pointed to the yellow creature hanging onto Joeys side. "M-Me?" Spongebob swallowed hard. Joey closed his eyes and sighed. "Yes you. You're going to duel me. If you lose, which you will, you have to leave Joey alone. Forever." The Sponge gasped. He looked from Joey to Danny, stammering, looking for the right words. He was not a master dueler, in fact it was only a hobby to keep himself entertained, and the only other creature he has dueled was his pet snail. Who had beat him. Joey kneeled down so he could look his lover in the eyes, and held his face in his hands. "I believe in you, I know you can do this. It's in your DNA. If not for yourself, do it for me, okay? Do it for us." The sponge nodded, and Joey pulled him in for a kiss. Danny gagged at the passionate lovers. Spongebob looked Danny in the eyes with determination. "You're on"

Danny and Spongebob flew into the air as the scenery around them turned green and murky.
Danny whipped out a card and yelled,"I SUMMON MY RED MAGICIAN."
Spongebob winced, this was already bad. If he had a red magician, and four plus four equaled nine, and red and yellow make lime, his armored dragon was nothing to this. But inspiration hit his mind. He pulled out a card and yelled, "SKIP A TURN DANNY TURNER"
Danny was shocked. How could he be so stupid? Now him and his card were frozen and defenseless.
Spongebob grinned, here was a nice change in the situation.
"I CALL UPON MY ARMORED SERPENT"
Danny winced as he watched his red magician get strangled by the serpent. The fucking sponge! His eyes twitched, full red eyes now donned on, and lept onto Joey.
Danny stood behind Joey, his arm around his neck and a gun to his head. 'Where did that even come from?' Spongebob wondered. But it didn't matter. Danny was laughing manically. "I'll do it! Ill fucking shoot him! If I can't have him NOBODY CAN." Spongebob took a step forward, and Danny aimed at him "DON'T COME ANY CLOSER YELLOW THING" and tightened his grip around Joey, causing him to gasp. Joey began to speak between gasps. "Spongebob, you are the most important thing to me and I am so glad I met you, that I talked to you, you taught me how to dominate and that's all I ever asked for in a relationship. But you need to leave. I can't risk you being hurt. I can live my life with Danny peacefully if I know that you are safe." Tears welled in Spongebobs eyes, "No! You can't leave me Joey goddammit! I love you too much!" He cried. The conversation between the lovers tugged on Yugi's heart strings. "Danny!" He said, stepping toward the man. Danny pointed the gun at him instead. "Put the gun down Danny"
Yugi tacked Danny down, with this action causing Danny to release his hold of Joey and the gun. Yugi sat on top of Danny and held him down. The red in Danny's eyes was bright, but began to flicker out. "Danny Tanner. I have made an excellent card dueler out of you."
He looked away, then looked back.
"And-And also an excellent partner."
Danny gasped quietly. The red in his eyes completely gone.
"I've fallen for you, and, and you don't need HIM!" Yugi motioned by pointing at Joey Gladstone.
"I want you," Yugi grabbed Danny's hand and placed it on his mouth to kiss, then rested it on his heart,
"To need me."
Danny Tanner sat up, grabbed the boy, and kissed him passionately.

Many days later..

Michelle walks up to her new uncle, who was washing the dishes, and tugs on his apron. 'Yugi can you get me some ice cream?'"

The end~